things you've heard/read online that would never be said irl ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... list them.

    i will list mine shortly.

    you go first, you fuckhead.

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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    no, you first, asswipe
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  3. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    You're going to have to be more specific.

    The racism i've heard in the metaphorical front trumps anything ive read on here. Makes me feel all weepy and liberal.

    The kiddie jokes probably. No one can take a kiddy joke now they've all got 12 each

    Other than that its pretty much similar. Wouldnt say they were particularly funny though.

    Never met abyone who makes racism as funny as teq
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  4. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    anything offensive?

    example please.

    forgive the ignorance, but when you say kiddy joke, you mean they attack you for not having kids? fuck that shit, fuck them.

    and agreed with teq, i miss that cunt.

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  5. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Offline as in where offline? In some ones front room? At a pub? At work?

    Racism offline is usually just morr hateful. The anger in some ones voice trumps the trolling on here.

    And jokes about kids. Even the slightest joke can have people looking at me like ive got a kid hanging from my waist with my dick up its arse
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ah, any situation in real life.

    but it's very minimal compared to what i've faced online.

    never had anyone say anything remotely offensive against islam in real life, but here, everything's a go.

    i haven't heard racist shit being said towards me, but i've seen aussies snubbing me off because i don't have a paki accent.

    ah, right, yeh i always try to judge the crowd before i come out with the jimmy carr kid jokes.

    you to kid jokes is what i am to jew jokes, i always say it at the wrong time and jews get offended.

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  7. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Online is frequent and often elaborate but it doesn't top that offline anger. The closest is listening to British people being racist on xbox.

    Just cant top the anger
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  8. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    hard to think of something, considering i usually don't hang out with anyone but people that say the worst type of stuff.

    after the zimmerman verdict i remember i told a girl we should role play: she can be a florida jury and i'll be george zimmerman and she can get me off. didn't go over well.

    reminded me why i'm single.
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  9. IssphitiKOzS

    IssphitiKOzS Avalanche

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    Why, so you can run around irl saying these things to people?
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    double ML plekz = wannabe thought police

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    "double- i could kick your ass!"
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  11. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i wouldn't dare challenge that.

    not for a minute.

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