We decided to meet up again last sunday. Well, it was supposed to be in the afternoon, and I was already up. So I decided to visit this nearby church. Sermon was kind of boring, to be honest. And I was parched as a mother lover from drinking last night and being hungover. Well, they promptly kicked me out. Something about the holy water not supposed to be quaffed by people. Whatever. So I meet this guy for lunch and while I'm downing a number six from Taco Bell, this guy aint even eating anything. You would think he's a cheap bastard, but he paid for my meal, so it aint like I'm complaining. Though he had an awful amount of creep factor going on... a big wide hat, a leather duster, big ass black shades. Creepy, but in a sexy sort of way. This was about the point where he reveals he has a fetish for.. um.. water sports. Which, is cool I mean... it's not MY thing. But like Dan Savage says, you gotta be GGG. So I took him back to my place and... long story short, anyone know how to remove vampire goop from a bathtub? I swear he just melted and nothing I've worked is getting the stains off.