[Text Battle] ProfessorU Vs. No Sir E (Public Poll)

Discussion in 'Overtime: Off-Topic Discussion' started by Judgekure, Jun 13, 2011.

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Who do you think won?

  1. ProfessorU

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  1. Judgekure

    Judgekure 48÷2(9+3)=288 tbh

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    DAMN! Its been a HEATED week in the Arena! We already seen Sebbehedberg Vs the Bare knuckle brawler Bino and Static Legacy reppin that GS hard Vs TheProle of 1984 Fame. But we got another CRAZY match up right here!!

    On one side we got my Man, you know what Im sayin, GoonSquad Representative ProfessorU, you know what Im sayin, Vs No Sir E. I aint really acknowledge ProfessorU till he picked up the Kid Twist avy and started swagging out on the forums, that was A good look, But NoSirE been holding it down for a long minute. Apparently No Sir E went to March Madness 2 so I probably seen him but will that stop ProfessorU from catching a Body? Find out now in the MOST RESPECTED TEXTCEE BATTLE ARENA. THE ULTIMATE HIPHOP ACTION ARENA. The BVA.

    Up first we got ProfessorU:

    Nah mean, Next we got No Sir E:

    Vote for who you think won!
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  2. bobbaforce

    bobbaforce I don't give a nada

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    wait sebbe vs bino happened? where is it

    sorry 2 derail
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  3. ProfessorU

    ProfessorU Legendary Russian Fresh

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    Once again, I'd like to thank Judge and everyone for the help and everything. Also to No sir for steppin down knaamean to battle me and give this rookie a shot. I'm open to criticism knaamean and I'll take it and improve. GS we in there
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  4. Judgekure

    Judgekure 48÷2(9+3)=288 tbh

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    HOLD IT DOWN HOLD IT DOWN

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  5. Static Legacy

    Static Legacy 3 times of a lotta shit

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    Great battle. loved the kitchen theme
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  6. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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    Much props to Prof for steppin up to the challenge and givin me a run for my money. It's all love, GS all day. hope yall like this battle
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  7. WuTangintheCut

    WuTangintheCut Well-Known Member

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    No Sir E Got that
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  8. Dennis Choppa

    Dennis Choppa ★★★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★

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    Professoru easily won

    And I already killed NO SIR E 71-57
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  9. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    I bet that whoever Choppa wants to win this battle, will win this battle. ;)
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  10. ProfessorU

    ProfessorU Legendary Russian Fresh

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    lol well he voted for me to win and I'm loosing atm soo yah.
    This got some views quick imo
    And its going to be judged by Gwame,Teacozy,lala,Zero and someone else I'm not sure of atm
    So no conspiracy talk dig
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  11. lalaland

    lalaland Phillip Drummond them

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    dayum what a debut ProfessorU

    " I'm ambidexstrous, akimbo wielding 9's on some left 4 dead shit, put one to E's head and turn his grey matter into a fine cake batter" dayum.
    You had a lot of haymakers, some of the rhymes felt a little forced though and at times a bit choppy. You had a lot of words and they all felt a little jammed but I understood the context and you did really well for your debut, major props.

    NO SIR E's bars were really dope one that stood out to me the most was the
    "So I took him to No Sir's Cucina for quality hor d'oeuvres, sangria
    gettin tipsy, talkin reckless, had the nerve to kick his feet up.
    He asked me what I slice with? 9-inch serrated eats beginners
    Broham, I don't go ham ... I go full-out Easter dinner
    glocks and cans bang like pots and pans but I never have to pull it,
    My main squeeze does 20 jobs in one, I call that a Magic Bullet"

    He used all the kitchen all stars and really got into the theme.

    Overall Im gunna give it to No Sir E, his just flowed better, I liked the simplicity of his bars and how he incorporated the theme into his bars and made it both witty and funny. Shoutouts to ProfessorU though he's definitely a worthy contender. You both did equally good :)
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  12. ZeroByDivide

    ZeroByDivide gg

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    I feel like this is another battle where I'm voting for one person mainly because his shit was much cleaner. ProfU had some dope concept but the way he structured his stuff was kind of convoluted. I know its a text battle but "flow" is still important. NO SIR went pretty ham in this.

    glocks and cans bang like pots and pans but I never have to pull it,
    My main squeeze does 20 jobs in one, I call that a Magic Bullet


    Was crazy.

    Vote: NO SIR E
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  13. ProfessorU

    ProfessorU Legendary Russian Fresh

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    Word thanks for the feedback so far guys. I was having a problem with putting them together since I kept making constant revisions to my bars lmao. So I gotta work on that no doubt
    Yea and my bad for the forced bars. I hate those, you'll see less to none in the future knaamean.
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  14. IAmMrGetItDone

    IAmMrGetItDone Mr. Get It Done

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    Cause I keep your wifey in this room and we always be makin' cookies
    I let her lick the spoon right after I ate the pussy
    Once she kissed the chef, her clit got wet and tough like a diamond
    She loves to Bangkok in Thailand, but she'd rather fuck on my "island"

    i vote for No Sir E
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  15. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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    bump, shon
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  16. DeathProof

    DeathProof Past zooted.

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    Nice. Both of 'em were a good read but I have to go with No Sir E. His was a lot cleaner to read too.
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  17. PISTOL CASTLES

    PISTOL CASTLES New Member

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    Is this something you condone, profess, are you that fucking crazy?

    woah, didn't catch the name flip til now. no sir e's a problem.
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  18. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    going full out easter dinner">
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  19. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    voting for No Sir E. Flow and structure was better, which made his lines stand out more and come across more clearly than Prof, who had some interesting lines and imagery but was too jumbled
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  20. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Like the others have said, No Sir E easily had better flow and structure. The food theme was pretty funny and both had some good wordplay, though Professor's was a little more elementary IMO. He had good concepts but it was kinda jumbled and hard to read at times. No Sir started off a little weak but got better throughout the verse, built momentum and all that, so I'd give to him.

    Respect to both emcees y'all
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