stupid smark comment of the week

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  1. Cane

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    "Let’s skip back to Summerslam 2002 at the Nassau Mausoleum. Brock is taking on The Rock and the crowd turned on The Rock and was cheering the hell out of Lesnar to the complete shock of the WWE. The crowd was chanting “Let’s Go Lesnar†like they were at a hockey game or something. The Rock flips off the crowd as he’s going for the elbow, Lesnar nips up and catches The Rock for the F’5 and wins the title and the place goes ape shit. That was the start of the Lesnar era. What we saw at Wrestlemania was the end of the Lesnar era. People in the wrestling business would like you to think that the fans who follow news on the internet make up a very small portion of the viewing audience. As we saw on Sunday…We are the damn viewing audience. I said it before and I’ll say it again. Brock Lesnar is nothing but a bitch. He had the easiest damn job in the world and he blew it cause he couldn’t handle the travel schedule. God you would think flying to South Africa on a private jet was just as bad as some Indy wrestler who drives 12 hours just to wrestle in front of a couple hundred people at some school gym." - Phantom Lord, from his ridiculously off column at lordsofpain dot net

    ok, firstly, i'll say this. even smarks, genuinly hate brock lesnar. this guy gets under peoples skin so badly even internet fans truly dislike him. THAT is a great fucking heel, seriously.

    smarks are the damn audience???? as much as i wish that were true, it's not. wow, the crowd had a smarkish moment at an event ONCE. whooooa, allow me to drop everything i'm doing and unload some spermies into my pants. the vast majority of viewers are marks, like it or not.

    secondly he exaggerated his summerslam story a little to make his point, but nevermind that, brock lesnar is a bitch???? this guy says this like he doesn't know FUCK ALL about brock lesnar. (all i ever read from people who've met the guy say he's one of the most mannerly, nicest guys you'll ever meet).

    brock lesnar wants to leave wrestling. SO...WHAT???? honestly, fuck, he acts like over half the roster wouldn't do that if they could, but most of them just aren't able to. sometimes even the ones like bret hart who have the talents to leave, don't..they just don't know any better. lesnar, had the oppurtunity and left.

    easy schedule???? christ, the man has to do autograph signings, work out all hours of the day, fly all over the fucking country and sometimes world for house shows, do promotions, but noooo no no, since he supposedly has a private jet(which is really just vince's which he lends to wrestlers once in awhile)., it makes it all ok! no, this guy is a fucking idiot. no wrestler no matter what means of travel has a great schedule. and who the fuck would want to stay around when your character has been buried to shit over the past year and is about to be buried EVEN MORE in the coming months???? who'd want to stay around when the company is flopping right and left with no reason to believe a change of any positive value is in sight???? no one who has an outstanding chance to make more money at an easier work place.

    The "easiest damn job in the world"????!???? This is all fucking kinds of wrong. In fact this is one of the harder known jobs in the world, and i'd honestly like to see this snot nosed prick try it. You know what would count as the easiest job in the world if they paid for it???? Writing a shitty article on a website. To think, this fucktard somehow got a front page column on LoP. Wow. What a disgrace.

    Austin should just stop pretending he can’t wrestle and come back all ready - Phantom, again. This guy seriously has no idea how badly Austin really is hurt, and if he does, he can't grasp the fact injuries linger(because he's probably never been hurt in his life).

    if you want to read a REAL, intelligent, well written column, go read Wrestling in a Bottle at lordsofpain dot net

    oh, and apparently another writer over at LoP likes to challenge wrestlers to fights. I shit you not, he actually likes to pretend he's not 5 years old. Here's an excerpt of the writer who calls himself Dumass who participates in a "fact or fiction" column on the site.

    "Fact or Fiction: All the heat surrounding Teddy Hart is one huge work onhis part and those who hate him

    Dumass: FACT. He wants to prove he's a big man and not a whiny little crybaby momma's boy, then accept my wrestling challenge. I'll fight him anywhere, anytime.
    "

    and one more time folkds..

    Fact of Fiction: Johnny Fairplay will never live up to any real wrestlingpotential.

