[Text Battle] Mock Turtle vs. Mock Turtle

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Who won the battle?

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  1. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    First ever OTBVA Mirror Match, vote accordingly please.

    First up we got Mock Turtle:


    I once heard that Mock Turtle's cock is not purple
    Some emo said that he jots journals <3 and is not hurtful ;(
    His rhymes are not ~~thermal~~ and his threats are all verbal
    Bet I'd run through Mock Turtle like a knocked hurdle.


    Outline u in chalk Turtle
    Lay u down like a cot Turtle
    U smell like a sock Turtle
    I dislike u a lot Turtle.

    I hope that u rot Turtle
    I'll give u a swat Turtle (nh)
    Just go take a walk Turtle
    I hope u get shot Turtle.

    :numaan:

    Tie u in a knot Turtle
    Fry u in a wok Turtle
    Tie u to a rock Turtle
    Fly u off a dock Turtle.

    Play u like a slot Turtle
    Go listen to Bach Turtle
    U square like a plot Turtle
    'Least u aint a Scot, Turtle.

    :dub:



    Next up we got the big homie Mock Turtle:


    I heard Mock Turtle bought Urkel scalding hot purple pants
    And got Urkel to squat circles holding Stock's fertile hands.

    N1gguh I'm Mock Turtle
    Stay green like pot herbal
    Choke ur bitch til she got gurgled
    Run ur street like a block colonel

    Ur mental state reflects ur speed, so ur, well, slow
    Crush ur back with my boot call that shell toe

    He's a fucking geek but I'll be real with him, I'ma bury u proper
    It cuts deep when others speak ill of him, that's why he married a doctor (~exposed~)
    Nuts rain down on ur face while ur bared and nude - Squirrel Shower
    Cut you up leaving you squared and cubed - Turtle Power (whoa)

    U shoot ur mouth off like a projectile
    But ur threats are all words like a text file
    Ur girl is weaved up like a textile
    Usercp all green squares - Rep tiles.


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  2. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    i kilt that fool


    no scottish
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  3. THE CRUNK GHOST

    THE CRUNK GHOST 3PEATERS

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    second mock turtle murked

    I heard Mock Turtle bought Urkel scalding hot purple pants
    And got Urkel to squat circles holding Stock's fertile hands.
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  4. scrotie

    scrotie aka lil generation gap

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    daaaaamn

    on some okwerdz shit
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  5. NO SIR E

    NO SIR E Balrog's Barber

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    I'm hafta give it to mock

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  6. ZeroByDivide

    ZeroByDivide gg

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    Best battle on the 1st page iah. I think I gotta go with Stock's brief cameo. He nice wit the hands like a hand model.

    Stock 10-9 every round.
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  7. ProfessorU

    ProfessorU Legendary Russian Fresh

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    Mock got this my nigga is a savage
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  8. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Wow that shit went hard nh

    Welcome back Mock
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  9. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    someone decide this grudge match

    i dont want to go ot like a tied score
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  10. drewthetruth

    drewthetruth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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    deeeeeeummmmmmmm
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  11. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle ✂ Touche Douche ツ ✗○✗○✗○☂

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    smh craig using raw memz acct to hate vote, exposed iah

    lwl
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  12. ddoc619

    ddoc619 New Member

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    bodybags
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