The best battle onsite: Deth to smittyrhythm

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  1. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    3 rounds like before? I write alot faster with unlimited bars,because I can drop a few hundred bars in 2 days (I can squeeze in about 20-30 minz a night to write),in between training clientele and university studies...it's the editing down that takes time. Idc if you throw personals at my studies and profession,it won't matter.

    So...R.W.Z. rules? That makes sure that your wordplay gets the heavy weight in judging that it deserves.How many rounds? 3? If so...what format do you want? The R.W.Z. rules can accommodate whatever format you want. If you want a battle round,a topical and an open mic? We can do that.If you want 2 battle rounds and a rebuttal round? We can do that. If you want full on warfare with flips in every round? We can do that.

    I dominated our last battle so by right I dictate the rules but Idc about that.I'll let you choose the format.

    Who goes first? How many rounds (minimum of 2 rounds)? What's the format? Holla at me and good luck.
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  2. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    2 rounds is fine no need to draw it out Im gonna make this quick.

    Nobody wants to sit and read 40 bar rounds so I say we stick with 24 per round.

    No filler, just business.

    If youre so confident in your ability to produce that many bars in a short amount of time then you shouldnt object to having the first 24 due by tomorrow, midnight.

    You didnt dominate our last battle you're so full of shit it's unreal, quit hyping yourself up and stick with the facts.

    Round 1 due midnight tomorrow. Your decline will only prove that you're not only fulla shit but chicken shit as well.
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  3. Obaid

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    Deth wtf are u doing bro? dont we got a battle in the RBL that was due yesterday?
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  4. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Dawg,you gotta PM me when you put up threads like this so I know you made them.I'm not on RM like that man,lol. I just read this post of yours.Okay. Order will be Deth-smitty-Smitty-Deth. I'll drop on you later today.
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  5. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Fuck that. Deth - Smitty - Deth - Smitty just like our battle before, I dropped first last match. You are not special.

    Like this place even has voters. What, you mrjdm lp bent and g? pffft half of them dont even read. I got like 4 or 5 battles up still w/out KO votes. This will be a repeat of our last battle, you PMing your tongue in a cats asshole for votes.

    I would know, I get em from you all the time.
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  6. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Nice try,son.Not only do I NOT OR EVER WILL PM heads to vote for me,I have NEVER done so with you.Produce the PMs that even REMOTELY hint at such a thing,and put them on this thread.Hell,you can even use them as material to blast me with personals with.I INVITE YOU TO DO SUCH A THING. I have never ever eeeeveeer even THOUGHT of poisoning the voting process. I value prize and desire honest,informed,accurate voting above all else. Nobody can truly benefit and get better in an environment that's filled with "yes-voters".

    Activity here DOES need to pick up but we'll do it...and the way to do it is NOT to make up stories and come with the sour grapes.

    You want Deth-smitty-Deth-smitty? Okay. Makes me no nevermind.
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  7. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Enough talk. You're going on 4 days past due date. Write.


    10 days now

    :BlahBlah:
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  8. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Deth to SHITTYrhythm

    Aight getcha bars,ya rhyme scheme,punchlines and creativity up...here we go...




    Yo,SHITTYrhythm! I'll spit a savage note that uh slit ya faggot throat cuz your punches "do no harm" like "THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH!" [1]
    Ya shit's just average yo! Git dramatic though n Shitty's swiftly tagged wrapped n toast like bags of oats!
    Smitty's scripts be wakk at most! I'll hit his rat shit prose with ratchet prose flowin like Poseidon's song
    Then sleep him til he "dream" like "Dr.King" and "Hakeem Olaijowun"! [2]
    My flow's twice as strong as the highest psalm! One punch a gitcha grill leaned quick!
    Cuz battlin Deth is stupid n suicide like talkin real mean shit tuh SEAL TEAM 6!
    The ill scheme spit still creams Smit til he's merked crushed,hearsed n such!
    N stomped through the Earth's crust...after I choke you bluer than kids from the union of Blue Men screwin Smurf sluts!
    My verbs dust n incinerate ya text,wrecks penetrates ya chest like burst snubs!
    Plus my pen uh blade ya neck,disintegrate ya flesh n serve all ya atoms//ADDAMS like LURCH does!! [3]
    You'll get served snuffed when I "draw First Blood" like "portraits of Rambo",chump!
    I'll put cha soul//sole on the floor like quartets of sandal pumps when the ammo dump!
    Spit flames til this shitty Smitty sambo slumps cuz bitch I spear beef like Vandal hunts! [4]
    In the first battle you got handled once! boy I'll dismantle ya gourd if you mock me! [5]
    I'm launchin spits til you're chopped like you boxed with 6...samurai sword tsunamis!
    You soft as punani! I'll chop socky karate ya mop prolly tuh soggy toffee!
    My explosive sonics go kamikaze destroyin ya city like post-atomic Nagasaki!
    Then drop a hot free that squash ya posse n "take a stick to yo shit" like "potty hockey"!
    Act cocky git choked til ya pasta chalky n saber craters n cracks in ya face er ya back
    Judges say I sonned you n "lost paternity suits" like I "misplaced ya dad's blazers n slacks"
    You wakk fam! You nada! You hotta? You lyin//lion like ASLAN and MUFASA cuz I rap siccest
    I gotcha howlin while I drag your cheeks on the ground like dogs do when their ass itches!
    I smash idjits like BITCHY rhythm with witty writtens that whip him n lay him out quickly!
    I'll eatcha,I'm better greater n worth more...so mathematically? Deth gator mouth Smitty! (Deth>Smitty)