    Dumass: Fuck Johnny Fairplay. Same challenge to Teddy applies to this piece of trash.


    well, the human race produces another winner huh???? what a fucking idiot, as if any wrestler, mainstream or indy will give an ounce of a fuck about some little internet geek who needs to beef up his own fragile ego by challenging the thinnest, smallest people he dislikes, knowing he'll never, ever have to back up his words(and if he did, he'd NEVER show up). right on there tough guy, let's see you challenge every wrestler you badmouth. this guy will never open his mouth about lesnar or goldberg, or steve austin or anyone like that. fucking pansy little girl.

    this has been "stupid smark comment of the week"..and trust me, sadly it probably won't be the last
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  2. Cane

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    and why everytime do i type a question mark, 10 more pop up in its place??
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  3. Mason

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    Nice post...I agree.

    The question mark thing is annoying as fuck. Dunno why Jeff's done it.
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  4. V E R B

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    i always liked brock lesnar.. never hated him....

    but i tell you this much, he's a bigger impact as a heel
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  5. Macabre

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    lmao @ easiest job in the world.

    He should ask Dynamite Kidd or numerous others how easy it is.
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  6. RhYMerAT0R

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    Ok lemme break down your post here:

    We do?? No, your wrong. Lesnar had talent, and that was acknowledged all the fucking time on forum to forum.

    New York fans are basically all smarks, like in Philly, so the guy is wrong there.

    LOL @ all you've read suggests hes nice. Everyone in WWE says hes an ego-maniac. And he is a bitch, WWE gave him everything for him to become an ungrateful arrogant whore.

    Yeah, he left. Your right, who cares.

    Vinces?? No he had purchased his own. And your such an ass. Guys like Lance Storm, more deserving than Lesnar, do the same exact shit and you don't see them being pissy and having stories everyday of people in the back disliking them. No they deal with it cause they know its their job and its what they signed up for. And Brock was buried?? Man thats a dumb comment

    He meant easiest job because he basically never worked his way up, he came in and got a monster push.

    Your right about SCSA.

    I will later.

    OK lordsofpain is a shit site, and that guy is an asshole who I have no clue how he got a columnist position.
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  7. Cane

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    ^didn't i tell you to stay out of this forum until you actually learned something abotu wrestling??

    marks are everywhere but canada basically. one night of smarkish doesn't change that.

    "ohh LOL@THAT! LOL@THAT!"

    shut up, seriously, you have this ego about you actually know what you're talking about. shut the fuck up kiddy, you're justa s misinformed, vengeful and stupid as the guy who wrote this.

    no, you're not holding a grudge at all

    jesus fuckin christ this was all kinds of stupid. seriously, and i know this gets under your skin, but grow up before you question anything i say junior. these guys deal with it because they're fuckin wrestlers. welcome to the real world where the truth hurts. 99% wrestlers are life flunkies who couldn't do anything else. it's a shit job, and they don't have a fuckin choice. they leave, they're off working as a car salesmen or a facotry worker in their hometown, or at best an indy wrestler. lesnar had a chance to leave, and took it. this "lesnar has an ego" shit was created by idiots on slow news days. i've seen more than enough personal testimony to lesnar's personality from people who've met him, not some knob gulping gossip columnist. and as if comparing lesnars career to storms is in any fucking way realistic.

    and yes, lesnar was depushed. get a fuckin clue, dumbshit.

    winning tough enough is not working your way up. lesnar spent almost two years training for the wwe. and that still doesn't justify or mean in ANY way he had anythign resembling an easy job, to which i've explained why. read it over again and let it sink in, you could learn something.

    here comes the prepubescent little "my site is better than yours!" shit

    people like you who are purposely argumentative and would bicker over things just for the pure hell of it, should be shot and pissed on repeatedly.
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  8. RhYMerAT0R

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    I know, read what I said, I didn't doubt marks being the majority. I suggested the Lesnar chants at WM being the fact smarks run NY fanbase.

    You diss me as a way to redeem the credibility you THINK you have in this forum

    You are an ass, theres no need for a grudge, your whole little ranty paragraph was dumb.

    Oh really?? All wrestlers are just low lives?? Oh sure, of course. Fucking idiot. And Lesnar was a main eventer ALL of last year, he had one angle of a fued with Bob Holly and became a fucking bitch. You have no fucking clue the guys that have passion for wrestling that would kill to have been in Lesnars position.

    Were not talking about Tough Enough, nice job trying to cover up though. And you need to read what I said again. I wasn't talking about the years of training he had, i'm talking about the way he got pushed and got over so fast, the way he made the push work with a few great matches. From there, not talking about autograph signings andc fucking porno videos or etc., his job was the easiest you could ask for, and the best you could ask for.

