The North HYPPPEEE ask about me

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  1. J o o k

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    The North Hype
    By: J o o k
    Welcome to this weeks North HYPEEE! We have a pretty nice league growing here, but summers kicking off and we want MORE participants. So grab your friends and join. Through out the summer I will be interviewing lots of people so make sure you hit me up to be interviewed. We have a lot of nice battles to break down this week. I know its finals week for a lot of us out there so don't be discouraged. Stick with the books and keep striving. Anyways we need MORE voting going on. There are to many battles being decided by less then 2 votes. VOTE MORE.

    2 Points if you post 10 voting links. If you get caught posting fake links you will get a loss added to your record.

    No Show Shine
    Written by: Headless Verseman

    Faggot
    I dont know whether or not my flows so-
    so, but ya better quote my worst enemy? a no show
    he better go slow, homo cuz im funny and humble
    ill have u erase yaself like bugs bunny in trouble
    listen when i battle its gloves off, im not that worried
    how wack is this kid when his style influenced oz's wordplay
    fa rill, i dont mean to be funny but cue the laughter
    dude is blacker, who used to back up his gun play
    but whats funny, is under his hoody he's a jewish rapper
    dawg know's hes about to fall, everyone's doubtin pah
    cuz when i say he brew he aint in the business sellin alcohol
    quit ya mouth and jaw yappin, dude is a joke
    he couldnt be on beat as a musical note
    this chump my seem strong but fuck his mean mug
    he got more false fronts then Augusta Greens on-
    Master's sunday, Ill blast this dummy on the pre ban assault
    play bold? ill leave ya face swoll like Ann Nicole


    Top 10.

    this bums been shook…don’t get it rook, im s’pose to win
    only bitch who posted early, just so jook could notice him- John Nash

    I'll drop ya poor ass. there's no doubt you're a bitch.
    Ya ain't Jada Pinkett...but you still live in a house with a Hitch. - John Hensley

    Stop the act, drop some facts, I know a lot and John’s a hack,
    Bring ya crew, fuck that.. not even Chiropractors gotcha back, - Ribo

    Kathy bates of the rbl...puttin this writer through misery duke
    Breaking ya ankle's easily
    from ya last title match..i know u cant handle a Jook- Faceless

    So get to steppin bitch, cuz last match you know i ripped shit
    This n!gga Cottonelle so quick...Charmin went outta business- Troublesom

    who'll win..?..who killed lincoln?..i'll tell you how they link up..
    ......either way..booth is the last name you'd ever think of... - Nick

    I’ll out last you; O’ get embarrassed and ripped quick
    I got this win in the bag
    …you got mascara and lipstick"- Catch Phrase

    i stay in the mag bold .. pop's can't score a view
    ya so fuckin old .. ya back goes out more than u - Odin

    its costs dough for this bitches order
    a hot girl is like a parking meter
    .. & thirty cents is the only way Nick'll Quarter. - Mic Booth

    my skills in question? no and never so stop forcing it son
    but ur skills are in question and is actually a rhetorical one - Guile

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  2. J o o k

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    Reviews

    RBL North Championship: Fill-in Champ 1. John Hensley 6-0 vs. 2. Ribonuclease 9-2

    Tall about one of the biggest upsets in the RBL this season and this battle will definitely get attention. Hensley a known vet from around the way is know for his cunning wittiness and creativity. While Ribo has been around the league as long as I can remember, even conquering the south championship as well as now the North. The votes came out pretty even, so even it ended in a tie, but was later opened for 3 voters to vote. In the end it was Ribo out on top victorious winning his first championship in the north ever. John drops down but count him out, he will soon be back up for yet another shot at the belt. Good battle fellas.

    RBL North Contendership: 3. Faceless 8-3 vs. 4. Troublesome 10-3

    Troublesome making way to his second championship was met by Faceless whom was also making his way toward a second championship. All in all it was a hard fought battle, Faceless came with a verse that would have blown the socks off of most the people in the RBL was met with a verse by Troublesome that was nothing less then hard hitting. This is also the second time these two have met, and Faceless was eager for revenge after the first loss to Troublesome. Troublesome came with some very witty material, and definitely outshined Faceless to continue his journey to the championship. Congrats.

