The HYPE!!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S (week 18 FRESH)

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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Guest


    The North Hype
    Written By: J o o k

    Welcome to the 18th week of Rapmusics North Battle League. We have a nice edition this week, because it has a few FRESH concepts. Yes the magazine is definitely taking a different approach this week trying some new things and discarding some of the other older ones. None the less last week we had a no show in the Champ match which absolutely devastated the league because that is not something that happens very often. The good news is we have a bunch of new talent emerging and some talented hopefuls in the making. So with that being said lets jump right into this weeks No Show Shine!

    No Show Shine
    Written By: Guile

    Dude has little to no shame cause when he got his bitty fame
    he got big headed in two seconds like cheat codes in video games.
    The Contender will be champ but it won't be aired on nbc, lame..
    but u can still call me Sergio Mora cuz you'll see Mora the same.
    And When I win Ur not gettin no pity yo cause ur not fond as the best
    maybe some pity votes but you'll pay the consequence like Kanye West.
    Besides, Who you kid? cuz the title in your hands is stupid, shit..
    And Dude taking the Number One Spot is Absolutely Ludacris.
    Get knocked if you turn intuitive and give your head a spin
    but the win isn't worth the trouble when trouble isn't worth the win.
    I'll give you two options but both choices will leave you dead
    n' if you really TS I'ma put a crack in the voices in your head.
    I'm quite hot, just watch you'll be gone for being at the wrong spot
    you might think my game is short range cuz winnin isn't a longshot.
    I Don't mean to be repetitive guys but this scum is wack.
    His competitve drive is two fat women pushing it from the back.
    Im Dope, and you damn well know the rest don't doubt me dude,
    you see me coming weak only when I bring the best out of you.
    You'll Get hurt for fun but your silly ass isn't worth the gun
    death's around the corner pal n' is actually the same alley u working on.
    to win u better hope and brace but that still won't matter guy
    cause i'll leave ur tight appeal an open case without an alibi.
    Your competition so far has been like blind vision but this time is different
    cuz the thought of u winnin went on a joy ride n' got killed in a mind collision.
    Fuck the predicitons there liars,
    and fuck with me.. I'll turn your vocal shots firing signals in the line of fire.
    Get The Fuck Outta Here.

    This is the new Champions verse against Troublesome whom no showed. Guile props on the verse and thanks for showing up. You make a nice champ good luck on defending next week against Odin fam. Chea

    Top 10

    You’re nothin but clutter; a boss of my peers thas flawless an feared
    I make NOISE, you make Creaks not even Dawson could hear – Quriosity

    I’ll leave it hard for this slut to breathe, I don’t care if ya spiteful..
    Cos this faggot stays Underwood so much he resembles the American Idol..- J o o k

    Just cause we Talk on aim dont make me ya Best Friend
    I'll drop ya rank quicker than that crew u begged me to Be In- FaceLess

    I never flip off an old concept, i don't think that it's tight.
    But if i ever do....
    .. i'll have my middle finger up at everything that you write.- John Hensley

    U'll take an old line and find a NEW way to flip it...
    Ur style's just hard to swallow, but what suicide pill isn't?- Purfeksion

    Chill wit ya cockyness fool, why I Pop Shit At You?
    Cuz the guy who ranked us
    Is the same biter that left you Dropped From His Crew- Oz

    And i aint gassed at all, im just spittin wit scorn....
    Ud think its christmas morning the way Ribon gets torn...- Unexplainable

    Eat your words herb, the beast is favored in fights,
    oh your not an actor? Well… at least your trailor is nice,-Ribo

    Never got in the zone .. with wack theories that got u known
    But they say life's a series of disappointments .. so at least ya not alone- Odin

    odin. is good. now i can say this shit..
    the period is pivotal..
    cuz you can't put odin. and good in the same sentence..-Nick Nobody
  2. J o o k

