THE REMATCH: Jai-Z vs DethStryque

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  1. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Bring it Deth! Enough of the shit talking.....
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  2. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Unlimited firepower verse 2: Deth to jai-z

    I'll use Jai's opener tuh open her:"Fuck the gunplay and the art of it"
    I'm uh bug out like a larva pit,spark a clip...and I won't say your future's screwed,but your karma's dicked!
    My tongue sprays ya carcass' cartiledge til it's lit by fiyah n machete sliced
    Or I can let these "fuckin cannons bed you" like "Nick and Mariah's wedding night"
    Trick I'm tighter than vaginas dreading pipe! Plus my flow's sicker than pariah piss
    When Deth dropped his skills? You'll be more famous for gettin ya head rocked n killed than Goliath is!
    Not even centaurs ride how I'm ridin bytch! Run? I'll huntcha down like ORION'S clicks n smack the skin off your bones...PSORIASIS!! [a]
    Even survivalists ain't survivin this when my saliva hits with infinite power like The Messiah's fists
    I'll dice tuh bits ya triflin spits n fry ya ribs with rhymin scripts
    That got more flava than limon twists and teach ya defeat//da feet like podiatrists!!
    My speech is a beast that drops you in Heaps like Uriah is [1]
    When you get hit with the "7,bitches" like Lady Godiva's sis [2]
    Devise mah spits tuh divide ya wits like a pair o' daggers
    Imperil wakk herbs when Deth Stryques like feral adders til ya marrow shatters
    I run this world with a Pharoah's swagger til you're hacked in tatters by this rappin master
    I'll smack the Black out choo--ALABASTER--n start clappin blasters that breaks you up like atom smashers
    Deth the savage cabbage masher balladmancer uh wetcha ass like salamanders [3]
    Jai,all ya rhymes a joke.You been diagnosed and your skill's dying from talent cancer
    I spit shells that ain't the kind that turtles come with n scrape you off mics like verbal fungus
    Jai? Your knuckles must be sterile cuz you never come with fertile punches!!
    You can't handle beef like Gerbil lunches so when I clutch n flair toasters
    Ya dome uh get smashed plus I'm ownin yo ass like I'm your butt cheeks' shareholders!
    Make ya guts leak from bare hosers like a Super Soaker strip tease
    Bytch please! I'll snatch yo Swiss cheese n nuke you jokers with swift ease
    Plus I'm so hype I'll make you dykes like pipe n ride my dick meat!!
    My uppercuts uh gitcha lid wreathed with chipped teeth if we fued,dude
    Jai MIGHT beat me in a battle...when Louis Farrakhan bangs Lady Gaga on Youtube!
    You rube! I'll put two tubes on ya two boobs plus ten heat ya chin meat
    Then Zorro ya torso tuh morsels til Jai zees//Jai-Z's like R.E.M. sleep!!
    Ya hymn's weak! Mortal Kombat punches are played and Shang Tsun? Dude's lame!
    I'll vowel bomb Shao Khan with rude slang n Liu Kang ya poontang with my huge wang!
    Spew flame that cooks ya grill like U.V. rays in open space
    Now you're an unsolved murder so cold that ironically your molten face makes you a frozen case
    You could bench the whole gym but you ain't holdin weight. One flyin knee and your face'll break up
    The trey uh lay ya down...straight up! Plus the 8 uh bake ya when it gets tuh cuh-blazin//Cablasian like Tiger Woods' racial make-up!!
    The heat I speak causes glacial break ups! Your men uh tell ya I'll splitcha cap back impale ya plus my pen uh flail ya
    I'd castrate you...but you're happy tuh switch ya vag sack for male genitalia
    Bars lock n knock you like I jailed n assailed ya with songs n whaled on this frail fraulein (german for woman)
    You talk all that shit like you loc'd out with a pen but you get choked out in the end like CHAEL SONNEN!! [4]

    [a] Orion is the legendary great hunter who has the Orion Constellation named after him. He is sometimes referred to as the perfect hunter which no prey can escape.

    [1] Uriah the Heap is a monster from a childhood story

    [2] "7"= .357 Magnum in West Coast slang..."7,bitches" is a reference to Dr.Suess' story THE SEVEN LADY GODIVAS
    [3] balladmancer= someone who works powerful magic with ballads
    salamander= little amphibian that messes with water and dirt and mud
    [4] CHAEL SONNEN challenged UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMP ANDERSON SILVA
    talked big trash was real funny in interviews and got choked out by SILVA
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  3. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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  4. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Arrivederci!



