[Text Battle] Twinmania The Tyrant Vs Mock Turtle The Terrible

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Who do you think won?

  1. Twinmania

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  1. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    this leaned me so much, repped for this dude :p
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  2. Tradish

    Tradish illest alive

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    hmmm thats not a key ring as much as its a key.
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  3. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    ^ Fuck you.

    Ya you're right tho.






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  4. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    lol, repped, gunna add a comment too. your bars were good but they were undeniably generic.
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  5. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    I said they were generic in my verse, so ya, I know.



    Equitorial fauna mixed with java and salsa?

    You know how hot that is?

    Use imagery to imagine me sitting at a table somewhere in the Congo dining on some animal, topped with flaming salsa and washed down with some hot coffee.


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  6. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    which means they cud have been written for anyone. the personal wasn't bodybag but it was true and was a personal, i nameflipped mock turtle and did word play based on it. i also had good imagery and thought the closer was fire. plus the jamie bulger line was heavy as hell.

    not mad at the decision, i think you may have edged it but was by no means a bodybag.
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  7. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    TWINMANIA

    U have a THIN LABIA from MEN RAPING YA
    Blow so much smoke u have DICK CHENEY LUNGS

    U from LITHuANIA, I'll hit ur CHIN MAINLY UP
    Then put u in the river like FINN SAILING (HUCK)

    Plus u first came to this site like "SLIM SHADY, WHAT!!!"
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  8. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    MOCK TURTLE

    grab you by the throat till I hear a HARSH GURGLE,
    won't stop till your face is OFF-PURPLE

    You're as hard as SOFT MYRTLE,
    or the plants they cut away making CROP CIRCLES

    You're getting bombed BADLY
    tell them that you're NOT COLONEL
    GADAFI


    Edit: that was sick btw mock.
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  9. TrillThugBoss

    TrillThugBoss Well-Known Member

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    :funny::funny::funny::funny::funny::funny::funny:
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