Quoted from source: "Sure, the economy is crumbling around you. You’re three months behind on that pesky mortgage. Your 401k plan is now a 201k. But, you say, I have $150,000 burning a hole in my pocket - what do I do? Well, you could buy half of Yahoo. Or…you could buy a watch. Yes, a watch. But not just any watch - The Aviator. The Aviator, you see, helpfully tells your True Air Speed, without complicated calculations, right on the bezel of this time piece. So when your private jet is zipping through the air, you’ll have the pleasure of knowing just how fast you’re going and how long it’ll be before you’re hanging out with the supermodels at St. Tropez. Oh, and did we mention The Aviator is designed and developed by Yeslam Bin Ladin, half-brother of Osama Bin Ladin? That Bin Ladin family - quite talented indeed. You can’t just walk into Wal Mart and pick up one of these puppies. Nope, to pick one up you’ll need to visit one of Yeslam’s boutiques the next time you’re in Geneva, Riyadh, Jeddah, Dammam, Mekkah or Kuala Lumpur."