That ::Dies:: thing is gay

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  1. Smooth Nef

    Smooth Nef skooma la familia

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    ::christopher reeves::
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  2. .:'-.-*-Omg you just OJ Simpson'd me-*-.-':.
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  3. style-rip

    style-rip Lakers>Clippers

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    ::i kobed your wife and got steven peterson'd::
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  4. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    *vanilla ice's career*
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  5. AHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

    Beautoiful.
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  6. Rhawfax

    Rhawfax Hold My Pocket

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    *salvdors rhyme schemes*
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  7. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    u do know i shit on you in every aspect of rap correct?


    "HOld On" go peep that song.. a half ass track... and realize you fill bout half my skill level.. back when i started rapping and thought a multi.. was 4 words that sound like eachother



















    oh and visit a taning bad..... u pale fucker.. makin powder look like Amistad.. before i get Emcee to son u again lol
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  8. Rhawfax

    Rhawfax Hold My Pocket

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    *salvdors dad*
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  9. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    *your mothers Wellfair check @ the slots*
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  10. Pistol Petee

    Pistol Petee Pussy Eater

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    oOoOoOoOOoOoOOoOO
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  11. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    but i'll admit it made me giggle.. just like



    *your performance in Save The Last Dance*
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  12. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    lol @ juliarhaw Stilesfax gettin tha black man meat in that movie
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  13. Enginear1

    Enginear1 Im Back

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    Verse (TO Epidemic MC)


    YOur a Salvdor Wanna Be son, who are u kiddin/
    just battle yaself in tha mirror, and take a picture/
    Cuz thatz tha only time demic'll Have a 'Spittin image'/
    Yo my presence is felt, u just deal wut u dealt/
    cuz im shakin this pussy, like garfield wearin an ab belt/
    ya punchlines are camoflouge, cuz i swear that they stealth/
    im just a better emcee, your just trash compared to me/
    no u dont' get no listens, and its obvious to see/
    Hell santa at tha mall 'refused bump u on his knee'/
    an Epidemic MC? Bitch u bullshittin/
    Cuz i heard ya verse, and I didn't witness 'no sickness'/
    in this business im simply comin wit tha beautiful spittin/
    u got 'no voice tone', just give wack a definition
    if thatz so, and u really can give compitition/
    then im a perfect example of wut u call 'lyrikal fitness'/

    *(Now on to K real)* (talking)

    Verse 2 (Dissin K-Real)

    I Know how Real got his name, its sexually gay/
    cuz we All Know that 'J will CUM before K'/ (Hey)
    whipe those tears away, today just ain't ya day/
    cuz u thought u had my crown but im takin it back
    honestly dog i dont' care if u white or black/
    u ain't harriet tubman, you'll neva have a 'Famous track'/
    if u want quotable lines, here bitch "YOUR WACK"/
    i got to state tha facts, all ya shit is garbage man/
    Neva bite u, cuz i dont' believe in 'recylcin trash'/
    i don't understand, why do u even try to spit?/
    Your name's not a acronym, 'cuz K Don't stand for Shit'/
    look at this bitch, catchin a rippin With No Stress/
    ya shine Time Is Over K, just face it man u won't reunite wit 'JF'/
    I have a bad habbit of havin to rip wack bitches, its just my deal/
    So I guess in yo situation, im just keepin it "REAL"/


    "UP Next is Jesus Saves" (talkin)

    Verse 3 (To Jesus saves)


    Ayo Fuck this shit, i don't care wut i say bitch/
    cuz we all know jesus will die for my sins/
    u can't beat me now, and never did back then/
    cuz air is invisible, you can't 'witness a wind'/
    u need direction kid, man just pay attention
    Killin Jesus In The fall, so fuck a 'Easter Ressurection'/
    u need ya ass beat, seriously very urgent/
    dissin me unblantantly, man fuck tha diversion
    tha way that im sonnin jesus, proves 'Mary Wuzn't a Virgin'/
    u dissed me for fame, cuz u had nothing to lose/
    I'll choke u to death with a wristband/
    just to prove thatz 'What Jesus Would Do!'/
    and i won't lie to u, cuz u honestly all wack/
    This ain't armaggeddon, Christ ain't neva Comin Back/


    (Wut tha fuck is a Domino Lo?)

    Verse 4 (To Domino Lo)

    ya Names Domino Lo, SO u can't stack ya Chips High/
    who u tryin to fool? I done called ya bluff guy/
    u can see your boy jesus after this when u die/
    u say u can see me, yeah right, nice try/
    cuz your a fake biggie, with tha same crooked eye/
    yo your more then wack, i mean that positively/
    ya name's a contradiction, man u lied to me/
    cuz last time i checked, domino's had Delivery
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  14. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    ^ lol a verse from 2001


    *engineers popularity*... actually i remember that shit..


