So since "age is just a number" what's the "youngest" you would go??

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  1. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    If I were looking, I dunno, depends on the maturity of the individual, not the age. 28 maybe?

    Any younger, and they fall into a category known around here as 'young, dumb, and full of cum'.

    Ideally...32-35 ish, somewhere around there.

    @GaLaTeA , I think I'd come up to your waist :funny:
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  2. Smouble ML

    Smouble ML 90% In NFL Playoff Predictions

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    Yea but ur older
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    atleast shes not wasting her time dating a child who hasnt even finished developing and is still in junior high laughing at fart jokes and still playing with Polly Pocket figures

    ;)
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  4. Smouble ML

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    Hardy har har.

    Shes mature actually.
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol

    theres no way youre seriously dating a 13 yr old.... thats fucked up shit lol
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  6. Smouble ML

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    Well serious, no.

    But we chill alot n are "talking" I guess
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  7. MissBreezy

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    No way in hell a 13-14 year old is mature, let alone mature enough for a relationship or sex.

    smoooth, I dare say you're lacking in the maturity as well...or just plain sick.

    If she was my daughter, you'd be secretly buried somewhere.
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  8. Smouble ML

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    I already said weve never had sex and I dont plan to until her bday n Sept, cuz I agree, shes not ready yet.

    N her mom is koo with us so stop all this "if I was her mom" talk.
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  9. MissBreezy

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    Then her mom has issues.

    Damn, what is wrong with people these days?
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  10. Smouble ML

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    So its better if a younger dude fucks her n gers her pregnant n leaves??

    When im a good guy, a gentleman, have a job and am willing to wait?
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    the richardson family murders

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_family_murders

    "According to friends of the daughter, the girl's parents had punished her for dating Steinke,[9] due to the age disparity.[10] Her friends had also criticized their relationship.[10] Shortly after her arrest, Steinke asked her to marry him, and she agreed.[11] According to friends of Steinke, he told them he was a 300-year-old werewolf.[12] He allegedly told his friends that he liked the taste of blood, and wore a small vial of blood around his neck.[13] He also had a user account at the VampireFreaks.com web site.[14] The girl had a page at the same site, leading to speculation they met there.[15] However, an acquaintance of Steinke later said the couple actually met at a punk rock show in early 2006.[16] The couple were also found to be communicating at Nexopia, a popular web site for young Canadians.[17] Various messages they sent to each other were available to the public, before the accounts were removed by Nexopia staff.[17] The daughter's user page, under the name "runawaydevil", falsely said she was 15 and ended with the text "Welcome to my tragic end".[18] Just hours prior to committing the murders, Steinke and some friends reportedly watched the film Natural Born Killers, a 1994 film about a young couple who commit a violent spree of killings. Steinke asserted to his friends that he and his girlfriend should go about their plans in a similar manner, but without sparing his girlfriend's young brother.[19] Steinke said to an undercover officer: 'You ever watch the movie Natural Born Killers?... I think that's the best love story of all time...'.[20]"
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    lol till shes 14? oh how thoughtful of you lol ahahaha

    nasty dude.... so gross
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  13. MissBreezy

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    Shit is fucked up. Freal.

    And I was worried about P. Chase.
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well this dude, im sure is trolling. No 23yr old who is normal in the head would date a child
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  15. MissBreezy

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    Still, going on the slight possibility there is truth in it, it turns my stomach.
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  16. HYPNOTIK

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    Girls these days grow up and mature way to quick, i dunno how it is in Canada where you live though. Thanks to social media and Facebook and the internet and other teenagers, they're exposed to everything like drugs, liquor, and sex etc. No matter how many parents try to keep their kids from all of this, they'll still be exposed. Not to long ago my sisters boyfriends daughter bragged about liking a porno on Facebook on her public wall and she's only 12 years old but acts like she's 18 years old.. my sister tries to put her in her place because she acts like the most innocent girl and puts a front on in front of her dad and shot. But that again, her mother is a skitzo lesbian who prolly lets her drink, so yea. That's all.. hi smooth;)
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  17. Smouble ML

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    Cased Closed^^^^^^^

    p.s. hi hyp
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    well i went the opposite direction and am dating a 103yr old, my fav part is applying some witching salve to her diaper rash
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  20. MissBreezy

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    What's the worst part about having sex with the elderly?

    Depends.
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