so Ja pulls his hair, Tac wanks his penis, i grind my teeth, and Nu waxes asses

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  1. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    what is your habitual habit?


    i swear i've grind my teeth to a pulp. thank God for full health care benefits in America. lucky.
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  2. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    ive got the best one, tbh.
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  3. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    When I'm not pulling, I'm wanking.

    My ass could use a good waxing, Nu.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    nu's an ass waxer?

    wheres that come from?

    the only habitual habit i can think of is smokin weed. Or working too hard.
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  5. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    I bite the inside of my cheek.
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  6. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I bite my nails and get into arguments with people online.
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  7. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I jerk off.

    A lot.
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  8. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    NOT AS MUCH AS ME
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    so that's what you came up with in that song?

    man, i was looking forward to some imperious emperor type shit, what an anti-climax.

    having said that though, any climax is a good climax, why would i wax? i barely have any hair.

    :numaan:
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  10. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    Not as much as me.

    I'm not trying to be funny, I'm serious. Nobody here is as depraved/perverted as I.
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  11. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    This thread had nothing to do with the song I'm making.
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  12. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I genuinely doubt you have me beat.
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  13. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    Keeper faps so much nothing cums out.
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    guys have you ever wanked in the dentists chair?
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  15. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    A blow-job during dentist visits would make more people go.

    If I lived in Nevada I'd look into something like that. I see big $$$ in that idea.
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  16. Mikaella Ocean

    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    root canal and a bj.... would be totally worth it. I wouldnt wanna pay though, the taxpayers should cover my bj's
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  18. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    insurance would cover it
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  19. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    yeh i figured that out after i'd posted.

    saw your latest upload to your youtube account, flow is fucking incredible.

    your mother so fat she play pool with planets, hahahah, eat so much tacos she poops in spanish.

    :numaan:
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  20. Superman70

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    i bite my nails
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