To all the ladies who need big dicks....

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  1. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    Loose lips sink ships.

    Your vaginal walls are probably all warped and flabby!!! I hope you all can define Kegel. If not...then...K-E-G-E-L.

    Girls need to calm your pu$$y down sometimes,lol

    That is all....
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  2. mocha_licious

    mocha_licious New Member

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    why r U concerned with other females pussies LOL
    I swear this site is so fuckin odd...
    I couldnt make up half the shit cats type on here...
    plus why would any females actually listen to you
    r U that delusional that your word on a net form is so improtant in other peoples lives that they would listen to U>
    wow....do U though
    (notice how I didnt make a fat joke fellow RMers dont always go for the obvious crap its corny and boring, dig a lil deeper....)
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  3. Offbeat

    Offbeat New Member

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    ^ why are u so concerened with me?

    faggot hypocrite.
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  4. mocha_licious

    mocha_licious New Member

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    LAMO@me findin ill rich in a "big dick" thread...wow that explains SO MUCH....
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  5. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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  6. Offbeat

    Offbeat New Member

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    u were the first reply to it, and actually commented on the issue.

    i was just dissing a bill gates look alike.
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  7. Steve Schade

    Steve Schade Bears>you

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    I do kegels, my PC muscle is strong.
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  8. BoDi

    BoDi www.iambodirock.com

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    lmao @ this thread!!
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  9. .:AC:.

    .:AC:. Smokes or Bananas

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    i like vaginas of all shapes and sizes stop hating on the loose tang

    atleast you dont make em cry when they got a loose snatch
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  10. skandelous_lala

    skandelous_lala back from the dead

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    And stay tuned for further public service announcements brought to you by Misskey!
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  11. Hidden_Poetry

    Hidden_Poetry New Member

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    She's right tho. I was watchin this porn the other day and the lips on the girls were freaking me out. Like, WTF happened to her damn vagina? It was nasty. :/
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  12. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    too many •••••• cocks prolly
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  13. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    Man, sometimes you gotta tell them. I see so many young chicks say shiot like..."Oh I need 10 inches or more to satisfy me.!!" That shiot is gross....

    I personally don't want a punctured long from these big danged boys,lol

    And to the first guy, whoever he is.....uh...hmmm....lol

    I saw a porn once, the guys were putting these huge things in her...I'm talking pipe looking things. And I don't mean sink pipes, I mean submarine pipes and huge rubber thiungs man, that shit is not sexy,lol
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  14. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Some stuff I found...

    Reader: 12/8/1999>
    Dear Dr. Lin,
    I'm not really sure what my problem is. I had sex with someone one time that had a very large penis. I'm wodering if this one time could have possibly stretched me out. I didn't have sex for a while after this ecnounter and I just don't feel as tight as I used to. My current boyfriend is not exactly small and I get so wet with him that it's almost as though I don't feel him as much as I should and I've been able to feel it with guys smaller than him. I am only 21 years old. I'm just wondering if maybe I have a loose vagina. I've had guys in the past tell me I'm tight so I don't know what's wrong. Please help. Thanks

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    Dr. Lin:12/11/1999>
    You are too young to have a loose vagina.
    Your vagina can not feel a soft penis no matter how large it is.
    Why? The sexual sensory nerve is in the urethra or in the wall bewteen the urethra and vaginal tube. The Vagina is equiped as a birth canal which does not have much sensory nerves near the tube surface.
    To let you feel the sexual stimulation, the penis must be hard enough and approach the urethral and G-spot nerves with a high attack angle. Unless the penis is very hard and slightly curved upward, it is difficult to exert a pressure onto the G-spot and urethral nerves. That is why you wont get stimulated no matter how huge the penis is.
    Your G-spot and urethral nerves can get effectively stimulated by a curved-up finger of 0.5 inches thick, with 1-2 inch penetration. Try my Finger Plier method as shown in
    http://www.actiontao.com/image/2-3comp.jpg
    /love/fgplier.htm
    That is, a small finger can do a better job than a huge, but soft, penis.
    Deep penetration for directly stimulating the Epicenter requires a solid, rock penis with a slight curve-up as shown in
    /extra/lovetool.htm
    or using a high attach-angle love position as shown in
    http://www.actiontao.com/image/attack.jpg
    Most women require intensified stimulation by double-body motion (so that the stroke frequency can reach 2.5 strokes per second), to accumulate sexual energy fast enough for building up orgasm. The most effective love positions are either high-attack angle positions or the 3-point Excitation Position, as described in
    /love/method.htm
    Over all, hard erection and stimulation
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  15. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Q:My boyfriend thinks I’ve slept with someone else because my vagina doesn’t feel tight. What is going on?

