The Cootchie Man

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  1. dsp2k5

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    Taking in commercial with this one lol. Voice of Reason comming soon.

    Do you know the cootchie man, the cootchie man, the cootchie man?
    Do you know the cootchie man, the cootchie man, the cootchie man?
    Do you know the cootchie man? ... He lives on Cootchie Lane ... ha ha

    Yeah, that's right, man ... I AM the "cootchie man"
    The dude that's constantly popping ya girls cootchie, man ...
    Walking up in this Coogi, man ...
    Do it again while she screaming "do me", damn ...
    No matter whose around, look who she choosing now ...
    When y'all walk up, she shoot you down
    When I walk up, her juices bust loose and run down to the ground ...
    It will create a damp area, man im telling ya ...
    Stay player ... ill never marry a broad, jaw but ill keep having sex with her
    Get the best of her, then the rest of her ... make a complete mess of her
    Bailing the second her feeling start getting serious
    Call it mysterious, call it ridiculous, but she will get the picture when
    She tries to find me, she will find a mystery then ...
    Sitting here with her girlfriend spinning in my lap ...
    Im grinning at the past while sticking it in the linen and then in the ass.
    That's how it always will be and that's how it was back in the past.
    test
  2. Pious

    Pious LET ME LEAD YOU......

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    I apologize...that was terrible.

    pz
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  3. dsp2k5

    dsp2k5 Dime Sack Pimp

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    Lmao ... I accept your apology and realize that you don't know good from bad. It wasn't great ... but terrible? Lol anyway ... link up your drops so I can see what you been working on.
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  4. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    What the FUCK were you smoking when you wrote this, man? This was one of the worst open mics I have ever read.
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  5. dsp2k5

    dsp2k5 Dime Sack Pimp

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    Ok ... what you been smoking on? It don't matter what bitches like you got to say anyway ... what I can't understand is why did you dies redeyez n chase too? You just hatting admit it. Now its my turn to hate
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  6. Resilient.

    Resilient. .. . ..

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    Dies? Hatting?

    You're joking, right?
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