    I don't have a site, and if what you said were true, I think I would've promoted it.........really, stop trying to act like you have all the information on everything, cause you know jackshit about wrestling, and even less information on wrestlers.
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  9. Cane

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    vince has been promoting shows in new york longer than you've been alive and they've never been as smarkish as this. not even close. get real.

    think???????? lmao i'm yet to see a reason as to why me, top dawg and a couple others aren't the authority here.

    yes, because of some 15 year old with a grudge. right, great reasoning. and yes, you hold a grudge. you'll deny it again.

    seriously, you have no idea about life. you're fucking 15 junior, listen to me, because not only that, i have a feeling when you do grow up it'll take you a good fuckin amount of time to really get a grasp on life. it'll hit you one day and you'll realize i'm right, but i'll say it agian. most wrestlers are flunkies, with no education, no real life skills, and are just idiots who got into a business with almost no prerequisites.

    this has no relevance. the ones who would kill to be in lesnar's position realize that's just how the business works and more than likely, they know they're lucky to have jobs like this because they'd be living off peanuts and cheese otherwise. lesnar, isn't. he has great oppurtunities to do more with his life so he's doing it. why is he bitch and the rock isn't???????? or hulk hogan???????? or goldberg???????? they've all more/less done what he's done, minus voicing their opinions on the situation. this might nit've occured to you in your simple ways, but 99% of wrestlers hate their fucking jobs. they hate the whole thing, but they once again more/less have to do it. brock just spoke up about it. come to think of it, he didn't even speak up about it, he did exactly what every other guy i named did. it's just that he mad eit public backstage in front of everyone and wrestling sites blew it out of proportion. in my eyes, that's BETTER than what rock or hogan did, at least brock had the guts to face his fellow wrestlers and announce his departure to their faces like a man. really, THINK about it. and don't try to argue it, you can't, just think about it.

    and again, you say "he's been a bitch since..." like you think you have any idea what you're talking about. i'll say it again. you don't. you should really drop the foolish pride and listen to me, i'm right.

    ^somebody kill this fucker, please. get rid of the ego, you're only doing it because idownplayed your wrestling knowledge which suffice to say, doesn't exist.

    jesus you're fucking stupid. you have no idea about the business, yet you'll make snap judgements out of the blue, just for the sake of arguing with someone you hold a grudge with. christ..seriously.

    his job was not easy. just because he got pushed like he did, does NOT in any way shape or form make his job any easier than anyone else. if anything, his push made it harder, as it gave him a harder schedule than the guys who'd "kill to be in his position", like say, hmmmm..lance storm???????? did it ever occur to you that most guys are happy with their spot because of the signifigant less amount of work that goes along with it???????? no, that wouldn't support your vengeful argument which is what your replies are all about anyway.

    you've got it stuck in your head that "hey, he got everything fast, he shouldn't complain, he doesn't have it so bad!", when that just isn't true. it just isn't. get that through your head.

    just because one guy gets shot in the head once and his friend gets shot 20 times, doesn't make his death any less worse. but hey, by your logic...

    lmao you don't even believe this son. take some deep breaths, cool down, and stop the mimmicky retaliational bullshit. i'm right, you're wrong. ti's a shame i have to be THAT blunt with you.
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  10. RhYMerAT0R

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    OK, so they weren't before. They definitely are now. I'm not talking 1985 when Wendi Cooper and Mr.T were getting huge chants.

    Your reason: cause you dont know shit

    LMAO I love the ways you try to get out of being wrong, instead of just admitting it.

    Yeah sure. Cause you know everything about every wrestlers personal life and past. Your such an ignorant fuck, I hope you die tomorrow so I can start a celebration thread.

    The Rock is not a bitch cause he never complained about fueds and matches w/ midcarders (I.E. WM), Hogan is a bitch, try asking me before making the assumption I don't think so. Goldberg is too, he has no respect for wrestling. AND LMAO!!!!!!!!!! at them being the same but not voicing their opinions, Hogan is the biggest politician of em all. They hate it Jesus once again, ignorance. You know nothing about them hating it, fucking retard, try reading their columns on some of their websites instead of some fucking lordsofpain shit. Yeah, he announced to the wrestlers faces he was leaving......and Is that your whole point

    Yeah, alright buddy. As geeky as this would sound, I know more about pro wrestling then you'll ever know about your own kids. (Fuck that sounded really geeky)