    A: Tight vaginas are usually just dry vaginas (which, incidentally, are more likely to get injured than a sufficiently lubricated vagina). It is a myth that sex stretches vaginas and makes them loose.

    If you want more contact with whatever is in your vagina, learn to squeeze your vaginal muscles (see How can I tighten my vagina below).


    Q:How can I tighten my vagina?

    Firstly, no chemical can tighten the vagina. Vinegar and other chemicals can upset the pH and the friendly bacterial populations in the vagina, leaving it prone to infections. Douching is harmful. Don’t put chemicals in your vagina. OK? OK.

    Vaginas are made of muscles, and there are some very simple and effective exercises to firm them up so that they don’t feel so loose, and so you can squeeze them to make them feel even tighter. As a bonus, the exercises can improve everything from bladder control to labour to orgasms. Please see the muscles page, or do a search for Kegel exercises.

    Finally, often when people describe a vagina as tight or loose, they are referring to how easy it is to penetrate that vagina, which is really a function of how slippery it is. Slipperiness prevents chafing and injuries, so I recommend always keeping sex slippery. Muscular squeezing is a better way to increase sensation than dryness.
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  16. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    Penis Size Myths and Lies

    http://www.penissizedebate.com/page28_penis-size-myths.htm

    25. Women who enjoy big penises have a loose vagina.

    This is one of the most heard lies you can come around and is made up by some smaller endowed guys to justify their incompetence in making women orgasm by penetration alone. Sure, a woman who has a very loose vagina will need a very big penis to be really satisfied, but it is not because some woman likes penetration by a big penis that she automatically has a loose vagina. Most vaginas can take a penis of eight inches circumference as long as the woman is able to let her vagina muscles relax.
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  17. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    If you're still having problems, better get on them Kegels...

    Kegel exercises strengthen pelvic floor muscles, the muscles that stretch during childbirth. They help improve sexual pleasure (more intense orgasms) by making the muscles stronger and more elastic, and they can improve bladder tone so that you don't leak urine. They won't, however, actually make your vagina smaller, but they can make the opening tighter.

    Here's how to do Kegel exercises:

    When you're peeing, clench (without your hands) your muscles to stop the flow of urine for about four seconds. Then release those same muscles to let the urine flow again. These are your pelvic floor muscles; these are the muscles you'll be exercising when you do Kegels.
    If you want to check and make sure that you're using the right muscles, put a finger or two into your vagina. Tighten the muscles. If you can feel your fingers being squeezed (even just a little), then you've located the right muscles.
    About five to ten times a day, repeat the Kegels ten times per session.
    It can take up to 8 - 10 weeks to notice improvement, and there will most certainly be improvement. Like any kind of weight lifting or muscle building exercises, Kegels take time to make a difference! (Adding a vaginal barbell to your regular Kegel exercise routine can help. They are available at specialty stores that carry sex toys or sexual enhancement items.)
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  18. MISSKEYdaQUEEN

    MISSKEYdaQUEEN Watch the black panther..

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    Dayum....Tight-eyes...you know your pu$$y, I learned some thangs!!! Hahahaaaaa
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  19. tight-eyes

    tight-eyes Such a F*cking Lady!

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    That I do, babe... that I do! LOL

    It just makes sense to me... if women can give birth to 10lb babies and still "get it right, get it tight", I'm thinking a dick ain't really doing too much in terms of "loosening" her vagina. I honestly think that's some shit men with small penises concocted to make women feel guilty for liking what they like.

    Google "vagina elasticity" & "tight vagina"... you'll find some veeeeery interesting stuff!

    Oh, and peep that "Penis Size Myths" link... comedy!
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  20. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    I dont have time right now but Im gonna read that penis size debate when I get home from work..ha!
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