First ever OTBVA Mirror Match, vote accordingly please. First up we got Mock Turtle: I once heard that Mock Turtle's cock is not purple Some emo said that he jots journals <3 and is not hurtful ;( His rhymes are not ~~thermal~~ and his threats are all verbal Bet I'd run through Mock Turtle like a knocked hurdle. Outline u in chalk Turtle Lay u down like a cot Turtle U smell like a sock Turtle I dislike u a lot Turtle. I hope that u rot Turtle I'll give u a swat Turtle (nh) Just go take a walk Turtle I hope u get shot Turtle. Tie u in a knot Turtle Fry u in a wok Turtle Tie u to a rock Turtle Fly u off a dock Turtle. Play u like a slot Turtle Go listen to Bach Turtle U square like a plot Turtle 'Least u aint a Scot, Turtle. :dub: Next up we got the big homie Mock Turtle: I heard Mock Turtle bought Urkel scalding hot purple pants And got Urkel to squat circles holding Stock's fertile hands. N1gguh I'm Mock Turtle Stay green like pot herbal Choke ur bitch til she got gurgled Run ur street like a block colonel Ur mental state reflects ur speed, so ur, well, slow Crush ur back with my boot call that shell toe He's a fucking geek but I'll be real with him, I'ma bury u proper It cuts deep when others speak ill of him, that's why he married a doctor (~exposed~) Nuts rain down on ur face while ur bared and nude - Squirrel Shower Cut you up leaving you squared and cubed - Turtle Power (whoa) U shoot ur mouth off like a projectile But ur threats are all words like a text file Ur girl is weaved up like a textile Usercp all green squares - Rep tiles.