    [1] The Hippocratic Oath is the oath that doctors swear to "do no harm" to their patients,etc. etc.

    [2] Dr.King had the famous "I HAVE A DREAM" speech,and NBA all star and great HAKEEM THE DREAM OLAIJOWUN YouTube - ‪Hakeem Olajuwon- The Dream Shake‬‏

    [3] LURCH,ADDAMS FAMILY...YouTube - ‪Addams Family TV Show Opening 1964‬‏

    [4] Vandal hunts--"...cuz I spear beef like Vandal hunts!" The great and very dangerous boar and animal hunts were a major tradition upheld even by Kings that proved their manhood courage and killing skill back in medieval times.

    [5] Gourd in this case is hella old skool slang meaning head or stomach.In this case it means head.
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  9. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    "This is THE BEST BATTLE ON THE SITE.Period.Point blank." - Dethstryque http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-battle-area/1263665-mista-freeze-vs-smittyrhythm-round-3-a.html

    So it seems that you and Mista Freeze have finally got somethin in common
    The two best battles on this site: so why does both got my name on em?
    He's the type to impress with threats but his knife aint wet cuz all that he 'spread's hype
    Fell off of the 'rasta' so now Deth 'dread's me more than the heads that make 'Red Stripe'
    'Wheelie' be able to handle the bars? Nah he belongs on the peg pipes
    You woulda thought I fixed his bike with the way I put the brakes on 'Deths trike'

    You mighta punched through the plaster and swear that youre a kung fu master
    But as Ive said before...

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    Looks like to me you hug dudes faster..

    He tryin to show that he's 'throwin bows', look like an 'arrow-less Tonto'
    That Kurt Sloan combo from off of Paco was beatin you ugly as Tong Po
    You got your snot-hole 'blown' and your nostrils went more crooked than Gonzo's
    Face all switched up bitch now you get mixed up for a Pablo Picasso
    Cuz "Death" wouldnt kick it with a 'sickle' if he had Lui Kangs sox, one flick of the fist and his hands go 'time-out' like a loose made watch
    You'll get put in a plot and 'pushin flowers' more than bouquet shops and the only time you've seen an 'Octagon' was at a two-way stop
    That's why you train to kick, forget the fists cuz all your punches are shook
    Make like the Shredder or Tarantino and get obsessed with 'the Foot'
    I've done busted your chin to confetti against your limbs of spaghetti
    Because you only go to the gym to 'spot' and look at other men get sweaty
    Your wrists would turn into soft jelly if you tried to pop off a benelli
    Plus youre on G-Force dick so much against em you spit more 'links' than a sausage deli

    Nah I aint finished yet

    I killed your boyfriend bitch and that's probably why you cant find G
    But dawg you been 'leachin on my balls' the way you 'Stand by Me'
    You need to stick with the game youre best at which is votin for me dork
    Cuz both you and G-Force drop my name so much its worn off your keyboards

    'Fuck outta here..

