The RSTL TOURNEY TOPICS - Round 1

Discussion in 'The Rapmusic Storytelling/Topical League' started by TeKneeK, Aug 23, 2003.

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  1. TeKneeK

    TeKneeK The Heart and Soul of RM

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    1. THA TALENT:
    you are a shrink who has been seeing a patient for years...they are clinically depressed, and have taken everything possible...now they feel like it is time to end it all...what do you do?

    2. CEREAL_KILLER:
    your a fetus in a womb.

    3. CEREAL_KILLER:
    you lay cut up, barely coherent and naked inside a dumpster. What are you thinking, how did you get there. Explain.

    4. CEREAL KILLER:
    you just found out that your mother has been a prostitute since before you where born, now a man you never met claims to be your farther. Expand.

    5. CEREAL_KILLER:
    you where taken away from your tribe at birth by some rich ivory dealers to be grown up in the city. Your so called father wants you to grow up like him, but everytime you go to pull the trigger you freeze. One night on a expedition you come across and elephant changing at you.......what do you do. expand.

    6. PROPHETIONAL:
    doing good with yourself, whether business or hustle (one in the same anyways) you return to your home town and neighborhood after 8 years but it's all gone and different now... still a hood, but not the same hood you remembered. row homes were tore down to build apartment complexes. the mini mart is now a pizza place, the pizza place is now a bar. the bar is a car lot. shit like that.
    ->one thing that is still there is the basketball courts. you see knuckleheads hangin out there just like you and your peeps used to back in the day. so you grab a ball and go to shoot around for old time sake. suddenly amongst the new faces you recognize some of them as old friends. however your old friends are junkies though, buying shit off the young cats that seemingly took the hood over... what happens, how do you react?

    7. ATHEIST:
    You open your eyes, but it's pitch black. You try to move your arm and legs to stand up but you can't. You are trapped inside a container that only allows you enough breathing air. Suddenly, you feel a cold shiver slowly run down your spine, and you feel the cold air upon your face, as if someone is breathing on you. You are not alone in there..

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    8. ATHEIST:
    Your mother is driving you into town for a night out. She gets into the car as you sit in the passenger seat, but she realises she left the keys inside the house so she goes to look for them. You decide to help by searching the car for the keys, and you open the glove compartment. But inside is a knife, with blood along the edge of the blade. The blood is still wet. You pick up the knife in your hand, and realise your name is carved into the handle. Right that second, your mother is standing at the passenger window looking at you holding the knife.

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    9. ATHEIST:
    You're alone in your house, because your mother and father have gone out, and left you in charge. You are watching music on the TV, when the door rings. You answer it, but there's no one there. Slightly angered, you just disregard it and think that it was those little 8 year old bastards knocking your door and running off to annoy you. But, the door rings again, this time, you open it and there is a box on your doorstep. You ppick it up and bring it inside. You set it on the table and open it, but it is empty. Suddenly, the door slams behind you, and the curtains close shut. The portrait photograph of you on the wall falls to the floor and shatters and behind it says your name> iT'S WRITTEN IN BLOOD..

    10. RUTHLESS MIC:
    Relate your rap style to a restrained maniac.

    11. VYBE:
    relive the 44 minute LA shoot out/attempted bank robbery ..
    be either of the 2 bandits with the arrsunal they were equipt, what did they think/feel/act/yadda yadda ..

    12. VYBE:
    your in cartoon land (be creative) ..

    13. RESIDUAL:
    you're a gay man having gay sex.

    14. CEREAL_KILLER:
    Your a 10 year old girl with long blonde pig tails, its your birthday! what happens.

    15. TEKNEEK:
    You commemorate a year after your best friend died by visiting his grave one afternoon at the mortuary... --- you walk around seeing how beautiful the place is in the afternoon.... and you reflect... -- to your left an old aging man in a derby hat sits... motionless... looking down with a cane supporting his lean... and you look at him.... thinking deeply.... how he feels and what he's been thru.... and then u look down wondering... then back at him...

    expand ur thoughts.

    16. TEKNEEK:
    Honies, food, homies, basketball court, DJ, and memories.... its all you can think about as you arrive at the picnic wit all ya folks... ya boys... ya girls... the locals... and everything is fine.... --- then you reminisce on how times changed from how u were as a little kid goin to these cookouts and how the folks around u have grown...

    Tell your memories and the fun that you see around u.

    17. TEKNEEK:
    At the prom draped in your freshest suit and clean cut all around... you hold ya girl in your arms.. looking her into her eyes... and you reflect back on how it is yall came together....

    expand

    18. TEKNEEK:
    A man sits in an alley.... covering his face hiding himself from you and everyone else.

    Tell your story/thoughts.

    19. TEKNEEK:
    Write THUGZ MANSION in your own version dealing with the way you lived your own life and what holds in store for you in your own future.

