SpeedyCalhoun Vs. Mc PedoPhil

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Mc PedoPhil, Feb 21, 2005.

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  1. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    We all know that mine was more violent and aggressive than his. Fuck it. Always the newbie loses. Fucking tools.
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  2. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    next time, do sum reasearch before you start battling
    I thought I only had 10 minutes.
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  3. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    I guess people here don't laugh. Fuck it. From now I will show who's the best! I won't make fucking jokes, I will bring tha fucking shit. Battle me and die. Come'on, someone challange me. I'll tear you up.
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  4. ThaBest

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    well, if you didnt know whut Chi-Town was, or where it was, you coulda just ASKED sumbody...but not on here.....deez dudes make fun of too much stuff
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  5. Mc PedoPhil

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    "Warning: Chocking Hazard" is inked into both of my melon sized balls
    After yo ass chockes on them, I-getta-gun 'n I blasta yo brain on tha walls
    Your Chinese girl can see you dying, but only after washing all of my clothes
    We all know that your sorry-ass only getting sushi and not any fine hoes
    Tell your Chiki-dicky rand-dang that she can only fuck me after cleaning all the dishes
    'Cause you know I also like poo poo platter, but only if that won't give me any itches
    I will lay your soy sauce squirtin' bitch, like I lay my oriental rug on tha floor
    After my teriyaki chicken got into tha cave, I will shoot your yellow fever whore
    Anyways, after all these shit, I will wash my bloody hands off, so the cops won't get me
    Then I will get undergroud and I will bust ma rhymes as PedoPhil the fresh emcee
    And I will definietly win this battle, because your ass is already dead
    And your rapper soul will regret asking me to make this kickass thread

    The bolded parts WERE funny. Shit, I know, 'cause I asked many people today. You are all dick riders.
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  6. ThaBest

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    but did you let dem read mine?...okay den
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  7. Mc PedoPhil

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  8. ThaBest

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    you said dat you let other people read yo rhymes...did you let them read MY rhymes?....
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  9. Mc PedoPhil

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    Yes, read them AFTER I posted it. They said it's funny when I showed them today.
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  10. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    Oh, Yes, I let them read yours. They said it's good, but it's not funny.
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  11. Mc PedoPhil

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    I always show my oppontent's bust first then I showed them mine. 4/5 times they laugh at mine, meaning mine was good. Now, I don't see NOBODY here saying my shit was funny. Why? Is it so hard to tell me or wut?
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  12. ThaBest

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    ion know...i dont wanna talk down or nuthin, but yo punchlines arent that funny to me.....im sorry, and IM A PUNCHLINE RAPPER!!!...i just dont feel yo punchlines....no diss, just work on'em ahight?
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  13. Mc PedoPhil

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    Alright. Well, I'm not a punchline rapper. Maybe you should listen to...hmm....to my influences, Bloodhound Gang and Wolfpac.

    Here, let me show ya their stlye:

    Wolfpac:
    Like Jake the Snake Robbers I'll be dropping D.D.T's
    I'm eating Mentos and your eating Sprees
    Like a Mexican piñata , you'll be hanging from the trees
    I'll put more holes in you then a slice of Swiss cheese

    Bloodhound Gang:
    Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
    Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
    And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe
    Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
    'Cause I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness Monster
    Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door could you be a sponsor?
    Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
    If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk

    Now yo know where I'm coming from?
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  14. Mc PedoPhil

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    Oh, and I also listen to underground shit, such as Xepho, Tha Black Bomb, Schnipter and HellBreaker. They are the wicckcked shit.
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  15. Bandit Bush Z

    Bandit Bush Z New Member

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    Weak. Both of ya.
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  16. ThaBest

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    SHUTUP BANDIT BUSH!!! I think that we already established you suck nuts.....youa re the weakest link...GOOD-BYE!!!

    Anyway, ay Pedophil...dose "rappers" verses that you gave me arent all that good,...try listening to underground Ludacris, DSR, Mike Jones, Slim Thug, and Swisha House...oh yeah, and listen to a lil underground Eminem.....it helped me...


    4W 0L...so get at me
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  17. C-Y-P-H-E-R

    C-Y-P-H-E-R Role Out!!!........

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    this guy pedocrap sucks....and other kid sucks too vote=the people that didnt vote for either one
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  18. Mc PedoPhil

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    TheSaiyan = 95% chance that he's an Asian. His ass got offended. What a tool.
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  19. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Man, This Battle Is Won. Oh, And Dont Think You Hot Kon, We Battled Four Times. You Won Twice, I Won Once, Then It Was A Tie. But You'll Still Get Ate.

    Pedophil.......you Cant Beat Me-thabest-or Kontroversy. So Let It Go.

    Thabest, Wats The Point Of Arguing Wit Him?
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  20. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Second Of All...im Black Dumass.
    Bandit Bush, I'll Rip You To Shreads.
    Same Goes To The Sayain

    Thabest Is Cool Wit Me As Far As Im Concerned, He Da Only One Dat I'll Battle, And I'll Get A Rush Out Of It. And My Nigga Kontroversy.

    But You Need To Listen To Better People Pedophil, Illmatic Nas, Underground Eminem, Roc-a-fella Mixtapes. Then You'll See What We Talkin Bout (punchlines)
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