[Text Battle] Twinmania vs. No Sir E *REMATCH*

Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by Twinmania, Aug 27, 2011.

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Who Won?

Poll closed Sep 6, 2011.
  1. Twinmania

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  1. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    After a deadlocked poll and miscommunication in the line limit it only seemed right to have a rematch

    Twinmania:

    My style constructs such grand violence from a man
    A psycho that commands fine results, you're damned
    The Righteousness of man becomes a science for the gangs
    Your girl tried to make demands but now the firghtened dove can't stand
    In my left hand a special gift slides across the span
    I can smell her cunt so it gets thrown like in The Silence of the Lambs
    E think's he's Solomon with his speech but he's not bringing the heat
    So in the darkening street I'll fire like Donald Trump asking to meet
    I'm at my optimum peak with the prophet tongue and I'm orphaning geeks
    Your horrible argument will have you living on streets or like Neesons wife when she skis
    I'm an octogon occupant and i'll never retreat so stop acting like such an oxygen thief
    We both lost to Chop but the question remains why can't you take that L in da generous way?
    You seem like the kinda guy to head a campaign to want choppa to burn in embers of shame
    That cloud above your head is depressingly grey but outright denial is never the way
    The memory is something you'll never erase so I guess to you it's like veterans day
    Try Intimidation but there's no toleration for your junk
    Feel the aggrevation since you've had less penetration than a monk
    If you think you'll get admiration in this confrontation then you're drunk
    Because in this altercation you'll need preparation like you're Tunk
    I'm a dope rhymer spitting vemon like most vipers but it glows brighter
    If I asked if you want beef you'll probably say "No Sire"
    My Minds agile, this is just a light sample but you'll still want time travel
    Because when I tackle make you feel like you've been hit by shrapnel
    To beat me you'll need to use Pythagoras and find the right angle

    No Sir E:

    You trying violence in any type of rhyming shit is worthless
    How you a Black Mage, but can't even spit Fire in your verses
    You soft, Lulu's moogle could Mug you, get you jacked for your sneakers
    Shit, even Rikku's cast can beat you with no Alchemist feature
    And yeah I played a show, in NYC, days ago, and my set moved crowds
    But I'm not a rapper, fall back, or get hit with the Bada Bop Boom Pow (ooooooh!)
    First battle I wrote 16, you wrote 24, that's some sneaky shit dude
    Funny, you had more rhymes but I still 8-up Twin bars like a twix do
    The issue's really simple: This is pit bull vs shih tzu
    Ginsu vs thistles, clips pulled vs missles
    When my team breakout those beams it'll give you a few pimples
    I'll end your dream, midstream, the splasher causin more than a few ripples
    wet up your whole family, splash mountain. I'm even soakin' kids
    3 NINES and a FOUR-FOUR, your FULL HOUSE FLUSHED on some Olsen shit
    show up to your wake early, blow the ratchet, close the lid
    When they look inside, big surprise, same way that oprah did
    I stay sharp, I'll put the scalpel to your eye and then peel it
    place you next to your brother just to see if the other twin feels it
    Whenever that faggot wants to have SEX HE NEVER NEEDS PROTECTION
    So you'll also catch his aids through EXTRASENSORY PERCEPTION (i herd twins got dat shit)
    This shit is lightwork, I'll bust iron like a pipe squirt
    tech and gauge sting like pepper spray, they'll hit your eyes first
    kidnap your twin, ransom note, and a price on his head might work
    Since you're both the same faggot, ask yourself "what's my life worth?"
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  2. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    Twin rhymed better, but I think E had much better lines.
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  3. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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  4. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    This battle getting slept on like a pillow. I liked the Final Fantasy references btw.
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  5. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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    aight craig we even.
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  6. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    I don't get this......
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  7. Awethentec

    Awethentec New Member

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    twin sucked his lines were TERRIBLE and ONE of them didnt rhyme. He also has no syllabic structure.
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  8. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    Really is this gunna result in hate votes and retaliation? and which one didn't rhyme?
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  9. Awethentec

    Awethentec New Member

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    Oh, I thought that was the general voting criteria.
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  10. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    Awethentec's crying over text battles. SMH.
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  11. Awethentec

    Awethentec New Member

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    dude you have 3000 posts and didnt know how to post or edit in a poll? Kill yourself. I could care less, the least people could do is vote properly and not have pre-conformed notions on who they're voting for before they even read anything.

    dead.

    :funny:
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  12. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    thought no sire edged it by a cunt hair.

    "splash mountain. I'm even soakin' kids" was the standout line to me. good battle by both though. honorable mention to the silence of the lambs line
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  13. PISTOL CASTLES

    PISTOL CASTLES New Member

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    Twin had a better closer and some really tight lines

    Sir had a few corny lines, but overall just tore Twin apart.


    ...And why you faggots still crying over losing to choppa?
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  14. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    I'm not Sir always does though, that's why I had bars about it.
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  15. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    Well that's two even polls.

    *Offers hand to shake*
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  16. padwan87

    padwan87 I AM NEIL LENNON

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    threadjack,come and vote on my battle tbh.
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  17. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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    put er there.

    good match!
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