    *tears up* good times
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  15. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    here u go engi


    My last verse from "hold on"



    since u so delightfully quoted something almost 4 years old



    Verse 3

    Ayo im hope'n this, note i wrote, is quote'n this/
    felt so gross, hate grows and im holdin it/
    sell my soul, for tha goal of hell smolder'n/
    tha bolders im shoulder'n are a load to press/
    hey, but im controllin it, hate im devoted in/
    stress, is a mess only when u stay goal'n shit
    fuckin stayin golden bitch, I tarnish religiousness/
    harnest the simpleton's honor its so ridiculous/
    in all specificness, im sick of this innocence
    so im stickin to listenin, to tha pain of idiots/
    so wut u finna-to-get, find it so rivitin/
    ignorance is bliss, but not when u livin it/
    how are u figure'n, a shit, i'd be givin it
    diss when i spit, but I rip only in lividness/
    tha vivid scripts are sick, here u can take a hit of this/
    fear when this infinite mic-triliquist,
    .....starts to write a thriller bitch/
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  16. Rhawfax

    Rhawfax Hold My Pocket

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    ahahahah salvdors lyrics are so horrible, haha listen to his new tracks he tries so hard to form multis and make sense but fails miserably i feel bad for him...
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  17. DOORKEEPER

    DOORKEEPER Audible Artist

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    ha ha ha
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  18. Enginear1

    Enginear1 Im Back

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    When U Touch Me
    By: Salvdor

    Verse 1

    I hear all ya questions, don't know wut they bout/
    u need to save that talk, cuz u waistin ya mouth/
    only thing to come out, is them oooo's and aaaa's/
    and Oh My Gods, those won't be in a droubt/
    i done shielded my sword i ain't bout to pull out/
    ain't no fuckin detours, bitch i know my route/
    its too cold for my dick, need to cruize down south/
    wut u think bout now? bet my game sound loud/
    look at it like this, when u get pound and pound/
    your lips are my fans, im just pleasing tha crowd/
    so u can't, knock tha game, baby its bout change/
    ain't talkin love, i mean positions, dumb dame/
    won't hate ya brain, i luv tha knowledge so insane/
    wanna know ya depth range, tell me can u maintain
    this a full service cleanin, won't be no stains/
    no luv, im Pinochio, a Boy wit no strings/
    why lie to rise?, just need them thick thighs/
    push your ass up trick, yeah reach for tha sky/
    need a penis hysterectomy, i see it in yo eyes/
    fuck wit only dimes, or 2 halfs and multiply/
    we can compromise, yeah i know ya needy cries/
    so take these gumballs, and a lolipop prize/

    Hook

    Now U Know that I won't Lie/
    I really Luv to Lay That Pipe/
    But U know tha real reason Why, its/
    "When U touch me"

    Why Can't we just nuteuralize
    no matter wut im cummin through them thighs/
    now u can't be mad cuz i do it./
    "When U touch me"

    Here is just one little thing/
    u should of never let me get between/
    so your my bitch now ever since
    "When U touch me"


    Verse 2

    Ooo When U touch me, girl u can have it/
    your an artist, my dick is your canvas/
    u can be savage with it, great its established/
    u dashin for tha shit, ready for me to stab it/
    im a talented bastard, work tha clit backwards/
    make ya words slur, do it till ya ass hurts/
    fuckin's tha main course, tha cums yo desert/
    we confirmed tha comfort to insert under ya skirt/
    funny, i wanna return to my place of birth/
    i swear eatin ya pussy gives tha worse thirst/
    but tha words dont' occur, to me u have no worth/
    fuck u in tha holy water, Dicktize u at church/
    gonna make u cum, ain't u heard ladies first/
    its all natural, dig deep like tha roots of earth/
    pump so fast, adreneline rush, its a surge/
    wont' stop baby till my dick decides to emerge/

    Hook

    Now U Know that I won't Lie/
    I really Luv to Lay That Pipe/
    But U know tha real reason Why, its/
    "When U touch me"

    Why Can't we just nuteuralize
    no matter wut im cummin through them thighs/
    now u can't be mad cuz i do it./
    "When U touch me"

    Here is just one little thing/
    u should of never let me get between/
    so your my bitch now ever since
    "When U touch me"


    awwwwwwww
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  19. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    another song from 2001


    lol dude.. your gettin kinda pathetic


    lol atleast name something from this year lol


    it would atleast be 'clever'.. but posting shit from songs i did when i first started rapping doesn't prove much of a point.. :).. therefor it would never offend me
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  20. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    ah my point wuz proved


    lol....@ name'n 4 year old songs.. to make a 'current' point


    thats like me saying "lets post your very first beat' and use it to compare on your 'current' beats as a realistic representation lol


    wutta tard.. im out ladies.. got business to attend to
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