Discussion in 'Smack Down!' started by Nfamou§tylez, Apr 21, 2006.
cuz i tell you this much...
since the day REY won the title... i QUIT watching SMACKDOWN...
The Rock came back, Randy Orton got fired, and Paul Burchill is the most over pirate since Johnny Depp in Carribean.
Stone Cold won the United States title and New Jack stabbed Simon Dean last week
Theodore Long was replaced as General Manager by Daivari.
Rey Mysterio won in a handicapped match against Mark Henry and the Great Khali after an interference by the Boogey Man.
the Russian guy from the longest yard.. beat rey, undertaker, in a triple threat to become the new world champion.
that was at a house show buddy, rey's still champ... they were just testing it out. the great khali's title reign isn't recorded.
and verb, you're such a liar...
you're trying to tell me that isn't you in the blue mask?
are you fucking serious?? or you just fucking wit me???
you cant be serious.... foreal??
nope.. vince made a speach that said he gunna bring the attitude era back.. then he made rey join the kiss my ass club.. cuz he didnt beleive in his religion.
Sting beat tatanka for the tv title on saturday night
best shit ive seen
stop lying man.... rey mysterio is still champ and he didn't kiss anybody's ass...
vince wiped his ass with two slabs of bread and gave them to mark henry.
mark henry raped stacy keibler on tv for leaving the wwe
[funny] [dummy] [funny]
yeah but stacy was a cool factor in the debuting 3 Count. Good to see Gregory Helms's nose looking better. Shannon Moore's match was pretty good...
Can't believe they hired Evan Karagias.
David Arquette made his return, and he brought in his transvestite brother Alexis...Alexis and Orland Jordan will be lovers..
Tank Abbott coming back was a surprise too. I really didn't need to see him and Shannon Moore making out though.
Vince Russo vacated all titles
Sting cried when he lost the tv title the following week
Mysterio Jr came out and said it's ok. at least you didnt OD like Eddie
Sting then put him in the scorpion deathlock.. well, first it was the death drop
Sting took off the face paint and said im STEVE STING BORDEN
AND THIS IS HOW I ROLL
he said: if u dont like it, u can suck it.
and he joined dx
Smackdown is better than Raw right now
and The Miz is the New MTV World Champion
Yea, i did NOT see that coming. Fucking hilarious when David interrupted JBL and claimed HE is the true American hero and wrestling GOD.
you all see tazz and cole get choke slammed to hell for mentioning see no evil?... the boring part was the spanish anouncing team took over smackdown.
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