Speedy Calhoun -vs- Brains

Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Brains, Dec 2, 2006.

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  1. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    I could've just continued to slaughter you on the cypher (or pasted what we already have onto the battle board), but you wanna make it official, here you go.

    -At least 16 lines
    -No crew votes LMAO (sorry I thought of your crew as I typed that)
    -First to five

    Go ahead.
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  2. J-Kastro

    J-Kastro Rapper

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    Hey Speedy do me a favor and bring your A-Game, Brains got the idea that he's somehow DOPE.. but hes really not, he got 1 vote in our battle somehow, I just wanna see someone rip this guy to shreds and I know you got more then enough in the toolbox to do it..

    Rip em' Cal!
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  3. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    Mind your business. I told you I'm humble.
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  4. J-Kastro

    J-Kastro Rapper

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    Just gettin' under your skin Brains.. but honestly Cal is SICK and so are you, im interested in seeing this battle..

    Do your thing Brains.
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  5. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    You gonna check in Speedy? Go ahead and spit, but if I end up dropping first then just match my length I guess.
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  6. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Naw, I'ma post first. I'll be back tonight cause I'm kinda in class right now. But I'll post first.
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  7. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    I just wrote 20 so mines is done.
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  8. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Yeah, I think I wrote 36.
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  9. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    Thats over two full verses...noodys going to read the whole thing.
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  10. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Hol on.....I'ma edit a bit.....
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  11. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Let’s get personal

    Cats tend to shit themselves when they see my “Online Now” beacon flashing/
    But you more like a fan, you scream like “Speedy’s rappin!”/
    You read the screen with passion, get some shrieks and laughs in/
    Then you sign in and front like you really want beef: You acting/
    See, this is the type of talk that’ll be causing your banishment/
    You must have a problem…
    Considering you really thought you could handle this/
    I’ll rip out your vital organs, then beat the flesh off your abandoned ribs/
    So fuck off, and go to where you really belong; Stalkers Unanimous/
    When my hawk and my cannon spit, you’ll beg me to spare yo life/
    Scared with fright, I laugh cause I thought you where prepared to fight/
    Cause all you do is run around the boards, swear you nice…/
    Then you challenge my right to spit, when I never had to demand a mic/
    See I was runnin that chypha, even before you came through/
    But RBL caused me to leave it with Alk, and some other lame dudes/
    Later on, I got bored, and I wanted to see what it changed to/
    I find Veeyo, Alk, and this nigga Brains…who???/
    No1 knew yo name, and Kastro didn’t help/
    He embarrassed you easily cause he can smash hoes by himself/
    But I called you out cause I don’t like fags, so watch yo step/
    Cause now people only know you for making an asshole of yourself/

    For the sake of 20 bars:
    I only saw you battle once, and you lost…Brains, that isn’t quite a roll/
    But I’m the type that’ll cut yo chest open, and start pissing on your soul/
    You can’t fathom you being whack. You wonder why you’re distant from your goals/
    But you are a smart ass (cheeks where the head should be)…
    Cause that’s the only way we’ll find a sign of tissue in your skull/
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  12. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    Personal? LOL

    Getting slaughtered on the cypher just didn’t feed his appetite/
    So now I have to battle with this talentless hermaphrodite/
    You don’t have to write, really its not worth it b/
    If life is a bitch…shiiit…speedie is an eternity/
    The hell? What is this? My bad but I need to hurl/
    Turns out this kid posts under ads for the cheetah girls/ *
    From a teenie forum to rap, from gossip to guns/
    Give it up, they know its you sonny don’t bother to run /
    This child is straight gentle, how mean could the bitch be?/
    You don’t “bang it up,” young homie...your sixteen./
    But don’t worry little fella, it happens to everybody/
    Just dry up them tears, log out, and watch your tellitubbies/
    Cry-town thinks its New York, LOL, dojer it can’t be/
    cuz Chicahoe is pretty much museums, posers, and pansies/
    Its queers like speedie that make me wish the mods would ban me/
    When Kasblo said “Rip em Cal!” he was talkin about his panties/
    Rappin tough, this kids actin as if a gun in his palm/
    I fuck his mom on the same table she punish him on/
    I’m sorry I had to show em’ that you really aren’t hot son/
    but theres more proof that youre pussy than there is that Britneys got one/

    *Speedie hanging out with his little friends on some teen forum

    LOL its funny that you called me a stalker in the verse, but really all it took was quick google search.

    Personal.
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  13. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Ha, you're funny. You pulled out the Teenspot shit? That's funny considering how I was a teen, shit, I still am. But wat eva. Wish I could post all 32 bars.

    Uppin Folks.
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  14. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    Well, since you feel its time to start debunking eachothers verses, I've yet to lose to Kasblo (its tied) and Ive only lost one battle, it took place before you registered. You were thirteen. But, at least you bolded your font.

    And Teenspot man? Teenspot? I mean its fine if thats what youre into but, the way you talk just doesnt say "teenspot"...so I found it funny.

    Anymore post-verse commentary or can we shut the hell up...
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  15. SpeedyCalhoun

    SpeedyCalhoun Obviously...

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    Do whatever you feel, I'm out till they start voting.
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  16. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    ....right
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  17. IronMic

    IronMic New Member

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    hot battle fellas,speedy its good to see you back my nigga. upps
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  18. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    upping for the first vote...
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  19. Brains

    Brains The Phantom

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    Upping. I'll vote on anybody's battles that vote on this one.


    M-Dubs in this. Rep rep.
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  20. Aries`

    Aries` New Member

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    Im givin it to you Brains.
    Speedy did good, flow bit off but still good.
    "I’ll rip out your vital organs, then beat the flesh off your abandoned ribs"
    ive heard ill rip your organs out too many times, do somethin new

    Brains had me crackin up and flow was on point.
    Mad respect

    Vote- Brains
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