    References:
    Red Stripe- Jamaican brewed lager
    Tonto- The Lone Rangers Native American side-kick
    MuayThai/"Bow" references- Kurt Sloan/Tong Po (Kickboxer), Paco (Bloodsport)
    Gonzo- The hook-nosed muppet
    Quentin Tarantino(Foot fetish, film) The Shredder(Foot clan, TMNT)
    Stand By Me- famous scene when Gordy jumps in a pond and pulls a leach off his balls
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  10. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    clock's tickin deth..
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  11. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    You kain't test the scheme cuz "Deth's trike" ain't a bike or a villain who might throw yo X-Men team
    My fluid flow's more fatal than that OTHER trike...the chemical trichloroethelyne [1]
    Slice your whole neck n spleen if ya bump ya gums against me
    Smitty couldn't be famous for using his lungs if he bummed the tongue of Lewinsky!
    I'm the one ya envy no one can end me but I swear if this punk offends me
    I'll turn his chin meat tuh mincemeat when I send heat from every angle like crunkin chimneys!
    Smitty ain't fuckin wit' me cuz Bud's Light n I'll fade dawg like Spuds McKenzie! [2]
    This punk's a wimp he's...no heavyweight dude you's a featherweight rube
    Step I'll break you Heckler strafe you levitate you with letters made to Shredder blade you [a]
    Tether rape you Leatherface you n leave you broke like I cheddar snaked you!
    My ire forms firestorms n twists ya//twistas like a weather mage do!
    My clever phrase hews,severs ya face too n since we mentioned LURCH and LIU KANG
    My words serve you like:"YOU RANG" n bicycle kicks ya skull off so you got a GHOST FACE like WU TANG.[**]
    Dude's lame so you're on the best battles NOT cuz you spew sicc skill n mean rhymes
    It's cuz me n FREEZE had tuh fuck up a punk bytch in public,n you fit the bill...3 times
    Smitty said a White dude beat me? HE LIES! Smitty's such a spineless creature
    Watch the video: my fists tooled that cool White dude,then tapped him out cuz I'M HIS TEACHER [*]
    Smitty? My punches fold up ya insides...tucked ya guts...n eatcha beef then clean the plate like I busted suds!
    Smitty's most rugged punch fuckin sucks but I'm hockin talk with flava like
    Haagen-dazs [3]
    Yeah my
    cuz I wagged my fist in ya face before knockin ya noggin off!!
    Bitch my fist smacks ya lid back like pimp hats n goes upside ya head like
    mullet chops [4]
    Stryques fade you like you been chuggin shots at truckin stops n tried ya luck n boxed with a punchin ox!
    I'll bring that bullshit you spit to a sudden stop when I pour in ya mouth hole some shells
    N gitcha buried so deep you'll look up at the sea floor bottom...of The South Pole of Hell!

    [a]: Heckler strafe you...Heckler and Koch MP10 http://www.ceresworld.net/CW-doc/MP5-10/_img/hk_mp5-10.jpg

    [1] In the first round Smitty said "Deth's trike".There are two definitions for "trike"...Smitty used the more common "trike/tricycle" definition.I used the more advanced "trike/trichloroethylene" pronounced tri-cloro-ethyl-lene (a fatal chemical fluid) definition.

    [2] Bud's Light...Spuds McKenzie...YouTube - ‪Spuds McKenzie‬‏ YouTube - ‪Bud Light Spuds McKenzie commercial during the olympics‬‏


    [*] YouTube - ‪A.T.A.C.X. GYM KENPO KARATE Alter.Maces R.D.L. (ROCK DROP AND LOCK) 1‬‏

    [**]: Lurch YOU RANG YouTube - ‪You Rang‬‏ Liu Kang bicycle kick YouTube - ‪Mortal Kombat 2 PS3 - Liu Kang's multiple bicycle kicks‬‏

    [3] Haagen-dazs ice cream http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/12/500x_haagen-dazs.jpg

    [4] Mullet chops http://thelifeofsamgshipley.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/muttonchops.gif
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  12. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Deth 2 Smitty??? :funny:

