Think i'm close to getting some butt again..

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  1. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    6 years is a long time...

    but i think i dazzled the shit out of this buxom braud on the train...

    strange women dont approach me...mainly, cuz i'm nerdy as fuck and nerds dont approach other nerds, we're innerds, loners, introverts, etc etc..

    but I always see this chick on the train, and she be giving me looks for a minute, and i honest to god always thought she was staring at a nigga behind me....

    today she finally gets up and sits next to me on the train......and we talk....i lay no rap except odd, dry, corny humor....halfway, asks me if i have a girlfriend, i say no.....

    this chicks out my league something like, god damn......in this exchange she gives me her number, i give her mine, in my unequivocal self doubt of myself...i ask this girl "Do you have a less attractive friend you're trying to set me up with or something" and im dead ass serious with the question...she loses it says no and tells me to call her..

    btw this never happens to me..so either the weight loss done turned some fucking heads or word of my grb championships is spreading like wildfire..

    i'll keep my fans posted.


    - Eric.
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  2. Mellow Madness

    Mellow Madness aKa sTaTiK

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    u haven't cut in 6yrs?????
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  3. Babble

    Babble Shine on Hypno

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    loooooool

    goodluck man. Just be yourself. Bitches love confidence.
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  4. As Seen On Tv

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    u can smash on friday if u dont completely fuck it up

    hit me on the PM if u need any details
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  5. As Seen On Tv

    As Seen On Tv New Member

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    6 years???!??!


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  6. ~G.I~

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    First thing I thought aswell lol.

    GL with it tho.. Shouldn't be a problem if she wants you to call her tho
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  7. A-Lyricz

    A-Lyricz We Off That

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    send her a text, something funny but simple, and tell her to have a nice rest of the day and that you'll call her later on this evening.
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  8. ~OMagic~

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    Wow @ you really asking her "Do you have a less attractive friend you're trying to set me up with or something"


    Damn Cire, lol you got some work to do. I can understand having no game, but that is down right terrible lmaooo.


    To be completely honest with you, I think she prolly sees the inner cornball in you and she knows you rarely get females and she's turned on by it. Like it's some type of fetish for her to snag guys that aren't used to getting females, so she can just seize control.


    Cire bout to get turned out[funny]
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  9. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    Nerds take hiatuseses?

    and yeah, i been pretty asexual for some time now.
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  10. Mellow Madness

    Mellow Madness aKa sTaTiK

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    damn man 6yrs is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong fucking time.. born again nerd.

    love u
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  11. Vikto Beats

    Vikto Beats aka Viktomajarmo

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    Paws off
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  12. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    WOW

    O-Magic mean as fuck....
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  13. As Seen On Tv

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    no, honeslty

    the joke he made about the lesser atractive friend is actually a good look
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  14. Babble

    Babble Shine on Hypno

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    ^^^ditto

    Hypno is jealous as hell right now.
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  15. As Seen On Tv

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    make sure u text her the words that ur gonna say over the phone, i doubt she'll be able to understand you[funny]
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  16. A-Lyricz

    A-Lyricz We Off That

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    yeah i dont think that statement hurt him one bit..

    she probably thought he was joking son, cause who says some shit like that.
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  17. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    Eric doesn't cut.

    Hes neither man nor woman. A god, who wins GRB's effortlessly.

    Sex is beneath him.

    What a lucky lady, to even have a shot with such a legendary creature.
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  18. As Seen On Tv

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    LMAO

    hpyno like..."first GZ, now Cire...fuck now its down to me:getyou:"
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  19. Babble

    Babble Shine on Hypno

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    On a second or 3rd date, invite her to your place to cook her dinner and have some wine. guaranteed butt if you havent smashed already.

    hit up Nyce quota for recipes
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  20. Odd Job

    Odd Job didnt kno it was ur bitch

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    6 years, jesus Cire, no wonder you're such an asshole.

    Just remember, dont compliment her like "oh, you're so beautiful" and shit like that. give her small compliments, chicks dont like those heavy ones, they think you're just kissing ass. take her out for some dinner and a movie, as corny as it sounds, girls absolutely love that kinda shit. get your clean cut pimp gear on, wear some nice cologne, obviously pay for everything, and dont bring up money or what you do unless she asks. ask her a lot of questions, girls love talking about themselves. the less attractive shit was super wrong. GIRLS LOVE CONFIDENCE. talk with confidence, they smell that shit. hit her up in a few days, or during the weekend, and say "is blah blah there, hey, hows it going, its eric, we met on the train or what ever, i was wondering if you wanted to a grab a bite to eat some time"


    say that, follow my lead, ill help you get this bitch in the sack holmes
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