    J o o k Guest

    Throw Back Match of the Week

    CHAMPIONSHIP: 1. Calefaction 12-0 Vs. 2. Scientz 12-3 Vs. 3. OneDuh 9-1


    First 12 wins was all hype, the streak ends Friday
    The only O in your loss column will begin my name
    That roll you were on's over now, sorry it didn't last
    Now you resemble blacks in movies the way your body's in a cast
    I know, you'll cum & defeat me.. I should NOT test your text
    But still the voters'll say "O won", ^ like when those concepts were fresh
    Not yet a vet, so don't front like your lines are the best
    When they're harder to follow,
    then the ones drunks walk for sobriety tests
    You've won alot in the past, but I hope you're focused to win this
    Cuz lately.. your only win was makin the voters lose.. interest
    Forget Gucci or Prada, that aint where Cale gets threads from
    Shit, the only thing he ever seems to wear out's his welcome
    These other two won't bring flames, what would Duh lie for?
    So in the heat of the battle, well.. is just my verse
    I can't fault you for your frailness, see Cale.. it's cool
    If I let User smash for 2 months, I'd be that thin too
    Beat that shit? fool.. that's easily done
    He didn't bat around the idea of winning, instead beat him with one
    Got people believin in One, ^Sci was hopin I didn't diss em'
    But that cutting edge idea left him open for criticism
    Stop hypin him up like he's the best at this rap shit
    Cuz if Scientz is Raw I must be a whole semester of classes
    Sci didn't post his links last week, I coulda won on my own if..
    I stayed pullin bitch moves, like my other opponent
    I own shit, why you even show in the first place duke?
    Usually I got Cal more shook up than earthquakes do
    Back to the other fag, you winnin this is not in sight kid
    Aint takin risks, if I say here goes nothin.. he started typin
    Here's what it all boils down to, quit tellin kids ya shit's hot
    Your name's Scientz & you still don't possess the elements of hip hop


    i got a riddle for ya...
    what do u drink outta?? thats found at any bar???
    the answer is A cup, like the size ya mothers titties are
    peep her breasts, i seen plenty chests that were curved
    but thats utter disrespect, cuz there r cow titties better than hers
    H20 stops fire, thats the realest phrase
    so ya moms broke her water 5 months early, to try n Killa Blaze
    net gangsta, talkin thug cuz it makes ya raps neat
    but u werent concieved in the hood,
    it was more like the back seat
    this aint monopoly, u'll be drowned n found in a bag
    somewhere close to the atlantic,
    like marvin gardens n ventnor ave
    oneduh's wack, but i guess heads feel the shit he yells
    but if i counted down-falls,
    he'd make the one in niagara look like a wishing well
    u kids always removing votes, n i'll stress that its foul
    but if gore had ur talents, bush wouldnt be president now
    cale's a disaster, i'll be quick to tell this herbs fate
    i'll shift the plates in his head,
    till his brain has a fuckin earthquake
    dont do drugs, or drink alcohol, n have the safest sex
    those damage the body over time,
    but he'll be murdered before they take effect
    i dont respect ya verses, everybody needs to know
    ya wack wack wack wack wack, that ender u had a few weeks ago


    Mr. Ego = Shitty alias, Scientz.. its a good thing Ur not or U gotta be messin..
    ..shit I LOST dick riders when they found out Mr. Body aint Resin..

    which means..

    Both of U dudes needa drop gems before laughter is blurted..
    Cuz if U drop normal shit U'll lose to the comments before N after my verses..
    Sci's a poor bitch but a bboy at heart its blatant N true..
    So since Ur mom dont care.. she lets him break on his roof..
    I've done paid my dues N still got cash so pardon my sport..
    But when comparin banks sci's, his always comes up carlton short..
    U know I'll swing on U kid.. best be forgettin the stiches..
    Cuz I'll hit Sci N break his mug, glass jaw N the rest of the dishes..
    I'm boss of this camp.. I'm tellin U, his talk is just amped..
    Cuz a mod helped One get here so he can say he lost to the champ..
    Suckin dick to be popular... the rumors are true in the cypha..
    One aims to please so anthraxspits N swallows if he likes ya..
    Unsigned hype eh? tell me.. why would U boast those writs..
    It'd make me oneduh about U.. but I dont do that homo shit.
    Even now with denyin' -- I used numbers N equations..
    To figure out how to be gay N -- got it down to a scientz..
    I know U tryina find dirt on me.. Ur scopin N frantic..
    No matter the news.. Cal's known to drop sci's like a hopeless romantic..
    Sliiiiick homie, In highschool U was the chiiiiick homie, I'm too serious..
    Everyone knows Ur twice the bitch.. Scientz was usualy two periods..
    Ur both scared of my fists N I know U hate the curb..
    I floss a lot..
    .. Ur so THIN on •••els <--they thought it was a racial slurr..
    I'll get nice wit guns, cock N explode wit the hot finger..
    N leave USH at the front of the ER like the pop singer..
    1 last thing one..
    Ur punches, if User wrote over a third of ya swings then he needs..
    A verse written by more Ghosts than the Return of the King to beat me..
    One's a jack ass N so are his verses.. but I'm not worried in the worst way..
    He's still not pushin his chances as much sci is pushin his wordplay..

