take one of your flygirls on a canoe ride

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/canoe-canoodle-sex-position

    try this one.

    guys id text this link to her while you were on your way to pick her up so she knows the deal.


    "In a canoe or rowboat, paddle a short distance from shore. Once you're at your desired locale, stretch out on your side, resting your head on your bottom arm for cushioning. (Bend your knees if necessary.) Have your partner spoon you from behind, keeping his top arm wrapped around your waist as he enters you and begins to thrust gently."

    ladies? wink wink nudge nudge?
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  2. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :funny:

    Cosmo kick into darkness once more.. Canoe sex position during winter, how groundbreaking of them.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Why You'll Love It:

    "This relaxing pose is perfect for slow, sensuous lovemaking. Because of the close confines, your bodies will be melded from head to toe, and the rocking motion of the boat will intensify each of his internal strokes
    Take it nice and easy or your boat could tip over. To play it supersafe, make sure you only go out on a calm lake where you can swim to shore."
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  4. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    *Has a 16.5 foot canoe*
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  5. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    :RJwowwww:
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  6. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    And risk getting wet my hair? I think not.

    Would I be able to, however, interest you in sky diving?
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  7. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Always wanted to do that (actually, hang gliding), just not for sex, lol
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  8. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Hang gliding is good too. Take to the skies. Leave the seas for chumps and tuna.
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  9. Proxima Centauri

    Proxima Centauri Gone rogue.

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    Oooo, speaking of being high in theair, nothing can compare to mountain climbing hanging suspended off a mountain wall sex..
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    any of you tried "air sex"?

    its like air guitar but its air sex. Try it. Make sure youre home alone. Go to your fav spot and air bang the shit out of someone. Really go hard and give em the full frontal(or rear if thats your thing) assault. Just have fun with and let go

    i air banged the shit outta like 10 women in a row. Took like 3 minutes. We were such good friends.
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  11. Shadow

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  12. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Did you have to buy them dinner first?
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    naw, in my head they all just showed up and left.
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  14. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    Sex first...that way i can make up for it with dinner
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  15. shiftrine

    shiftrine New Member

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    Lmao, busted out laughing at this
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