This woman who helps me with my budget

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    She is pretty and I've told her before. But yesterday we were talking and she said how everyone says she looks just like Beyonce. And I was honest and I was l ike you're pretty but Beyonce is on another level she is drop dead gorgeous. And she got offended. Maybe I shoulda just agreed or kept my mouth shut. It was a compliment that I tell her she's pretty but an insult I guess that I don't think she's similar to Beyonce. What do y'all think?
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  2. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Yep, to a woman that's an insult, lol
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yup you insulted her. if you dont have something nice to say dont say it
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  4. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Stop telling women they're pretty, son.

    Every Dick and Joe tells her that she's pretty. She's aware.

    Play somewhat aloof and unfazed by her looks.
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    you needa work on your pickup lines.

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  8. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    She's married she's just my friend. I was just trying to be nice no need for a pick up line. Was just being honest really. Ima just keep my mouth shut next time.
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    this is important to remember. If youre not gonna say something nice, dont say it.
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