Thread to contribute tips to emcee godess to get rid of his Virginity

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by A.V.I., Feb 7, 2008.

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  1. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    if you want to help this desperate young man with some helpful tips, please, contribute here.

    were all here for you, goddess.
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  2. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    [youtube]yN2rdVS7T6U[/youtube]
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  3. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    this doesnt help me at all.
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  4. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    dont worry, im looking for a wide pool of opinions, waiting for people to come help you.

    just trying to help a friend

    my old pal, emcee goddess
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  5. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    dont worry man this thread is totally funny people will totally look at it be like "haha damn eg is a virgin wow im totally forgetting how much of a faggot avi is HAHA THIS ROCKS"
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  6. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    also, post your pics man i wanna see how much of a looker you are. i figure a guy as cool as you shouldnt have much to hide. i mean give me somethin man, u have my pics myspace basically my life story since i put myself out here constantly while u sit back in the shadows afraid to post anything about yourself like a normal troll

    you're like frogfather but more of a faggot
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  7. A.V.I.

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    not trying to be funny. being that old and a virgin really isnt a laughing matter.

    i want to help you, pal.

    this is a gathering place for tips from helpful board members.

    sorta like a virgin intervention
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  8. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    how do you do it? bring a chick over.. put on some of your BANGIN tracks about making quick flips like acrobatics.. and then coast on over to the PC to show her how well you can shit talk strangers anonymously?

    "haha girl check this, this dude posts his pic right.. thats where i come in like "you're a FAGGOT" haha BOOM headshot"

    fuckin anonymous troll i bet you walk around with your face blurred out with missing pixels like a cops suspect
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  9. A.V.I.

    A.V.I. Well-Known Member

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    smh, lack of pussy makes you bitter.

    check the HOS, sever did enough to you.
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  10. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    im a cut throat vagabond swimmin thru the amazon wit blood soaked pajamas on you a dip shit who lacks the tactics im a rap fanatic makin quick flips like acrobatics

    you mind if i borrow that line i seriously think i can pull some pussy with it
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  11. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    gather tips AVI and take ur own advice, virgin.
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  12. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    EmceeGoddess why dont u become a pope or sumthing?
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  13. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    i should

    just play it off like its for my religion

    na i just need to get ripped like the 300 cast bitches will flock to me
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  14. yayo

    yayo Polar Bear LaFlare

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    religion is that taxfree money.. start ur own religion fool. real shyt. if i was a virgin i wud.
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  15. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    i guess u really burned your bridges early huh sorry pal

    iight i made my quick flip for the day, i gotta go work on my site for a bit and then crash later yall
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  16. littleslimlocc

    littleslimlocc New Member

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    here's my advice to goddess:

    kill yourself faggot
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  17. Thoughtz

    Thoughtz Well-Known Member

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    Holler @ Hibernation, he's got the link to those hookers with boy legs.
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  18. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    LOL @ instant legend
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  19. Keys N Bass

    Keys N Bass CREATIVE GFX

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    nothing wrong with being a virgin, so long as you don't carry yourself like some sucker.. it's not about being a virgin and walking around with an awkward step and stuttering over the simplest of questions..

    well that, and, being no older than 21..


    so how old is this character?
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    Craigs list > Services > Erotic > W4M > 150 dollars
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