Today i sense great disturbance in the alley. to counter tyhis we will honor the contributions of great legends like Rick Smits and Horace Grant. Detlef Schrempf I honor you. Your ability to penetrate was most average yet your jumper was supreme. But to be very real you and i used to ride gloriously on nikkas on nba jam via me + you + Shawn kemp. Kemp to crush the floor and you would lurk the perimeter ready to drop swords on nijjas. you won many games in the clutch for the God with your reliable J. And w/ the Sonics you took me to many victorious days. yeah I know they traded you in like 99. dont even be mad though Detlef fuck them they [the Gm's] didn't even know how you got down and were likely jealous of your swag from the start. People like this can never be trusted. Still your legacy remains untarnished. A rider, a gangster, and a gentleman. To the people of lipstick valley I say this: Add on the Hall of obscure nba players. and make sure their legacies never fade. and instead live on gloriously forever in the hearts and minds of people on the internet.