The realist orgasm you've ever seen in a porno! Bitch was having a seizure!

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  1. iLoveEbay

    iLoveEbay New Member

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    I'm not big on the porn threads in here, but this was some crazy shit. Fast forward to the 4:40 mark and play from there. This bitch's eyes were rolling back in her head and she was having convulsions. I was dying laughing!

    YouPorn.com Lite (BETA) - Porn
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  2. 1MAVHERE

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    cant view cause im at work it would seem plausible since them dudes are carrying spaz shotguns for dicks...i seen a bitch getting hit anal and her ass exploded out some shit and it landed on the guys stomach like shrapnel bits from a mortar round
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  3. MLK_Jr.

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    ok i watched it because im bored

    this is another reason i know u be lying about alot of the shit u post

    thats just overacting

    for one out of all that i didnt see her legs shake tighten up and her whole body relax i looked

    dont matter what bitch it is what color they do the same fucking thing when they actually come feet curl into a ball or go real straight

    alot of the times its a puddle right there where the pussy is

    i didnt see a puddle

    that bitch probably never had a orgasm and you've never made a bitch have one

    usually even when a chick is cumming and her eyes roll into the back of her head she aint making all that noise she can barely make a sound and she holding on to u somehow until they stop tensing up....

    He send that bitch to a real dude like me she a really come

    if u get a chick horny as fuck sucking on her nipples and kissing and shit passionately once u eat the pussy they come in 2 minutes they come off the dick 15 minutes later if u last that long but it dont matter because they got there's first they happy with u regardless
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  4. iLoveEbay

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    The fuck I care if I ever made a bitch have an orgasm? I've fucked A LOT of chicks, and I've busted every time, tbh! I'm in it to win it playa!
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  5. x - calli

    x - calli friend of israel

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    whoa.

    link?
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    Ckopper ....

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    Man how can you ever win if you never even knew if you completed a whole game or not?
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  7. MLK_Jr.

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    and thats why u alone and 27 trying to find love online my dude it's time to grow up

    bitches is difficult i aint gone lie it's hard as fuck to make em all cum but if u try or u did shit i bet they'd fuck with u again

    u couldnt get a bitch from last week to call u back my bitch from 2 years ago still mad at me for getting a new bitch
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  8. iLoveEbay

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    Dude, are you being serious right now bro? You really think I've never made a bitch cum. I'm not sure how this conversation even evolved from some crazy shit I saw into a porno to me not being able to make bitches cum.

    I have girls that I've literally been fucking for almost 10 years bro. I don't need a 21 year old virgin midget to school me in the art of orgasms.
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  9. MLK_Jr.

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    more lies

    u posted a vid and said bitch who clearly didnt cum came

    so how many bitches faked it on u?
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  10. iLoveEbay

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    LMAO, @ you pretending to be able to tell if a bitch is "really cumming" from watching a porn video. Dude, come off it bro, you are really looking like a clown to those of us that have actually been laid.
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  11. MLK_Jr.

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    too many to count i see

    and u paying? lol so them bitch aint enjoying it on no counts but for the bread
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  12. iLoveEbay

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    I know you remember the thread where I was posting pics of the stripper I was fucking, while it was going on. I had her holding up numbers that people in the thread were telling me to have her throw up...Come on dude, I back my shit up on here.
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    I don't need a 21 year old virgin midget to school me in the art of orgasms.[/QUOTE]


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  14. spike spiegal

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    girls don't all cum the same. I've been with girls that are quiet and not so intense, to ones whose entire body shakes and they move up the bed. Love that kind btw, i call it riding the wave. But bitches cum differently, the title of the thread was misleading though cus it said "realest" orgasm, and that's just a odd one tbh. Not denying she didn't come cus you never know.
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  15. MLK_Jr.

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    u dont know either lol smh....if a girl is screaming she's not having a orgasm


    I was waiting for some real dudes to come in here and school u like Skyrbe because he knows whats up
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  16. Hank

    Hank i trane ufc bro

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    lmaoooooo @ h20 schooling i loveebay
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  17. SmiRk

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    the true orgasm is all in the thighs.

    they tremble something fierce.

    she might really have been cumming, but she was making a scene - not enjoying herself.
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  18. MLK_Jr.

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    exactly look at her thighs i didn't see shit
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  19. titoclean

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    wow H20 actually right about something for once...lol
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    ILoveEbay = Deeno G Part II

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