    20. TEKNEEK:
    You are pried against a piece of wood clutched by your hands and feet... high upon the rest of the people... and you can barely contain the agony and suffering hanging there.... --- envisioning moments of lunacy a la GRAVEDIGGAZ - DIARY OF A MADMAN.... --- what were you thinking/what was happening... and/or what happened..
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  2. Tha Talent

    Tha Talent , Tha Master.

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    all of Atheist's topics are the exact same
    basically could have been put "you are paranoid because you have seen good clues that show you are about to die, expand"
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  3. Axcent

    Axcent You've all heard of me

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    15. TEKNEEK:
    You commemorate a year after your best friend died by visiting his grave one afternoon at the mortuary... --- you walk around seeing how beautiful the place is in the afternoon.... and you reflect... -- to your left an old aging man in a derby hat sits... motionless... looking down with a cane supporting his lean... and you look at him.... thinking deeply.... how he feels and what he's been thru.... and then u look down wondering... then back at him...
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  4. Dr.Cause

    Dr.Cause Peep The Sig

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    13. RESIDUAL:
    you're a gay man having gay sex.

    ^^^^
    wtf???lmao

    14. CEREAL_KILLER:
    Your a 10 year old girl with long blonde pig tails, its your birthday! what happens.

    lmfao

    lmfao@some of these topics
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  5. JOWELZ

    JOWELZ Bah Fangooly Da Bear

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    6. PROPHETIONAL:
    doing good with yourself, whether business or hustle (one in the same anyways) you return to your home town and neighborhood after 8 years but it's all gone and different now... still a hood, but not the same hood you remembered. row homes were tore down to build apartment complexes. the mini mart is now a pizza place, the pizza place is now a bar. the bar is a car lot. shit like that.
    ->one thing that is still there is the basketball courts. you see knuckleheads hangin out there just like you and your peeps used to back in the day. so you grab a ball and go to shoot around for old time sake. suddenly amongst the new faces you recognize some of them as old friends. however your old friends are junkies though, buying shit off the young cats that seemingly took the hood over... what happens, how do you react?

    This is the best topic I've ever seen on here...

    Props to P, and sympathies to whoever I got first round...
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  6. Poe Wetic

    Poe Wetic New Member

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    ^dont act like you forgot dick tickler, im gonna embarrass you
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  7. Poe Wetic

    Poe Wetic New Member

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    oh btw...some of these topics are fucking hilarious...your a gay man having sex...guess we know which one tek is using
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  8. Vadik

    Vadik New Member

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    2. CEREAL_KILLER:
    your a fetus in a womb.



    thats my shit....thats one sick ass topic
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  9. Poe Wetic

    Poe Wetic New Member

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    ok this is the first time that i can say i agree with jowelz, cause these are the worst fucking topics ever
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  10. LDogg The King

    LDogg The King The High Life

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    16 an 17 from tek are great. just the sort of shit i been thinking about.. ill be doing one of those
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  11. Dikembe Mutombo

    Dikembe Mutombo New Member

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  12. Art Writaz

    Art Writaz The Brokken Knukkle

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    DAMN, ive got this one.. :)
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  13. Art Writaz

    Art Writaz The Brokken Knukkle

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    7. ATHEIST:
    You open your eyes, but it's pitch black. You try to move your arm and legs to stand up but you can't. You are trapped inside a container that only allows you enough breathing air. Suddenly, you feel a cold shiver slowly run down your spine, and you feel the cold air upon your face, as if someone is breathing on you. You are not alone in there..

    ^^^
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  14. Art Writaz

    Art Writaz The Brokken Knukkle

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    I bet u 10 bucks somebody will use #20 as Jesus Christ.. Its so obvious, Tek
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  15. ..::Peepers::..

    ..::Peepers::.. New Member

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    lmao^

    17. TEKNEEK:
    At the prom draped in your freshest suit and clean cut all around... you hold ya girl in your arms.. looking her into her eyes... and you reflect back on how it is yall came together....

    or..

    7. ATHEIST:
    You open your eyes, but it's pitch black. You try to move your arm and legs to stand up but you can't. You are trapped inside a container that only allows you enough breathing air. Suddenly, you feel a cold shiver slowly run down your spine, and you feel the cold air upon your face, as if someone is breathing on you. You are not alone in there..
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  16. Residual

    Residual I'm Gay

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    they actually used that?
    i was just fucking around lol.


    bwhahah.
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  17. Kon$piracy

    Kon$piracy ```````````

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  18. LDogg The King

    LDogg The King The High Life

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    lol res had the gayest topic of em all :) no pun intended
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  19. Tha Talent

    Tha Talent , Tha Master.

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    actually, you could create an extremely funny story from Residual's topic.
    its also the most open ended, no pun intended;)
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  20. Residual

    Residual I'm Gay

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    lmfao.

    that's just gross.

    i'd use it, but i don't want my personal life to interfere with my textceeing one.

    holla though.
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