    Winner = Scientz and Calefaction in a tie.
  3. J o o k

    J o o k Guest

    Mod Predictions
    By: J o o k

    RBL North Championship: 1. Guile 9-3 vs. 2. Odin. 4-0

    This will be one of the best matches this week and very hard to determine so let me break it down to a science. I have Odin coming out the winner by 2 votes. Although Guile sometimes amazes me so we’ll see.

    RBL North Contendership: 3. John Hensley 8-1 vs. 4. J o o k 12-3

    No doubt about it this will be THEE BEST match this week in the league because John never disappoints and I plan to write some nice ish. Dope battle I’ll leave this one up to the voters. Good luck duke.

    5. Mathematical 5-0 vs. 6. Ribonuclease 12-3

    Even though Mathematical is undefeated I am still going to go with Ribon on this match. He is a vet in the league and is very consistant. All though I would not be surprised if Math took it. Ribon by 3 votes.

    7. $1.50 7-3 vs. 8. Oz 2-0

    This is so up in the air I cannot even fathom the outcome. If Oz comes nice and to full potential he may take it no doubt. Then If 50 comes nice and to full potential we will have a fucking battle on our hands. I will step out on an edge and say 50 by 1 vote

    9. Nick Nobody 4-2 vs. 10. Purfeksion 8-3

    Another good battle right here. I like both of the guys styles so it’s hard for me to choose a winner. Nick definitely can handle his own while Purfeksion can be illy sometime. I will go with Purfeksion by 2 votes

    11. Dick In Ur Mom 2-0 vs. 12. D. Omen 1-0 vs. 13. NoShit Sherlock 2-2

    Now this is truly a toss up, I mean I want to step out on a limb and say NSS will take this hands down KO. But then you have DIUM who has been on a hunger mission eating everyone in his path, and you have D omen who is just waiting for the opportunity to shine. So with this said lets go NSS by 3 votes

    14. Unexplainable 2-1 vs. 15. Quriosity 1-1

    Now this will be the most interesting battle in the league. I’ve known Unex for about 4 years and he can undoubtedly bring some heat to the table. On the other side we have Q a known vet that can definitely reap havoc on an opponent. We are talking about a guy that went head to head with resin. With this said I will take a gamble and say Unex by 1 vote because Q might be a little rusty.

    16. Phryme 3-2 vs. 17. Minfinity 4-3

    Now this is the sleeper battle of the week. I have a hunch that Phryme will take this battle by 3 votes. Minfinity will put up a fight but he has to shake the rust off first because he has been gone for a while and might have lost the motivation needed to win. Phryme jus produces solidity every drop.
  4. J o o k

    J o o k Guest


    RBL North Contendership: 3. Odin. 3-0 vs. 4. Nick Nobody 4-1

    This was one of the best battles in the league this week. Nick Nobody dropped nice and early and was definitely creative as fuck. On the other hand we had Odin who just came with a hot verse himself. Talk about evenly matched, these two went head to head in votes. Until the very end where Odin pulled ahead and took the match by a hair. Odin advances to the championship and Nick falls to a 4-2 record. Dope battle fellas.

