The Official TNA Slammiversary Thread

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  1. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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  2. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Alex Shelley vs. 57 year old Bob Backlund
    James Storm vs. football player Frank Wycheck

    WE ARE WRESTLING
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  3. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Oh yeah, and Scott Steiners promos may be awesome, but the last thing I want to see right now is a Steiners vs. Dudleys match. One team is like 15 years past their prime and the other team never really had one. I also couldn't care less about Eric Young or Bobby Roode. Finally, I've got a bad feeling that we may be just a couple of weeks away from the latest Jeff Jarret ego masturbation world title run.
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  4. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to abztrakt again.

    After last year's Slammiversary I'm never ordering a PPV that has a King of the Mountain match again, it's the dumbest match I've ever seen.
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  5. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Yeah, plus it's so confusing that it will drive away any casual fans.

    "Well, it's kind of a ladder match, but you have to hang the belt up on the hook instead of taking it down. No, they're supposed to be going for pins. I know it's like a ladder match, but you have to pin someone to be able to hang the belt on the hook. Because it's the rules, that's why. No, he can't stop him from going up the ladder. He's in the penalty box. Yes, like in hockey. Hey, where are you going? The match isn't over!"
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  6. LegGhUMpER

    LegGhUMpER Active Member

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    what the fuck is a mountain of a man match?
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  7. LegGhUMpER

    LegGhUMpER Active Member

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    he's a mountain of a man
    go lt go lt go
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  8. LegGhUMpER

    LegGhUMpER Active Member

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    is tatanka going to tna? i wanna see a indian in the cupboard match
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  9. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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  10. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    you didn't see TNA's wierd tournament last year with the reverse battle royale did you?
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  11. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Did they call it the Royal Battle?
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  12. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    last one out of the ring is a rotten egg!
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  13. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    Actually, it was something like fourteen guys outside of the ring, the first seven in the ring would then try to throw each other out of the ring until there were only two left, at which point it became a normal match. Then the other six each had one on one matches with the three winners facing each other in a thriple threat and the winner of that faced the winner of the reverse battle royal for a title shot. Or something like that.
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  14. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    Hmmm... I think maybe I did see that. You know that explosion in the old Impact intro? I think that was my brain.
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  15. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    TNA is a pioneer in reverse matches..

    next up is the reverse bra and panties match...the object is for the women to get dressed...
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  16. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    but the future of tna is in reverse ticket sales..... THEY'LL PAY YOU TO SHOW UP TO THEIR EVENTS.
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  17. abztrakt

    abztrakt the impossible cool.

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    I'm pretty sure that's actually the present, at least in some cases. You think the hot girl in the Rhino shirt is there because she's a big Rhino fan? She doesn't know who Rhino is.

    There actually was a hot girl in a Rhino shirt too. It looked like the guy behind her was about to grab her tits until he saw that they were on camera, then he got a really guilty look on his face. That was actually the highlight of Sacrifice for me.
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  18. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    is it just me or do all tna's event logos really suck ass?

    wait a second i think there might have been one i thought was ok... i forget what one though.

    but those are some really gay effects
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  19. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    i remember he kicked mick foley's ass in wcw.
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  20. Al Murder U

    Al Murder U Lyrically...

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    [funny][funny][funny][funny].
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