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  1. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I'm cutting my toenails while drinking a Cherry Dr. Pepper and posting in here.

    I'm flexible like that.

    Raaaandomm.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    magazine

    lamp

    Tv
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  3. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I just finished playing Mario Party 3 on N64, while facebook creeping and trying REALLY hard not to make dirty comments on RM. So far so good.

    Are you using a clipper? I just tend to rip them with my hands.
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  4. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Are your nails colored/polished? We should totally match sometime!
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  5. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Clipper. And file. Polish will follow, I like 'em pretty.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    soon as I found out le miserable the movie was a musical I struck it from my list of movies ill ever watch

    I don't do musicals
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  7. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I never thought about using a file. I guess life is much simpler as a guy, I don't have to worry about the delicate fabrics you women have to deal with. I don't think I'd ever have to worry about a run in white socks. One false move might shred yours.
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  8. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Doritos smell like dirty feet.
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    skinny jeans even look shitty on most girls
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  10. doslavozes

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    Skinny jeans are a valuable investment though. If I ever have a daughter, I'm going to make her wear skinny jeans. If she can't get them off, then neither can the rapist.
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    skinny jeans and air force 1's looks stupid as fuck
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  12. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    Ugh@skinny jeans. *wrinkles nose*

    I'm in my pj's now.
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    I dislike music from the 20's and 30's sung by females, cuz they all sound like chipmunks

    maybe I got the era wrong... but yall nigels know what im talkin about
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  14. MissAndrya

    MissAndrya Evolution is what is.

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    I tried singing under water, it sounds weird. My sister said she could hear blurbs as the bubbles came to the top of the water.
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  15. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    if you move around some of the letters in the word "British", you can end up with "shit". @Perry Cox
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if you rearrange some letters in your name you get ''Dum''

    @Sondunkilthim
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  17. Twamp

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    "dum" is not a word and doesn't make any sense though.
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ok then how about "dunk"

    says that

    I didn't even have to arrange shit
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  19. Twamp

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    is that a short joke? well played. :funny:



    your name makes you seem like a frequent masterbater from Holland. :scared:
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    OMG You're so thirsty.
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