    Deth..
    Everythingz strategic, from the intellectual side to comedic;
    my versez had starvation, til your versez started to feed it.
    You better?
    Fool never, you'll never head the head thatz ahead dude;
    if Jai-Z aint the best youve ever seen..
    then your right.... you cant see that far ahead of you.
    You need satellite eyez jst to see past eonz;
    but since your visionz failing..
    labelz give you space like Jimmy Newtron.
    The Nostradamus of rap knowlege's more than schooling you bitch;
    scratch that..
    Im institutionalizing the sick mind, you thought that you came wth.
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    Now for the personalz..
    you got warrantz for Grand Theft;
    and what cheat-code did you use to hotwire my concept?
    Safe Auto got text repz, good thing Im insured;
    for what you call Flipping Linez? I called, theyre not yourz.
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    Fuck bombz, gatz and knivez, Trolliez endorse your shit
    Mr Rogers must b on..
    The Land Of Make Believe is intuned wth your lyricz.
    Now everythingz questionable, right down to your conceptz;
    youza smart nigga wth blonde momentz.. Chris Brown n this contest?
    Now dont b predictible, leave Rihanna where she was left;
    wifebeaterz arent cool..
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    but that belly-shirt must b hot, for you to have ab sweat.
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    Excusez of course, but let me ask you folkz;
    Is it manditory for fagz to wear arm-bandz around their throat??
    Jst curious Deth, I respect your gangster;
    they say Ima tough cookie, but your the Vanilla Waffer.
    You look like a Chip n Dale..
    Rescue Ranger;
    your qualityz View-Master.. wthout the double meaning on paper.
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    Back to lyricz, cz your an avid hater;
    when you rebuttal rebuttalz youra RE-RE, anda charitible favor.
    Good punchez dont need referencez, but Dethz a librarian;
    so you aint got to tell me to pipe-down, your wife knowz where Ive been. ;)
    Including tag-matchez, you were 5-4 n the RBL;
    heard lightweightz gave you trouble, til you switched to elastic beltz.
    You only tagteamed wth LP jst to coach the dude;
    and said you ddnt ghost for him, but needed a ghost for you.
    They say I got John Dough, and you know itz true;
    cz anytime that we sqaw, the RM version is you.
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    http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-battle-area/1102748-dough-vs-sqaw-aka-maddrapper-verses-inside.html
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    Youra MADDRAPPER replica, I am confused;
    I mean I LIKE your punchez, but not half as much as you do.
    And your old as fuck, 30z the new 20 for posterz;
    I put fire-armz n comaz, so stop reaching for holsterz.
    41z pretty old, I see why youra liar;
    youve been text battling so long, your 1st key was via typewriter.
    I jump off of 1 joke, jst to hitcha ride when the other startz;
    Deth been on more rapsitez than anime avatarz.
    Speaking of anime, youve been on plenty of those sitez;
    and "To Catch A Predator", Arnold Schwarzenegger'll give me his life.
    You got waaay too many accountz, your addictionz a problem;
    out of 45 boutz on this 1..
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    http://bodybagsent.net/forums/showbattle.php?b=1069
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    ..20 Lz touched glovez wth your win column.
    Your embarrassing for a grown man..
    I know you well;
    bitchez say he nut too fast, and call him Pistachio Shellz.
    Plus you using played linez..
    that shitz jst iffy;
    your the Carmen San Diego of Al Qeda..
    high-jacking history.
    The extent of your ammoz limited, Rambo should quit;
    eat a dick YOU straight pussy, we all know that your use to it.
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  5. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    What are you seeing that's nonsense,in your opinion?
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  6. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Good luck homie.

    What up porno wittle Weeman?
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  7. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    Is it finally time to vote on this shit?

    oops... where did Resilient’s rude post go?

    :admin:
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  8. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    LOLOLOL WORD UP ADMIN POWER INNAHOUSE!! Nah the battles that I have that reeeeallly need votes right now are my RBL CHAMPIONSHIP BATTLE with MRJDM

    http://board.rapmusic.com/rapmusic-...hampionship-tourney-mrjdm-vs-dethstryque.html

    my EMCEE BATTLE ARENA battle with Smitty,and as soon as I drop 48 on Jai votes can commence. I have to drop on MRJDM in this Emcee Battle Arena too,and it's a multiround battle.I've been slowed because I have 5 battles going on at once plus my business experienced a sudden surge in activity and profitability by quadrupling my enrollment and quintupling my DVD sales so that gwap gatherin kept me busier than any nonpaying text battle could,lol. Please vote on my MRJDM battle--all of you reading this--in the RBL because it's going toward controversy and needs calm reasonable intelligent votes.Thanks.
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  9. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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  11. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    roflmao:funny:

    damn deth..is it true???
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  12. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Yes it's true...I'm the best and now that I finished some irl stuff I'm handlin this mess asap
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  13. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Okay...martial arts competitions are winding down (ya boy went undefeated in every sparring/fighting empty hands, weapons and grappling match,won 12 first place trophies and some cash in forms,won 8 first place trophies in weapons forms,got 3 second place trophies in weapons forms,2 second place trophies in empty hand forms) and my rush of clients is getting manageable now. So I'm about to have some time to return to you in whoop that ass.Good luck cuz you're gonna need it.
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  14. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    okay replied to jdm. You're next. I should have some free time by next weekend.
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