Thread to contribute tips to emcee godess to get rid of his Virginity

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by A.V.I., Feb 7, 2008.

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  1. -GZ-

    -GZ- Posts Unfunny Pics

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    lol...





    and why do you care if he's a virgin or not





    what difference does it make at all
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  2. wow @ flacco sayin, 'u dont eat a girl out?!'

    when he said he likes to eat OUT

    ahahhahahah, idiot, man..

    anyways, well.. Sykull, it seems that you're actually doing something, but i meant in terms of moving on up with a female, hence me sayin rhaw's atleast doing something

    oh well, keep doing you, we sure as hell are gonna keep doing us, cept for the clowns
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  3. HYPNOTIK

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    Hes a fucking rapper..

    A Battle Rapper at that...
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  4. ps, you're still a COMPLETE fucking lame to me, and to the rest of us

    regardless if you dont care

    i'm out, catch ya'll later
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  5. HYPNOTIK

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    Goddess Have u ever licked the clit.

    and feel the juice running down
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  6. HYPNOTIK

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    i know u fingered a girl in 6th grade.

    please say its true
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  7. Hibernation

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    I know where Goddess is coming from though. I mean, it's not like hes a grotesque creature of the night who goes home howling at the moon after a woman throws soda in his face for sitting at her table. Actually, I know 5 fat girls that would lay the business on him RIGHT NOW. But the thing is, that doesnt interest him.. anybody can get them, shit, look at Jerry Springer.. disgusting losers get pussy alot, possibly too much.

    So, I definitely see where hes coming from. But foreal EG, it really is good to expand your social horizons and adapt with females no homo. Maybe youll find the right girl, or even the right girl for a one night stand
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  8. HYPNOTIK

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    u had to atleast french kiss a girl and play with her titties.
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  9. HYPNOTIK

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    grabbed the ass while huggin her good bye?
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  10. FlaccoDaGreat

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    hmmm

    u cannot tell between jokes? i even said he never took one out to eat

    it was obviosly funny to u, but do u actually think i didnt know wat he meant?

    people are fucking dumb on this site....its a JOKE i know what he meant
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  11. Wargasms

    Wargasms Neva 2 Old 2 Bust Rhymez

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    when you havent had pussy in 20 years all that interest shit should go out the window

    nigga gone snap some day and just go on a rape spree.
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  12. FlaccoDaGreat

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    your names emcee goddess cause ur life is like god dissed u
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  13. Messiah

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    yea, i don't see where he's coming from. he's basically just scared of cooch.


    see that picture of him with that sexy blond chick? he could've smashed.


    i believe he wants a woman that looks like sever and has a penis like his.


    then and only then...would he beat the brakes off that mangina for 3 minutes.
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  14. Wargasms

    Wargasms Neva 2 Old 2 Bust Rhymez

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    lmao he couldnt have smashed silly.
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  15. Messiah

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    lmfaoooo



    if i was sever i'd be wearing a chastity belt right about now.


    better put a master lock on that bad boy
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  16. Messiah

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    i don't know man...



    blonde white girl, kinda tipsy...and goddess just took a picture with a black
    chick...


    he had a high possibility. instead he wanted to play the jester.
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  17. Wargasms

    Wargasms Neva 2 Old 2 Bust Rhymez

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    man, seriously

    EG

    your first sexual experience is going to be humiliating.

    grown man fumbling around the pussy like a clumsy 13 year old and busting a nut before he gets in.


    i might just not even think about the pussy anymore either.
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  18. Messiah

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    i guarantee that the day dude has sex more than once with the same chick...
    that girl's parents better be ready to put an amber alert out for her, cuz she
    gonna end up missin.
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  19. FlaccoDaGreat

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    his life should be ended
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  20. FlaccoDaGreat

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    dude i almost shat on myself from laughter

    i thought u said, fumbling around WITH a 13 year old...then busting a nut before he even gets it in...wow im dying


    but hes going to be a chuld rapist that cant even do it right because as soon as he touches thigh he bursts off
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