    13. Eternal Path 6-5 vs. 14. Nick Nobody 1-1 vs. 15. Mic Booth 0-1

    This turned into an all out brawl between Nick and Mic, both came pretty decent. Ep on her first battle in the North did not have much to contribute beside a few mediocre lines. On the other side the battle between Nick and Mic intensified as the voting grew closer and closer to a tie. The end result was that Nick won the battle by vote. With a total of only 5 votes dropped, this battle could have gone either way. Congrats to Nic on the victory. Ep and Mic good luck next week.


    7. Guile 6-3 vs. 8. Phryme 3-1

    This battle was one of the better battles in the league talent wise. Phryme dropped a pretty solid verse and is definitely improving each week. He started in the South and is continually making an impact in the North. Guile a head from B Gays, also is starting to show the RBL what he is made of, he consistently drops above average verses. The kid is improving tremendously and I wouldn't be shocked if he was champ soon. None the less the verses went punch for punch until Guile had a monstrous finish. Guile comes out on top and Phryme drops down to 3-2. Great battle fellas.

    11. John Nash 6-3 vs. 12. Minfinity 4-3

    Battle was okay, not the best I've seen but none the less in was tolerable. Min just dropped below average this time around. He's still fresh to the North so we'll see how he stacks up next week. He's still improving so I expect a lot from him. Nash is pretty seasoned I find myself liking some of the lines he comes up with definitely the jook line ha. But it was no shock that Nash walked away with the victory this week. Nash advances to 7-3 while Min falls even at 4-4. Good battle fellas.

    9. Catchphrase 1-0 vs. 10. Odin. 1-0

    In all honesty, I like reading Rev verses it's just nice to see someone who has been around text before our favorite vets. So anytime Rev drops he has a few hot lines of course. Odin is a new cat to the RBL I don't know to much about so what else could I say but he's a pretty solid battler. Rev dropped first as usual and it was pretty cool, he had a couple good lines. Odin dropped next with a verse that kind of shocked me, because he had a dope line in there. So after all is said and done Odin came out on top with a victorious win over Rev. Nice battle fellas.



    The conclusion

    Well there is no interview this week. But it will be back next week definitely. Also we are giving away 2 points for every 10 votes so get your votes in peoples. The shortbus will be back next week to clown also. Good luck with your finals and keep writing. This is J o o k signing out. God Bless.

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  3. Phryme

    Phryme lets get it.

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    damn, woulda thought my literature punch was gonna be in the top punches :)
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  4. Guile

    Guile ..

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    nice mag.. thanks for the props.
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  5. Frame

    Frame RBC Legend

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  6. Defcon_5

    Defcon_5 Relax and take notes

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    where's my name..u can't have a RBL mag without my name
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  7. KonviKt

    KonviKt Jonny Punchline

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    you ever notice how half of the top 10 punches have Jooks name in them? lol

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  8. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    ^^ i only seen 1 with his name in it [dunno] thats half?
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  9. KonviKt

    KonviKt Jonny Punchline

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    2 this week, and I've seen a lot more. And Im just messin with him Dilly, chill.

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  10. J o o k

    J o o k Guest

    Well I like those punches bwhaha =-[
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  11. KonviKt

    KonviKt Jonny Punchline

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    lol. Atleast you reconized and threw me in the south mag...:)

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  12. $1.50

    $1.50 New Member

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    Good mag hopefully one day you'll throw away some of the bias you have towards me and give me a mention. It was just a battle jook and you won anyway.
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  13. Ribonuclease

    Ribonuclease New Member

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    /\ I agree, Ive seen some reallly nice lines of yours that got slept on. The community pool line was off the hook, you didn't get a top ten punch for that?
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  14. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

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    cool mag, and good job Ribo.
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  15. Timmy Gibbs

    Timmy Gibbs is Serious

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    I seen better punches that shoould be Top 10 but the mag is nice
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  16. Blessense

    Blessense a Kilo is 1,000 grams..

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    solid mag..
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