The stupidest, most illogical thing you've heard on a track...

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  1. ANDtheMC

    ANDtheMC New Member

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    2nd Round KO: Mike Tyson (not word for word)
    "Yo' Canibus man, you're name is Canibus so you're supposed to EAT EAT EAT MC's!"

    LMMFAO.......... umm... Tyson needs a vocab lesson cuz he's talkin' about cannibals... lmfao

    name some more...........

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    oh yeah, and G-Dep with the...
    "fish 'n spaghetti..." bullshit... lmfao
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  2. Supreme J-Red

    Supreme J-Red Mario Brother

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    lol@tyson

    anything that comes out of n.o.r.e's mouth

    and fred from making the band is a f'n idiot
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  3. SoulFood

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    A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
    So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
    I talk in the exact same pitch
    Now, the title bitch don't apply to all women
    But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)


    ice cube on nwa's a bitch is a bitch
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  4. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    "Ain't nothin wrong with gettin ya hustle on, all night long - cuz you gotta survive to stay alive" - Warren G's hook on a Twinz track, which they may have written.
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  5. TheNotoryousOne

    TheNotoryousOne Grown Ass Man

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    I remember thinkin the same thing when I first heard that song. I know it was Mike Tyson and he ain't the brightest person in the world, but you'd think that Canibus woulda caught that.
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  6. jaykay

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    What's wrong with that?

    ..maybe that "cuz you gotta survive to stay alive" line doesn't really make sense, but i couldn't be bothered thinking about it right now.
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  7. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    Yea...

    I think it's pretty obvious, if you don't survive, you can't stay alive, lol.
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  8. ADubXJ03

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    [Cam'Ron - repeat 15X]
    Dip Set

    [Chorus]
    Juelz, Dip Dip
    Santana, Set, Set
    Where we grip, grip, tec, tecs
    Who you wit, wit
    Dog, no set
    Dip Set, Dip Set, Dip Set, what (Oww)

    [Verse One: Juelz Santana]
    Hang with gangs, that hang and bang
    Animals, arrangatangs, hammers move, bangers bang
    Damn, it's new the game done changed
    I got a whole selection, a whole collection
    A ho selection of my ho collection
    And I'm big pimpin', stick givin', quick shiftin'
    Listen, this isn't, no damn game in here (Oww)
    Yeah, the whole byrd gang's in here, like Kurt Kobain was here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    And I'm dangerous yeah, brainless yeah, stainless yeah
    Aim to kill yeah, bangers yeah, y'all some dead motherfuckers...
    And my diddy-pop, barge through the city blocks
    Hard with the pretty glock, charge and you getting shot
    Diddy to the bar, hard make her give a shot
    Get a broad, get here hot, get her home give her (Oww)
    Go,it's your birthday
    Go, go drink it girl, it's cumming, I know you're thirsty
    Harlem's my birthplace, tombstone birth place
    Doomsday, goonsday, Tuesday to Thursday

    [Chorus]
    Juelz, Dip Dip
    Santana, Set, Set
    Where we grip, grip, tec, tecs
    Who you wit, wit
    Dog, no set
    Dip Set, Dip Set, Dip Set, what (Oww)

    [Verse Two: Juelz Santana]
    Jump, stomp, move, breathe
    We, in, too, deep, OKAY
    I'm lo-lo from the block again
    Po-po and the cops again, no homo but they cocking them
    Four-fos and glocks and them
    They the paparrazi, they the livest posses
    Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi
    I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller
    That's why I scored your daughter, left her home, call her, call her
    I'm in the low BM, yeah, with your old BM
    You smoke the Os and M, trojans and petroleums
    Yeah, and that's just incase the ho ain't safe
    Take it off, bend it over, throw it in, work it, work it
    Oops, squirt it, squirt
    Oops, oopsy dais, ohh I'm crazed
    Cho-cho train, co-ca mane, Zulu Gang
    I'm old school like Bambatta, no man's hotta
    The damn dadda, I jam proper, your man's not a

    [Chorus]
    Juelz, Dip Dip
    Santana, Set, Set
    Where we grip, grip, tec, tecs
    Who you wit, wit
    Dog, no set
    Dip Set, Dip Set, Dip Set, what (Oww)
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  9. jaykay

    jaykay New Member

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    Yeah, i guess.

    I still like the hook though.
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  10. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    Word, me too.
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  11. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    Well you was doin 55 in a 54..-Jay Z 99 problems


    Anyone ever seen a 54mph stop sign?
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  12. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    ^ lol I thought about that one before.
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  13. Ibeechur Moms

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    lol....i was thinkin the same thing the first time I heard it
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  14. Sensational1

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    ^^Pretty sure I have never seen a stop sign with a speed limit on it either....
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    NyC Purple Haze Im most definetly white

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  16. snowy

    snowy 39k Rap Song Music Folder

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    This is probably the part you are thinking of, but ive never gave that a second glance.

    Yo Canibus man, you movin like Mike Tyson Jr. man
    You in and out and you're agile with you flow man
    But dig right, you got you gotta eat man, that's your name Canibus
    Your whole agenda is to eat these niggaz man
    They have no business to be in the same stage with you
    holdin the mic with you

    Or is it this part

    Hey Mike Tyson here speakin with the Canibus man over here
    Yo Canibus your main objective out here is to do nuttin but
    eat eat eat eat MC's for lunch, breakfast, dinner
    That's your agenda baby
    Your your agenda to to consume them
    Their whole existance, they can't exist in your presence
    The Canibus is here to rule forever
    Mike Tyson, on the death
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  17. ANDtheMC

    ANDtheMC New Member

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    yeah, I thought that before too
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  18. SHITTY Bang Bang

    SHITTY Bang Bang freestyle fanatic

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    'range looks like laughy taffy" - cam'ron

    WTF that is just retarded
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  19. noreaga

    noreaga New Member

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    cam and dipset dont count
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  20. Supreme J-Red

    Supreme J-Red Mario Brother

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    jay-z was just making a point..no it didnt make sense..but he was just saying..even 1 mph over the limit you'll get messed with....

    guess he should have said in goin 51 in a 50...but that dont sound good
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