    5. John Hensley 7-1 vs. 6. Purfeksion 8-2

    A landslide victory for Hensley as he reaped havoc on Purfeksion. Purfeksion one of the better competitors in the league produced a verse that was actually pretty decent. It was Hensleys directiveness and wittiness that gave him the edge in the battle. Purfeksion was just no match for the ex champ. The outcome was a KO victory. Dope battle fellas.

    7. J o o k 11-3 vs. 8. Faceless 8-4

    This was a dope battle cos the boy J o o k got a chance to battle his cousin. Lol cousin Face whattup nigguh. But none the less the boy Face came with some personals that left me like “oh shit he took it there”. Lol but it was overall a cool battle we each got a few votes and I ended up coming out on top by a vote or two. It was a pleasure getting to battle a dope head like Face. Chea. J o o k advances to the contendership.

    11. Ribonuclease 10-3 vs. 12. John Nash 7-4 vs. 13. Unexplainable 2-0

    First off John Nash no showed. Talk about a disappointment. But on with the break down Unex dropped a verse that was pretty hot no doubt, and this is the mans first week up from the south against the ex champ ribo. Ribo of course came with a nice verse as usual and brought some heat. It came down to Ribo taking the match by a single vote. Talk about a close match. This just shows what Unex is capable of. Ribo advances to 11-3 while Unex falls to a 2-1 start in the North. Nice battle fellas.

    18. Quriosity 1-0 vs. 19. Oz 1-0

    This was one of the more competitive battles in the league this week. The boy OZ dropped early as always and brought enough to the table to take the victory by a hair. Q came with a little bit of fire, but he just didn’t execute the creative edge that is needed to be victorious in the battle. So with that said Oz took it by a hair and advances to a 2-0 record while Q drops even with a 1-1 record. Good battle fellas.


    This week was a pretty nice week in the league again besides the apparent no show by the champ. Trouble if you see me holla at me man. Also if you guys want to keep the league fair and running well then VOTE MORE. Too many battles are being decided by one vote and that is terrible. Unless it is a really close battle of course which is very healthy. But I am also looking for people to help write mags so if you are interested let me know and we’ll see what we can work out.

  5. Everybodys_Nig4ya

    Everybodys_Nig4ya New Member

    Mar 7, 2002
    i like how you added the new shit to the mag......dope.....
  6. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

    Sep 28, 2003
    Mufuckas quoted my worst line as top 10. Dudes is strange.
  7. FaceLess

    FaceLess jook is my dad..

    Nov 22, 2000
    lmao@ oz i thought the same thing about my line...

    i thought my run dmc line was better,,oh well

    dope mag jook....
  8. Allah.

    Allah. nice with the hands

    Nov 15, 2004
    word @ you finally using the throw back battle section lol.. nice mag jookster as usual
  9. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

    Aug 22, 2000
  10. onblast

    onblast New Member

    Oct 10, 2004
    Nice job.
  11. J o o k

    J o o k Guest

    Lol @ oz and face, I wasn't really feeling to many punches from you guys so I just used a personal that hit hard.

    Geez can the light skinned negro catch a break here. = [
  12. Guile

    Guile ..

    Feb 18, 2005
    thanks for the props

    dope mag
  13. Ribonuclease

    Ribonuclease New Member

    Jul 25, 2004
    very good mag, im feelin the new setup
  14. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

    Sep 28, 2003
    I will do top ten punches next week.
  15. Unexplainable

    Unexplainable white...

    Feb 26, 2005
    lol @ light skinned...

    dope mag
  16. purfeksion

    purfeksion dohpe

    Dec 24, 2004
    mags are getting better, jook. good job.
  17. J o o k

    J o o k Guest

    Oh hell na. I can already see it.

    I got four 4's that will not let ya body see 44


    Lol but anyways word thanks for the props I am just experimenting with some new shit. Chea
  18. john hensley

    john hensley 7xRBL

    Mar 21, 2004
    nice shit brother!
  19. Phryme

    Phryme lets get it.

    Mar 14, 2005

    nice mag there, and you have the right prediciton as far as it goes for my battle. :)
  20. Quriosity

    Quriosity Moderator

    Nov 24, 2001
    i figured it out

    its like the students have taken over the school, i mean the newbies been had us outnumbered for years, they jus finally took over
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