SpeedyCalhoun Vs. Mc PedoPhil

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Mc PedoPhil, Feb 21, 2005.

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  1. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    So let's get battling!

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    + First three votes win

    You can go first.
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  2. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Ok, I Got You.
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  3. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    YO, I ONE OF THOSE NIGGAZ THAT YOU FIGURE HARD/
    CUZ YO MOM STAY CHEWIN ON NUTZ, WE AINT TALKIN BOUT SNICKER BARS/
    AND WHEN IM DONE WIT PEDOPHIL, HE GONNA FIND DA LORD/
    WHEN I RIP HIS NECK OUT, THEN BEAT HIM WIT HIS OWN SPINAL CORD/
    IM TIED UP WIT HIS MOM AND HIS GIRL, SO HE NEED A LOVER/
    WHEN I PUT MY NUTS IN YO MOUTH, AND MAKE YOU SHIT PEANUT BUTTER/
    YOU A LAME ASS, NO TALENT, YOU FIEND TO PILL POP/
    WHILE I RIDE IN WHIPS THAts MORE GOLDEN THAN JILL SCOTT/
    YOU DON'T WANT IT WIT CALHOUN, I TYPE UP ON DA COMPUTER FAST/
    SPEEDY CAL. VS PEDOPHILE, I'LL LET THE FANS DO THE MATH/

    YO TURN.
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  4. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Put Yo Bets Up Niggaz

    Vote For Da Apparent Winna!
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  5. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    Wow. That shit made me laugh.

    IM TIED UP WIT HIS MOM AND HIS GIRL, SO HE NEED A LOVER
    WHEN I PUT MY NUTS IN YO MOUTH, AND MAKE YOU SHIT PEANUT BUTTER


    Holy fuck. Haha.
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  6. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    I'm busting mine in about ten minutes. I have to go eat something right quick.
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  7. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Hey, Wat Can I Say, Blame Chi-town, Chi Raised Me Hungry For Battle
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  8. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Ok, I'LL WAIT.
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  9. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    Ok. I came back. Now I just have to write my shit.
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  10. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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  11. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    So you live in China Town eh? Alright...
    Okay..Ha ha ha, alright.

    "Warning: Chocking Hazard" is inked into both of my melon sized balls
    After yo ass chockes on them, I-getta-gun 'n I blasta yo brain on tha walls
    Your Chinese girl can see you dying, but only after washing all of my clothes
    We all know that your sorry-ass only getting sushi and not any fine hoes
    Tell your Chiki-dicky rand-dang that she can only fuck me after cleaning all the dishes
    'Cause you know I also like poo poo platter, but only if that won't give me any itches
    I will lay your soy sauce squirtin' bitch, like I lay my oriental rug on tha floor
    After my teriyaki chicken got into tha cave, I will shoot your yellow fever whore
    Anyways, after all these shit, I will wash my bloody hands off, so the cops won't get me
    Then I will get undergroud and I will bust ma rhymes as PedoPhil the fresh emcee
    And I will definietly win this battle, because your ass is already dead
    And your rapper soul will regret asking me to make this kickass thread

    (I'm not being racist)
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  12. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    Uppin' for votes, people.
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  13. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    chi-town means chicago......dumass.
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  14. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    put dem votes up people.
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  15. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    chi-town means chicago......dumass.
    I didn't know that. Oh well. You can still have an Asian chick, can't you? :)
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  16. kontroversy

    kontroversy New Member

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    this was a weak asss battle. but i gotta give this to that calhoun dude he came more hard and aggressive the pedophile. just know justin dont be think u raw in 5th period algebra youll still get ate
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  17. kontroversy

    kontroversy New Member

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    and just to let u know i aint no newbie my name was wreck on here and i lost my password so i just made a new one kid.
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  18. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    just know justin dont be think u raw in 5th period algebra youll still get ate
    Are you...shall I say...on crack?

    and just to let u know i aint no newbie my name was wreck on here and i lost my password so i just made a new one kid.
    I'm not a newbie here either, my friend. I was here before as GraveDiggah. Remember? Of course not you tool.
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  19. Mc PedoPhil

    Mc PedoPhil New Member

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    PS: No dick rydin.
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  20. ThaBest

    ThaBest New Member

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    yuh...imma have tuh go wit Calhoun on dis one, cause his rhymes were tighter, and Pedophil.....next time, do sum reasearch before you start battling...

    vote~~Speedy Calhoun
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