The Stoner Commandments

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  1. Odysseus

    Odysseus a marvelous muthafucka

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    Do you and your buddies have any special rules when ya'll smoke?

    I can only think of one rule me and my pals follow, its once we light a bowl up, anyone who hits it must stay and finish the session... no scavengers hitting it once.
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  2. THRiLLaH

    THRiLLaH Snap, Crackle, Pop.

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    puff, puff, pass.
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  3. Odysseus

    Odysseus a marvelous muthafucka

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    I forgot one..

    Dropping a bong will probably get you shunned like the Amish do. Thats like the worst thing you can do.
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  4. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    man a lot of smoking curtousey is just COMMON sense;

    Don't murf, you'll get socked and you'll have to reimburse the bowl (though this only happened when we were new smokers, but just in case)

    and we're a bunch of friendly smokers so corner it
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  5. Ninja Kid

    Ninja Kid AKA Jae Keeps

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    when we smokin a L, there is no asking where the L went, no telling people to hurry up with the L, and no hittin limit, u just hit that shit till u feel like passin it...
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  6. LiL pOtHeAd

    LiL pOtHeAd Bong Tokin Alcoholic

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    Haha tru i can only think of 2 things one is hit hit pass the otha which i think is a kinda gay rule dat my dumb friend made up was once we start sparkin the bud no talkin i liek to talk tho but not alot so i dont annoy ppl... i try to be chill wen im high....
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  7. Yo Mamas Pimp

    Yo Mamas Pimp Hard Out Here For A Pimp

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    lmao @ no talking..

    we got madd weed etiquette here...

    major ones is:

    whoever rolls the spliff, lights the spliff

    First 2 turns, take puffs freely but after that it's Puff, Puff, Give

    If you there at the beginning of the blunt, you're there at the end of the blunt
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  8. IllWithTheInk

    IllWithTheInk New Member

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    here its basically around the same shit...if its your weed you get sparks, unless you didn't roll it if its a joint...if it isnt yur bowl but its yur weed you still get sparks..if you start a sesh you finish it, but im pretty leniant with that rule cuz if someone doesnt want anymore, they just dont want anymore...and that no talkin shit sounds dumb, if im smokin weed im gonna be makin jokes and shit..
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  9. -Paper Chase-

    -Paper Chase- alwaysgotberrybluetoblow

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    ahaha..nahh but i hate when a kid be tellin stories and shit with the blunt..i'm like yo like less talkin more smokin..hit that shit and pass it then tell ya story..these kids i know had this rule that if you drop a blunt..you gotta put ya hand out and everyone smacks it..the group i chill wit is chilll stoners haha so we don't do that shit..our other rules are basic if you roll it you light it..etc etc..nothing y'all haven't mentioned
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  10. skandelous_lala

    skandelous_lala back from the dead

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  11. The Militant

    The Militant New Member

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    dont fuck up the cycle
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  12. SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy

    SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy crazy ill, mad rowdy

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    less talkin more tokin.. <--- cardinal rule
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  13. IllWithTheInk

    IllWithTheInk New Member

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    are you serious with the non talkin thing...you just pass a joint in silence? i dunno about the rest of you but i like to socialize when im smokin..tell jokes and shit, not just get high and shutup
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  14. SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy

    SPoKeN PHiLoSoPHy crazy ill, mad rowdy

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    yeah.. talkin is fine... that rule only comes into effect when the person js starts tellin the longest story... and totally forgets he has the smoking device in his hand..
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  15. c0ur

    c0ur New Member

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    if u spill the bong/bubbler, you clean that shit up, rollers rights, if you roll it you spark it, and dont torch the entire bowl, corner hit that shit
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  16. *NativeTongue*

    *NativeTongue* New Member

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    we call them shits violations here

    dropping the blunt is violation
    letting the blunt canoe is violation
    and some other shit i cant remember

    but yo when we smoke and it comes to hits, its survival of the fittest, u gonna get urs in the beginning but when mufuckas start getting high u gotta keep ur wits cuz we play ppl for the blunt if they too high to notice
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  17. SubSymphony

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    No getting paranoid, if you start gettin nervous while smokin in the car you will get kicked the fuck out.
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  18. IllWithTheInk

    IllWithTheInk New Member

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    WORD

    i always do that, i'll have it FOREVER puffin the fuck out of it, my buddys like "yo man its my turn, pass that"..you just look at him like hes a dumbass "you just hit it you fuckin retard, don't be tryin' to chinse me out of no hit"..hes all like "oh shit... sorry"
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  19. *NativeTongue*

    *NativeTongue* New Member

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    ^LMFAO i use the same trick on ppl
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  20. Pent uP

    Pent uP I'd Like to Fight Ten Men

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    i don't let the person taking a hit talk, but thats cuz they end up bogarting the thing, forgetting the blunts burning in they hands while they yap, but conversations cool

    we call it fouls here;

    and werd@the no paranoid rule, we should start institutin that shit, make me a lot calmer, i bug out cuz someone else bugs out

    roller always sparks -- cardinal rule

    i do this personally out of curtiosy but i usually give away greens (on a bowl)
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