So I've been seeing this guy off of craigslist...

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  1. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    We decided to meet up again last sunday. Well, it was supposed to be in the afternoon, and I was already up. So I decided to visit this nearby church. Sermon was kind of boring, to be honest. And I was parched as a mother lover from drinking last night and being hungover. Well, they promptly kicked me out. Something about the holy water not supposed to be quaffed by people. Whatever.

    So I meet this guy for lunch and while I'm downing a number six from Taco Bell, this guy aint even eating anything. You would think he's a cheap bastard, but he paid for my meal, so it aint like I'm complaining. Though he had an awful amount of creep factor going on... a big wide hat, a leather duster, big ass black shades. Creepy, but in a sexy sort of way.

    This was about the point where he reveals he has a fetish for.. um.. water sports. Which, is cool I mean... it's not MY thing. But like Dan Savage says, you gotta be GGG. So I took him back to my place and... long story short, anyone know how to remove vampire goop from a bathtub? I swear he just melted and nothing I've worked is getting the stains off.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Scrubbing bubbles worked for the Werewolf goop in my bathtub
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  3. Put it in my Mouth

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    TLDR. Wait, are ppl still hooking up on craigslist, didn't they shut that down
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  4. Caesar

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    This isn't Knowledge.

    But i'm increasingly certain that this isn't a female.
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  5. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    What did I say, trick? WHAT DID I SAY?!

    Your unhealthy obsession with me is a dangerous game you're playing. I know you love me because I'm better than you, but you can't have me... because I'm better than you.
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  6. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Sexually frustrated faggot playing a female.
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  7. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Honey, I can be anything you want me to be. ;)
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  8. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    I've been saying it isn't Knowledge.
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  9. Put it in my Mouth

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    who/what is knowledge, please no troll answers alice
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  10. Twamp

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    pathetic.
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  11. Put it in my Mouth

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    I like twamp better, please no name change
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  12. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    From what I can gather, Knowledge is a person who used to post here that has issues of some sort. When I came here, I was of the Chaotic Neutral alignment (currently, I have shifted to Neutral Evil.) And that chaos seemed to make Nu'maD into believing I was an alias.

    Of course, I care not to confirm nor deny this because reasons. Mostly funny ones.
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  13. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    For the record, this post was comedy gold. Y'all are a bunch of peasents that don't appreciate genuine art.

    Except Busta, he got the joke. He's cool.
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  14. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    More like Chaotic Boring.
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  15. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Its knowledge or at the very least some one pretending to be knowledge.
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  16. Sir Bustalot

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    I dont even remember what knowledge was like, i havent seen that name in a long time.
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  17. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    He was kind of a spaz. When he wasn't out of his gourd, I enjoyed chatting with him.
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  18. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    still refuse to believe this is Knowledge. at least knowledge's threads were interesting in that they made no sense. this shit was just boring as fuhhh
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  19. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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    I think the whole "it's knowledge" thing is just a running joke at this point as AH's threads don't resemble Kno's at all.
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  20. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i dont remember knowledge going after muslims.... i know i dont even remember what knowledge was like, but id think that would have stuck
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