Superhero Chypha

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  1. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    My friend wanted to see this shit done. Pick a superhero, and then kill the previous one with a new hero.
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  2. CaTchW0n

    CaTchW0n New Member

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    Bityatch, I cant be your superman, you groupie fan
    just lose ya pants..Heard news Im the truth even blew my mans
    took it in the ass no lube, went to school for brains
    need no use of hands!!
    Catchw0n exclusive plans take over bitch ya stupid ass
    cant do for yourself proof what it is
    cant get my stacks, my rubberbands keep that
    layin on ya back, hoping I slack and seed you out
    cuz I beat it out, wont eat it out superman feed ya mouth
    beat ya mouth let ya boyfriend kiss you out
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  3. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    I tugged on the bitches cape ... and spat in the wind
    ...This Bat turned a few heads after battering him
    Disfigured the S on his chest, and tattooed a B
    Simply because he sells more Halloween costumes than me
    I noosed Lois Lane, and made him watch me do it
    Didn't let him close his eyes at the sight of her body fluids
    I even gave Lex Luther the rope and let the guy pull it
    Took out the Batgun, and killed him with a Kryptonite bullet
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  4. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Man of Steel? The bat? Both of ya'll offending me/
    Steel is contained inside this animal, I'm what ya'll pretend to be/
    Come on, a utility belt? You're a mess, and you whack/
    Look like a repairman with a bad obsession for bats/
    Sure he has money to cause warfare; He can fire grenades/
    He knows karate for day, but he can't evade titanium blades/
    Reaching for that belt will only get your cranium blazed/
    Let it be known that Wolverine got you hanged in your cave/
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  5. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    True, he's got claws ... and they dig blades in flesh
    turns out he isn't speedy as his ghost writer's name suggests
    So when he tried to run, I caught the bitch with ease
    I was jogging with zero effort, wolverine could barely breathe
    So yeah, the odds were with me, he knew that I would beat him then
    ...In fact, I did a lap around the planet just to even them
    The Flash is a fast mofu. Bitch looked surprised when I hit him
    That chump wolverine didn't survive the collision
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  6. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    true, his gay azz fast...and his hands are swift
    turns out flash is a bitch who ryde dick when drift
    so when he tried to dash, I caught the cat like freeze
    I was smoking ice like whatever, he was shock cause I seen what I seen
    so yea, the shyt was crazy, he swore he wouldnt get caught
    ...in fact, I gave him cold shots of Hen Rock, just for good sport
    IceMan is cooler than smooth, fool looked suprised when I froze him
    blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah
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  7. Sqwurl

    Sqwurl New Member

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    speedy know what it is, sqwurl nut entertainment lol

    yo ice man? ill assume mr. freeze is who ur talkin about/
    why u choose the bitch that melt whenever the sun comes out?/
    i melt ice for fun im, "human torch", so i guess u could say im a son of the sun/
    and we all know johnny storm is the ish and uve got know chance to rebuttal/
    cus ill melt ya ass and drop ya in your own pissy puddle/
    1st degree burns from you neck to toes/
    3rd degree burns from back to ya nose/
    will u survive? who knows/
    freeze go head and get off ya knees cus mercy is what i appose/
    ice isnt worth livin is somethin i suppose u should know/
    any "super hero" that tries to touch torch gets buned/
    dies instantaneously so with no chance to review lessons learned/
    no one can fuck with the human torch/
    i thought yall knew already/
    so if yall dont wanna be in my gut pot/
    where my ingredients look like what they call speggetti/
    put down ya powers and gats already/
    just go kill yall selves man/
    cus torch pops ya corn ta party confetti

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    go suck on some ice man
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  8. Kal-EL

    Kal-EL Krazed Familia

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    Human torch, sunlights not a problem for the daywalker/
    I'll spill your blood then smack you with the plate that I ate off of/
    Blade is a straight talker, I'm known for spittin vemon/
    I kill'em when MIXIN VAMPIRISM WITH SERUM/
    Laced in black demin/
    I heal from the shots of fireballs, its protocol without the tylonol/
    Ya head i'm slicin' off, I'm thug nigga enough said/
    Now join the rank of the millions defeated suckheads/...lmao!
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  9. Sqwurl

    Sqwurl New Member

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    ooooooooooooooooooooo the daywalker walks by/
    oblivious to the grim signs of his death that lay nearby/
    with ninja like reflexes the cat never sees me comin/
    stabbed in the heart that was never actually pumpin/
    holloween chop ya face look summin like a hmmmm...smashed pumpkin/
    u can call me tokyo for short but cha gurl call me hong kong when we fuckin/
    compared to a masters ya martial arts is phooey/
    i easy fuck u niggas up i guess thats y they call me hong kong phooey/
    u can never touch a dog like me with bitches for days/
    any vampire who tries me they plasma cravin ass gets slayed/
    dude walks around with swords/
    that shits from the 5th century a lil out played/
    he had the chance to die several times why the fuck he choose to stay?/
    probably to meet Master phooey in person/
    i mean what can i say?/

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    so go suck on some doggy biscuits man
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  10. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Sorry "dog", but this cat's slow, and that shows/
    When his master holler's about his pet fighting in his bathrobe/
    I'm killing you so calm, with hands that throw bombs/
    They call me protector of the Earth, and father of Gohan/
    I move fast cause I gotta save the day, guys like me paved the way/
    Fuck capes, I'd rather use a Kamea Mea Wave/
    I'm a legend, yo shit is ancient play/
    One finger could make you lean back like Air Bud shooting fadeaways/
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  11. Linxz

    Linxz What!

