"The Gospel According To..."

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  1. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    "...Matthew"
    "...Mark"
    "...Luke"
    "...John"
    "...God"

    One of these books is not in the Bible. Do you know which one?
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  2. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    lol God's too busy to write you a book.
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  3. M-theory

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    Sure he had enough spare time to write at least a chapter on his day off bro. You know, on the seventh day. Plus, he could have done all that prior to creating the world and the sun and the moon and the stars and all the animals and stuff ... or at least did it on one of the days of creation where there wasn't much done.
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  4. IAmBenT

    IAmBenT Eat a dick, faggot

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    no way man. you know how hard it is to write when your finger is made of lightning?? holy crap i mean the 10 commandments alone must have weighed like 100 lbs or some shit
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  5. TheBigPayback

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    They all in there. Jesus' words show up in red smart guy
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  6. M-theory

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    And Jesus said unto TheBigPayback My words according to who? My words according to who wrote them down, smart guy. Not all my words in the Bible are authentic sayings of mine. Look it up, smart guy. They were all passed down orally before the Bible existed. Plus, some of the writers crippled the languages they were writing in because they spread out into other lands. Not only that, there have been translation errors. I've even read bibles where the publishers printed narration sentences in red along with the words that were attributed to me. Those are only a few of the problems with these books authored, translated, and published by fallible men. Oh yeah, and not all Bibles print my parts out in red ink, smart guy.
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  7. Jay Bee

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    GOD is all powerful, GOD can do anything....except write a book :funny:
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  8. Norrin 6

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    He can't do karate either.
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  9. TheBigPayback

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    Sorry to break ot you..the gospels for the most part were letters from the epistols ro the churches. Gods actual breathed word is gen ch 1 and in Job and exodus
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  10. TheBigPayback

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    As well as the red writing in your bible
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  11. TheBigPayback

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    why write. Gods word is God breathed. His words set planets in position, create life, things like that
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  12. reggie_jax

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    im sorry... he was too busy? you make god sound like some sort of common desk worker. what was he so tied up with that he couldnt quickly jot down a couple thousand years worth of scripture? my god would have gotten it all down before he poured the milk into his cheerios, but that's just how he rolls. maybe you should start worshiping a god that can get shit done.
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  13. TheBigPayback

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    many sermons were recorded.
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  14. lyricalpriest

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    God ACTUALLY inspired EVERY WORD written in the bible.. TBH iAH srsly
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