[Text Battle] Twinmania The Tyrant Vs Mock Turtle The Terrible

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Who do you think won?

  1. Twinmania

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  1. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    dayum and its over already 4 votes to turtle, respect homie your shit was expensive.
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  2. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    True. I don't know anything about him, so ya.

    I'm not trying to randomly write text battles in my free time tho.

    :dub:

    I thought about a few of the lines yesterday at work, then came home, drank some beers, mowed my lawn, and finished up.

    I'd like to think it would have been a lot better if I'd have spent more time on it tbh.


    :kitty_balloons:
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  3. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    Now I need to go CARRIE on yo asses.


    would still love to hear what the other judges have to say.
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  4. TrillThugBoss

    TrillThugBoss Well-Known Member

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    Mock just held a clinic on how to fuckin text battle


    a free STD clinic that gave twinmania hep c for free


    bout to trim my knob so i can be like Mock, no questions axed
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  5. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    EDIT: You right Crunk, I just playing though dude, for shits and gigs.
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  6. THE CRUNK GHOST

    THE CRUNK GHOST 3PEATERS

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    dry snitching on rep damn
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  7. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    Official Judge Post

    Mock Turtle.

    I wish i had more time to explain but i have to go to the dentist.
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  8. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    marn, I honestly don't think this is a bodybag like it seems.
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  9. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    yo i just bought myself this keychain as a prize

    ima use it as a poppet so as whatever magics i choose to perform upon this effigy will be transferred solely to the subject (twinmania) if he keeps bullshittin


    [​IMG]



    whatchall think is it hot or what
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  10. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    what am i bullshitting about?
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  12. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    Twinmania won. Mock had the structure, but Twin's imagery finally overcame that this battle.

    /no hippie, btw.

    Twin's a chick, btw? If so, Halal back.
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  13. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    imagery? what imagery topped this


    I’m HOTTER than GUAVA in a SAUNA with LAVA
    Equatorial FAUNA mixed with JAVA and SALSA

    7 rhymes ffs
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  14. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    more rhyming words =/= better imagery tbh.
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  15. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    we come from different environments imo
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  16. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    We probably do tbf. I mean when I think Imagery I want the reader to have a vivid picture in their head of the bars, rhyming those 7 words was decent but the imagery didn't go anywhere after "sauna" IMO
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  17. teacozy

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    I condoned the fuck out of the Philly Swain homage, tho. Still, tho.
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  18. Louis XVI

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    who the fuck is Mock turtle and why is the loser using my name in his bars? you gotta pay me to use my name fakkot. esp for slander. don't make me end your e-career.
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  19. Twinmania

    Twinmania Maybe we don't exist....

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    Okay, there's three possible people you could be: Beelzebub, John Venebals or Stephen King. That's interesting. And I only slandered John Venebals.....
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  20. Louis XVI

    Louis XVI New Member

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    oh shit... I meant to go at Mock Turtle. My bad. *feels like a loser*
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