    Faggot Lance Storms job is A LOT harder because Brock probably got payed more money in one TV appearance after his push than Lance made working in weeks. brock could afford taking off a few house shows and seeing his family, you think Lance can

    he did get everything fast, he never had it bad. What did he have so bad He had to sell back the 500,000 dollar private jet he had, that oh wait you say is Vince's because you know Vince right

    WTF kinda comparison

    Yeah, alright buddy. I see why you support Lesnar: you and him have equal egos. And dont quote this and say ''Hey hes just trying something better'' Cause for the bizziolenjillionth time, we're trying to talk about the ego he grew backstage about his character, not his fucking opportunities outside the business.
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  11. Cane

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    i'm not wrong in this thread. besides, try to quote me or something becuse i don't know what half your fuckin jibberish is referring to.

    can you not tell the difference between an actor coming back for a small stint, and someones career being ruined because vince had a hard-on for a hoss seriously, think next time. nobody on the roster liked the fact undertaker was going to comeback and swuash the whole smackdown side. brock just spoke up about what was on everyone's mind.

    no, neither of them are. this sentence was just stupid, plain and simple.

    wow. just...wow. the idiocy has rendered me damn near speechless. one day you'll snap into the real world. let me know when that happens.

    geeky yeah, untrue even moreso. you don't even believe what you're saying lol, you're just upset and retaliating in a way you think jurts me, becuase it hurts you. i've seen it a million times. i get your blood boiling, and this is how you lash out. we both know i know more about wrestling than you, so just deal with it.

    lmao no. get a clue, the wwe's budget just does not work that way

    you don't take time off with vince unless you're hurt or have a serious, and i eman serious family emergency, especially when you're a main eventer. once again, get a clue.

    he's a fucking professional wrestler. there's your answer. if you have to ask me why, you know fuck all about the business. just because he got pushed faster doesn't mean it's any different from another professional wrestler. look at macabre's reply, he knows. but hey, you go out and try being a main eventing pro wrestler, tell me how easy it is. and again, it's not like he siad he had it that bad, you're going along with the sites that made a mountain out of a mole. he's 23 years old. he didn't like what the business had to offer him, so he left. 99% of the locker room would do it if they were able to. but hey, being 40 years old and being so injury ridden you can barely walk is just so appealling to everyone! cause in reality junior, wreslting does that to you. to everyone. these guys will smile and put on a good face because they have to, but deep down, they all hate this business. it's not pretty. but you'll find SOME way to argue this too.

    here's the prepubescent 15 year old talking

    what ego the one a couple writers pretended he had so they could create a news story lmao keep going along with 'em sheep.

    you're 15. you don't know shit. stupid kid and your thick headed pride
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  12. Matt Hood

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    i'm not reading thru all this extra shit and i just have question wtf is a smark
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  13. Macabre

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    damn, look at the original post now.

    I can't wait until the server gets fixed.
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  14. RhYMerAT0R

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    You said Vince has been in NY longer than i've been alive and they were never smarkish like that.

    Undertaker was going to get the better of Brock.......Brock got the better of him in 3 other fucking fueds with Taker. The guy is trying to end his career big (even though I think its logical to give smaller guys a chance) let him get his break.

    I will, and you let me know when your going to try to post something worth reading.

    Yes, both of them are. Hogan helped out wrestling blah blah blah thats good, but then he became a bitch, and don't tell me that horses ass knows whats good for wrestling.

    I would like you to debate me, in this forum, any random RM member picks the topic and will see then.

    Because of a budget you think Lesnar and Storm are on similar salaries? Get a clue man

    Oh really? I guess you don't remember just a few months back with the Undertakers abscense. And the rumors of HHH taking off time.

    Maybe they don't like the locker room politics, but I can guarantee they don't hate the business. Check out a wrestling school near you, see the approx. 1000 bucks a week you have to pay to train, they had passion then and I doubt it just left a majority of them.

