The RSTL Tribune: Issue #2, Week 7 CONTENTS I. Introduction II. The I Need A Drink Award III. The Funniest Poster Award IV. The I Need Rehabilitation Award V. The I Desperately Need A Ghostwriter Award VI. Q’s Championship Review VII. Got Life’s Breakdowns VIII. The Five Fan Favorites IX. Q’s Top 3 Verses X. Beauty of the Week XI. The Cover Story XII. Headliners XIII. The Official Rankings XIV. Q’s Predictions XV. Q’s Top 5 Competitors XVI. Jook’s Corner XVII. Conclusion FEATURES The I Need A Drink Award | II Some faggots just can’t seem to take a joke. I thought I’d take time out of my life to acknowledge the utter stupidity of a particular participant in the league. Hopefully he will realize that I have absolutely nothing against him. I just didn’t like the way he responded to what was clearly a joke. The I Desperately Need A Ghost Writer Award | V We all know that there is that one person in this league that just does not seem to belong. I’m not trying to single you out homie, as I’ve said before that I respect everybody as a writer and as a person. Plus you and I go back to when I was BONKERZ. But still, you are honestly the wackest person in the league as of now. The Cover Story | XI Where do we draw the line between creative and far fetched? When does a writer take his creativeness too far for credit? An argument waiting to happen, but I’ll let the participants of the league decide.