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    i'm the master, master, the aura of mortal kombat
    fuck dogs and cats, use to street shyt, hands, knives, gat like gadgets
    flex shutting down bandits, over here ya ass would get handed
    get hot than have fame than see death, just how you planed
    i'm the rat but no snitch, wise men call me MASTER SPLINTER bitches

    now go eat ya nutritions...lol
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  12. Sqwurl

    Sqwurl New Member

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    master splinter was waaaay to old to fight/
    but since his ghost writer dissed my dog, takin his cat is only morally right/
    a martians hate takes u offa ya feet like hallsweeps/(only speed will understand that one)
    beat u down mentally first i call em mind feats/
    then take over ya body so u can stop ya own heart beats/
    u rip off ya own mutant arms and i let ya conscience take back over/
    no turtles here to save u so i guess ya fatherin career is permanently over/
    i turn into ya son so its ya own fesh and shell that takin ya life/
    afterwards i would transform into u and go fuck ya wife/
    but i forgot, u broke and ugly and no bitch wantED to fuck wit a rat that trife/
    so ya turtles will be lookin at me as their new father figure/
    so tonight u die on this cushion of this back alley sofa/
    and now mars attacts, rip out ya throat, blood drips down to ya dumpster lofers/
    so this must mean ya career among the living is now officially over/

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    go suck on some chesse man
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  13. Pooch

    Pooch New Member

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  14. ---Civilian---

    ---Civilian--- Special Thanks to Gnomy

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    I don't even know who the fuck you supposed to be /
    But I guarantee you get the green if you get close to me /
    I'm easy going, but if you so much as to set me off /
    I grow twenty feet taller, and all bets be off /
    My clothes hardly fit, so I pick you up with the tip /
    Of my finger, turn you upside down and then get /
    All the shit out ya pockets, its time to go shoppin /
    Buy some bigger clothes, then get back to knockin /
    Bitches out, damn David Banners missin out /
    If he were here now, I bet he could figure this out /
    I'm big, nasty, and green, but its not my fault /
    Fuck with me dawg, feel the wrath of the Hulk /
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  15. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    No need for the hype, cause I bomb with a force/
    That can make the Hulk seem like green bean....vomit of course/
    And don't stop for remorse, yet I never was compassionate/
    No suit, but I still use an iron dick with all the ass I get/
    Chances of you surviving? Better chance of grabbing amazing grammer/
    I blaze the hammer, ending you and David Banner/
    Iron Man's the shit, it's too late to change over/
    No collaborations with Lil Flip needed to tell you it's "Game over"/
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  16. Sqwurl

    Sqwurl New Member

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    Sea creatures way to underrated/
    but ironmans way to over rated/
    his curcuits is way past repair and his super hero style is outdated/
    and now its time for chemistry with aqauman/
    is water something that iron can withstand/
    well lets find out how fast ull rust into a new age garbage can/
    i snatch ur hammer under water and thrust a pitchfork in ya belly/
    ya blood leaks out cha thick like jelly/
    i call the sharks that stick like peanut butter to ya jelly/
    snatch the guts from ya belly/
    moby dick is now on the scene so ya life is over/
    ur luck is up u lost the third leaf on ya clover/
    ur swallowed whole and will soon be playin pittypat wit jonah/
    gettin mad wont help cus soon ull be digested/
    u cant break outta this prison like the last time u were arrested/
    in the surreal life to bad u were never a friend to me
    so igeuss water and blubber is ya new enemy

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    go gurgle some salt water man
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  17. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    Ill rip all these bitches, straight out tha comic book..
    I got no name, they just call me The Watcher; crooks
    Call me a Problem, pussies call me the doctor..
    Rookies call me the Top; sit on buildings to stop n look..
    Who gots a hook, time to go deep sea fishin..
    To take you out ya deep sea prison, wit mean intentions
    It aint my fault, this Dre beat bred me this vicious..
    All i need to do is see, speak- i dont need to listen..
    With the keenest vision, and wordplay to kill..
    Ya tricks dont work, bitch- u needa savior still..
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  18. Knowshun1

    Knowshun1 Knowshun

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    my dissembled parts hovered in a cluster right over this fucker,
    than plunged into his flesh replacing his skeletal structure,
    each part me moves consciously, nano technology,
    light years beyond neo-human scientology,
    I walk amongst the damned in ya putrid body,
    and slaughtered everyone at ya family reunion party,
    I can withstand a supernova, blast'n u heroes,
    but like a villian without a heart, colder than absolute zero,
    manifactured in antimatter, floating through the multiverse,
    weeving through dimensions...destind to tare apart the earths,
    than I'll return to the nexus when every human is crushed,
    sent to save the balance and you was polluting too much,
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  19. sooth O1O

    sooth O1O New Member

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    yhoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. damn , sick rhym skeem and content, flip u on some other level like creatures of 5 dimension
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  20. M-O-A Thug

    M-O-A Thug New Member

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    that's what's up, with the crew cut, ooh nuts/
    you wack fug's, back up, I got the mack truck//
    plus an armed rifle, ready to scar spiteful/
    oh, you on ya bro? don't let me catch you at the light, yo//
    When I'm bendin' corners, I'm like only mutant you'll see doing that/
    hand me the pooper scooper, cuz I'm put away all you other cat's//
    who think that you can rap, with superhuman abstract/
    Venacular, along with ya power, you think you a capturer//
    till you ran across, this sickenin' bone fracturer/
    yea, steady quarterbackin' words, steady backin' up you herbs//
    This is how the X-Men serve/
    I guess this is your learning curve//
    You gotta dodge right, than you swerve/
    to make sure you don't lose/
    lyrical, rubic's cube even leave ya powers confused//
    Lookin' at me like, "was he the original dude"?/
    "With the original crew", "we got to finish this fool"//
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