The 3 Dudes `Vs.` The Apocalypse

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  1. Reflexx

    Reflexx [insert cool thing here]

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    Alrighty then! We 'The 3 dudes' consisting of: Kaotic, Illusion, and I, Reflexx have challenged the
    crew, 'The Apocalypse' consisting of the members: Yung Impression, Xpoet, and Thirston Kilgore
    to a 3-on-3 battle. Rules are stated below.

    `First to 10 votes wins, 6-0 is a K.O..
    `6 lines minimum...12 lines maximum for each member.
    `500+ posts to vote...
    `A breakdown for votes is needed.
    `No hate votes/dick riding votes/crew votes, you know the fuckin' rules

    After your members have written their lines against the other crew, someone from their crew must
    gather up all of the lines written by one another and label who wrote them like: "mc reflexx -- blah blah blah, ta ta ta" and so on so forth, any questions contact me. I wish you guys
    the best of luck 'cause you fuckers'll need it...ha hope you guys're ready for yer first crew loss.

    Battle verses are due Sunday October 24th, 2004 at 9 P.M west. (12 pm est.)
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  2. Kaotic33

    Kaotic33 Owns You

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    I'm checking in...
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  3. Reflexx

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    Beat illusion to it...checkin' in...our shit'll be up by tonight most likely.
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  4. Kaotic33

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    We divided the group battle to three 1 on 1 verses.

    Illusion vs Thirston Kilgore
    Reflexx vs Yung Impression
    Kaotic vs Xpoet

    I typed this up 5 minutes after I found out I was battling Xpoet. I only wrote just enough to meet the 6 bar limit cuz that's all it's gonna take. You guys aren't even worth the time or effort.

    I'll be the first to drop, fuck waiting till Sunday night like you pussies are gonna do.

    Xpoet? Damn straight yer an ex-poet
    You couldn’t over-power me even if you were an exponent
    So just quit rap and change your name to X-Cee
    Cuz yer careers gonna be over once you face me
    And the only way you’ll ‘cee’ me is if you drop the X too
    And while we’re on the alphabet, how bout 'F' you
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  5. ThurstonKilgore

    ThurstonKilgore You bore me.

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    That picture is hilarious!


    Good luck.
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  6. Reflexx

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    ( We'll just have to edit this since kaotic went ahead lol...it's okay though.)
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  7. Yung Impression

    Yung Impression RBL Finest'.....

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    where the fuck is lliusion?, and agree to you Reflexx as you had said this will our crew first win.
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  8. iLLuSiOn1

    iLLuSiOn1 New Member

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    blah... i'm here
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  9. Yung Impression

    Yung Impression RBL Finest'.....

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    since ya'll are ready let me get mines.
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  10. Reflexx

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    Ahem

    51 minutes and counting until all of our verses are due...
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  11. Reflexx

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    vs. yung impression

    Vs. yung impression

    In yer book the apocalypse means gettin' yer computer destroyed
    Well atleast I get girls, cuz any contact with chicks this loser avoids
    Yer crews the Apocalypse? damn, you guys're on some matrix shit
    Reflexx deckin' yer face in, is the only time you'll draw or ace a win
    I'm not done with you yet bitch, here's some more embarrasment
    Hey guys, if you're horny...ask yung impression he'll take care of it
    The fuck? you ain't declaring shit, ask me this ain't even fair bitch
    If you give yung a pink thong, and a yellow raincoat...he'll wear it
    Yer lines are played as hell, wait.. fuck similes.. here's a sick punch!
    Yung, the only time yer packin heat is with hot sauce in ya lunch
    Yung, you couldn't 'roll' with 'cliques' if you was usin ya mouse pad
    And don't try audio, cuz eatin' twinkies doesn't make you sound phat
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  12. ThurstonKilgore

    ThurstonKilgore You bore me.

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    *wonders where his crew is*

    My verse is done, but where the fuck are they?
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  13. iLLuSiOn1

    iLLuSiOn1 New Member

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    Okay, you all suck, so there's no way you fags will get the best of me
    Cause if Thurston ever got engaged in combat, he'd prolly expect a wedding ring
    You fags are garbage, really the bottom line is -----> My flowin is hotter
    I'll put the four-fiths to money's head... like i got 80 cents over a dollar
    This is filler line------------------------------>i'll pop this clown
    If thurston tried to take-charge... kid would get called for a blockin foul
    Nothing ya'll rhyme is sick, everything you fags write is shit
    I mean, i aint cared shit about a-pac... since like pre-1996
    We didnt even need a name to face ya'll, fools garbage, i mean it
    Cuz when shit hits the fan... thurston will be blown to peices
    Ya'll only drop science gettin clumsy with test tubes
    Ya spits gain so lil intrest... the bank of rm wants to reject you



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  14. ThurstonKilgore

    ThurstonKilgore You bore me.

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    VS. Illusion1

    Fuck your bullshit recycled ass verse.

    Illusion1...(Ha!) I said your name quite facetious in attitude
    Go ahead, claim God- I'll beat the Be-Jesus up outta you
    Yeah... I'm arrogant... watch me piss on this fag
    I'm so cocky, when you suck my dick- it slips down your ass
    Your fuckin punches? I'd say it's more like "Bob, Weave, Done"
    And The Three Dudes? I'd say its more like "My Three Sons"
    But fuck cheap shots at your clique, I'll destroy your shit crew
    Then give you your commercial break--- and take a piss on it too
    I'll fuckin' leave you in the street with your corpse splayed out...
    Then nod as the little beat in your heart fades out.
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  15. Yung Impression

    Yung Impression RBL Finest'.....

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  16. Kaotic33

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    only 1 out of 3 showed on time...pussies
    i guess that's another win for me since my oponent didn't even check in.
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  17. Yung Impression

    Yung Impression RBL Finest'.....

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  18. Jot Flames

    Jot Flames I Wish I Was Al Murder U

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    Finish This Shit so i could Vote.....pretty hot so far
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  19. Kaotic33

    Kaotic33 Owns You

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    Too bad only 1 member from their crew made the deadline
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  20. Yung Impression

    Yung Impression RBL Finest'.....

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    vs MC Reflexx

    keep talkin that homo shit...talkin it can get ya face crack
    ya verse neva be on point...you be so far out it'll push ya fade back
    i throw my punches correctly...watch how it really stick ya
    want ya dick sucked ask'em
    cuz since hes Reflexx that means he can bend his neck more quicka
    look at your verse lol...it has everything im going to say
    its kinda funny that even the Village People wood think ya group gay
    i have you with more losts than you can ever count'em
    gave you enough independents to star on the Destiny Child album
    look at your verse...its horrible and you deserve to be hang
    U can b a dick,pussy,bitch,or Reflexx..doesnt matter mean the samethang
    if you aint good enough to beat me bitch then you need to leave
    im not Fabolous so i wont give you 1, 2, 3, 4, seconds to breathe


    Yo i don't think Xpoet is showing so count this as a 2 on 2 lliusion & MCReflexx vs Yung Impression & Thurston Kilgore
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