    You was never that 'lucky, Strike', let me suggest you 'filter' your 'cig/sig' pounds
    This clown gets finished off with an 'A.K. ay'? So I'll spray his 'alias names' til it slims 'down'
    You're boring at best and you fuckin frail this rookie is tough as a jello belch
    I 'score peon' heads, you tuck-tail run and got a pussy under your 'yellow' belt
    No 'index blot' when you see 'Deth sprint' and the trees top limbs on his Tims flop
    But I caught em quick when he 'bottom bricked' and put the 'Dux/dukes on Death' like the 'Dim Mak'
    You need some tai-chi in your chai-tea cuz you just an 'herb' with them green swings
    Man I'll leave you deathstruck with some 'X-eyes' like you saw my 'bars servin pre-teens'
    This queen got Dos Equis chromosomes, an 'eXX-man' packin some dyke traits
    He was never hungry and thats why I 'snicker' at this fagot foe with no 'Y weight'
    You talk 'Lewinsky' and 'Chimneys' bitch cuz you 'blow more smoke' than the both of them
    If I got diminished to smithereans by Mista Freeze then where the fuck is your vote for him?
    Oh that's right..
    "VOTE: SMITTY" -Dethstryque http://board.rapmusic.com/emcee-battle-area/1263665-mista-freeze-vs-smittyrhythm-round-3-a.html
    You dropped my name, so get in check like a ballot
    I might even draw a CD cover for you just so your album can 'show some talent'
    There aint a doubt or an ALF about it, when I see pussy and there's nothing to eat with
    I'll separate this cat from his grill, 'two-sticks' lift em like a 'chinese-Heathcliff'
    And I bet old 'Pabst Blue' out his hip tryin to get some 'Busch', I am young 'Budweiser'
    You need de'Beers' to 'cut up the diamond' on a drunk bitch, I just nut inside her
    You bite on my rhymes like a pacifier so you can tell he writes like the 'average-type'
    With the way I 'left' him it wasnt 'civil, right' when 'strike' went all 'Black vs White'
    Cuz your life aint got a heart to show you 'blood code-less Kano' and playin Rainbow six was the only time you 'down 2 tango'
    Your growin pains nintendo games you never went out and scraped bows or faced foes toe to toe, a midget porn aint as 'laid-low'
    I'll put your brains on the pavement bro and I bet 'dego wop' more than Fredo's
    And after I 'pass the mic to strike' he's gonna see his day go night from the -
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    References:
    Lucky Strikes- old school non-filter cigarettes
    Dim mak (Bloodsport, death touch) - YouTube - ‪Dim Mak‬‏
    X-eyes/Excise- department responsible for insuring alcohol sales aren't distributed to minors
    Snickers- "Hungry? Why Wait"
    ALF- AlienLifeForm 80's comedy sitcom, famous for eating cats / Heathcliff- 80's cat cartoon
    De'Beers- world renown diamond importers/distributors
    They go wop=Dego/Wop- racial slurs pertaining to Italians / Fredo- The Godfather's weakest son, shot in the head
    what more is there to explain...
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  13. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Dope battle,son. Wish we went 48 bars,cuz I had to cut out like a gajillion punches on you.Lol. Whatever though,good work and nice battle.
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    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    good battle, good luck..:funny:
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    rd1
    Yo,SHITTYrhythm! I'll spit a savage note that uh slit ya faggot throat cuz your punches "do no harm" like "THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH!" [1]
    likes
    Judges say I sonned you n "lost paternity suits" like I "misplaced ya dad's blazers n slacks"
    could have been worded better
    I'll eatcha,I'm better greater n worth more...so mathematically? Deth gator mouth Smitty! (Deth>Smitty)
    bad punch

    i just read some of Smits verse so i'll say this for both of you... try 15 syllables max for one line(half a bar)

    so far i'm likeing Smit's flow but punches could be better

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    my fist smacks ya lid back like pimp hats n goes upside ya head like
    mullet chops [4]
    could have been worded better

    You was never that 'lucky, Strike', let me suggest you 'filter' your 'cig/sig' pounds
    aight

    vote smit...though some of his puns seemed forced i just liked his verses more
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  17. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Thanx for the vote man! So far Smitty's up 1-0
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  18. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Okay again thanks for the vote...but one bar=4 beats=1 line. A bar-COUPLETTE equals two lines.
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  19. Jai-Z

    Jai-Z Bangem, Jai

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    Smitty..
    Youve gotten a lot better homie, you have some really cleverly worded linez like the "Deths trike" and otherz.. and some worded awkwardly or bad like the "X-eyez" and otherz. Overall, pretty good rebuttalz and chucklesome.

    Deth..
    Your strength is your knowledge and imagery, but you did have some funny linez too. The Monica Lewinsky line cracked me up! Overall, good, smart and funny drop.

    Final analysis: I felt Deth came out strong as fuck! Smittyz 1st round was pretty decent too, but you both kinda dipped n lyrical performance 2nd round. Overall.. Deth was more consistent throughtout this battle wth punchez.

    Vote Deth, good shit u guyz!
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  20. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Excellent break down for real! Well said and well done!

    1-1,all tied up.And the plot thickens...
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