~The Honesty Thread~

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by Mick Swaggar, Nov 9, 2008.

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  1. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    Ok...i'm kinda embarass to even say this but, I was at the Grocery Store today Pickin up a few items for my Daughter....and as i was walkin down the cereal aisle, I See this woman from the Back...She had a Body like i never seen...I'm dead serious...it was like the body of a Goddess.....*Thoughts where runnin threw my Brain* and I had to approach her....so i walked up to Her....Hopin she would turn around so I could see her Face....and she did....*She was so Beautiful......I was Really Lost for words....She was a lil older prolly in her thrities....i'm 24...so not really a problem but anyways.... I Could tell she wanted me to say somethin cuz she Stared at me for like 5 mins.....But nothin Came out...and for the first time in my life i felt lame, all my swag had left me...and as i checked out she Said *Bye Cutie* with the most sensual voice....still No words from me.....


    Have a woman Ever made you feel Insecure....LOL


    Oh and BTW she left in a 2009 Mercedes G wagon....and i left in my 2004 Tahoe....so I Think she was out of my league anyway...lol
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  2. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    shes got a sugar poppa at home, trust.

    and u should have yourboard name taken away.
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  3. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    and to answer the thread i havent felt insecure around a girl since i was a freshmen at college, no matter how hot
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  4. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    I Kno Man, I Kno....


    I Lost My Player Card
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  5. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    frankly, imagine what the sex wouldve been like. thats punishment enough.
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  6. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    I Havent Either i'm a Peop[le person so i can approach anybody.......



    But this girl was.........SUPER SUPER SUPER MAGAZINE GORGEOUS.....

    I'ma Pretty Fly dude.......But 2day I felt lame Bro
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  7. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    Dats all i was thinkin about i was on Hard...no homo...in the Cereal aisle bro'
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  8. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    ur makin me think of this porn star sienna west

    she looks exactly like that, probably the only woman i could ever approach and be at a loss for words.

    and she always plays that older lady/milf on the prowl roll

    i pray to the lord for her to come to me
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  9. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    lol....thats how this chick was........She somethin out of a Movie she was older and more well put together then these young chicks i mess wit....if i see her again.....


    I'ma Approach her.....
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  10. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    biggest difference in age i ever had was this chick i met at stop n shop, grocery market chain, she was 36, i was 19, i met her in the vegetable row just like in "animal house"

    so crazy, we went back to my parents house while they were gone, smoked a joint, drank a six pack, and fucked twice that night, once in the morning. so awesome, best sex ever.

    but i paid for it when her brother in law started stalkin me after i didnt call her.

    so maybe u avoided major drama?
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  11. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    Prolly so,....LOL at BROTHER in-Law stalkin you...How Homo~
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  12. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    embarrased to admit but i fumble more often then i should with girls i actually like

    its wierd, like if i just wanna be wit em for a short period of time n bug out its w/e

    but then when i actually maybe wanna be with the girl for 3 months+ i get all stuttery and fumble mouthed . . .ahh its a good thing most the girls i like are mature enough to jsut laugh when i get like that
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  13. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    yeah i made the mistake of tellin her where i worked, which just so happened to be near her brother-in-law's place, so she told him about me and how i ignored her calls and never called her back and shit so he came lookin for me and tried to beef and all this other dramatic nonsense.
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  14. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    lol he prolly wanted to get em both in a 3 way
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  15. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    doubtful

    he wanted to tear my head off

    came at me while i was workin at a deli, tried jumpin the counter and shit
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  16. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    I had that Happen when this girl claimed i Dropped my Seed in her, i was in the 11th she was in the 9th..........her brother was in college and came to my school to fight me........But he got jumped....So she switched schools and my life was back to normal....but to this day...i still don't kno if the babys mine, but i don't think so cuz she was hoe the whole B-Ball team hit it...


    *Moral of the story is, These Girls are Poison*
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  17. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    poison too lol

    fa sure tho

    not too many sane ones
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  18. Mick Swaggar

    Mick Swaggar My Swag Iz So Rare

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    Nah you gotta be Careful,


    I Think the Sex is Best when Your Not In Love with The Chick, Just My Opinion


    Love Complicates to Much Stuff....
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  19. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    eh depends

    if youre both in love and shes a freak, then that rocks your socks
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  20. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    i hear a rumor from a bunch of my friends who do lots of tavelling that it primarily north american girls
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