    I believe the writers? Lets go back to when it was Vinces jet in your 1st post.
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  15. Serge dot T

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    he said they hated their jobs, not the business. lol, aside form that, yuou twisted a few other things cane said to make it look like youre right in hinting that brock is in fact a selfish person. you went as far as to talk about mr t n wendy cooper to drop some history n make it look like you know youre wrestling 101.

    oh, n youre losin this arguement really badly....random enough for you?
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  16. RhYMerAT0R

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    OK, than I can guarantee they don't hate their jobs, happy? And I mentioned Mr.T and Wendi Cooper cause of his NY comment.
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  17. Cane

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    ^buddy you dooooooon't, knoooooow, shiiiiiiit

    99% of the locker room does not like the job they're employed in. it's just common sense, btu hey, it isn't so common nowadays uh? nobody likes a fuckin job that will keep you from living past 45. no one likes a job that if you do get to retire, you won't be able to walk because you're half way crippled. a job that keeps you form seeing your family and kids, that can force you to wrestle through injuries you require surgury, that keep you busy every waking hour because if you're not working out, you're checking into a hotel, if you're not doing that, you're on the road prepping for the next house show in bum-fuck no where. jet lag on it's own can ruin most athletes, and hey, THEY get time off.

    i saw bret hart at a flames game the other night, and he can barely walk. he looks like he's 60 for christ's sake, and the man's only 46. wrestling does not age you well.

    i don't know what the fuck you're talking about in half of this. it's just randomly addressed, and very vaguely at that.

    lmao this was vague and meaningless too, but i'd still love to see you get totally fuckin reamed in the ass my moi, just for shits 'n giggles cause it shouldn't really be a challenge.

    of course they're not similar, stupid. they're not even close to signifigantly different.

    lmao ahhhh, kids and their broken logic. these are teenagers and twentysomethings forking over a couple months pay to try and get into a business they think they'll love.

    you've never seen a wrestler say "hey, i want this for my kids"..and you never will. why the fuck do you bother arguing with me when i'm right? and we both know i'm right? c'mon, drop the stubborn shit..
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    Bret is recovering from his stroke still. Yes the conditions are harder than any other job possibly, but I don't think you understand the passion they have for the business that drives them to love their job. EVERY Fanatic series/TV documentary or flashback at WM or w/e/DVD/Interview I've NEVER heard a wrestler say he hates his job. They always acknowledge how happy they are. There are some that don't enjoy it, but 99%? Get the fuck outta here nowhere near that number.

    Seriously, set up a thread and I guarantee under any topic you really will not out debate me.

    WTF? is that not what you suggested in your previous post? If not please tell me what you meant, seemed you were hinting at that.
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  19. Cane

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    oh jesus fuck, you'd argue ANYTHING i said won't you? you're the type of idiot who'd say the sky is black if someone said it was blue.

    hart is as close to recovered form his stroke as he'll ever get. you could look at the guy BEFORE his stroke and he looked 15 years older than he really was, and he still hobbled around, barely able to properly move. WRESTLING..DOES THAT TO YOU. read that over again, and over..and over, until it sinks in your stupid fuckin head. god you're a stubborn, dim witted little shit. hell, look at his last days in wcw. the man looked aged.

    why the fuck are you here? you're arguing things we both know you have no grasp on.

    don't answer. we know, it's just childish pride.

    well no fuckin kidding eh? do you think they'd EVER let them say that on or in any sort of wwe publication? no fuckin way in hell and if they could, almost no one would. it'd be there ass on a plate.

    you're not getting it though yout thick skull, stupid. these guys do not like their job, but they put on a smile and trudge through it because they have to.

    lmao, you set it up, you seem to care about it alot more than i do, but hey, i embarrased brahman, you're a cake walk son.

    you're 15. it's just the testosterone in you going a mile a minute, adn you get out the angst by going on a rap board and being bull headed and suggesting your'e the expert on anything you slightly enjoy. first it was mma, now it's wrestling. dude, i went through it lol, why do you think i can read you like a book?

    see? shit like this, vague, aimless paragraphs to which i have no idea what you're trying to address.

    you've been told to give this charade up by more than just me. take the advice, i'm beyond you.
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  20. Macabre

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    I don't want in some argument here or anything, but I had to point something out to this.

    The last wrestler that complained about not liking himself when he was back in wrestling, Roddy Piper, got let go as soon as WWE saw the interview.

    A lot of wrestlers turn to drugs to deal not only with in-ring pain, but depression as well. Piper came straight out and said it, probably because he can afford to. I'm not sure because I don't keep up with his financial situation, but the point is, a lot of wrestlers need their jobs because they lack experience in other fields. Wrestlers probably will always love the business (Brock was an amateur wrestler, most likely he's never loved the business), but they'll only stick with their jobs because it does pay more than McDonalds.
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