So I read the Epic of Gilgamesh last night

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  1. TheBigPayback

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    The event foolio.

    noah was 10th generation from ADAM.

    there were no sumarians running around at that time.
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  2. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    That's not a point, that's a statement of facts.

    That's... almost a point. Almost.

    But it looks more like you're trying to sound like a smart and worthwhile person.

    But you're not. You're just a sad and lonely, intellectually deficient white boy. Make a thesis, I dare you.
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  3. Ass Napkin Ed

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    the only proof of that is 'Hebrew Scriptures'
    which were written thousands of years after the Sumerian Tablets
    Adam, Noah and the rest of the mythological characters were more than likely based off characters from these clay tablets

    Sumerian Tablets is where the bible even stole the name of its Gods (EL and Elohim)
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  4. Ass Napkin Ed

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    more attacks alice? really?
    what we see is a defense for your lack of knowledge
    and then the 'white boy' statement as an attack?

    your really showing your mental limitations here my friend
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  5. AliceHouse

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    That isn't proof.

    That doesn't actually prove anything.

    I know it's hard for you to understand, being so pale and white, but that sort of logic is utterly terrible. As was previously stated, there are plenty of flood myths. As it just so happens... floods are common place.

    If these two stories were related, we would more than likely see similarities in the parts that matter. But the heroes are different, the endings are different, the reasons are different, the GODs are different, and one story involves an actual ark, the other involves a cube.

    Occam's Razor. Floods happen, broski.

    Unless you can develop at the very least... a hypothesis to falsify your claims?

    Because "Shit happened here, and shit happened there, and since I'm white, they both look exactly the same to me despite being different." is not sufficient.
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  6. Ass Napkin Ed

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    your an admitted biracial person correct?
    I dont think understanding the Epic of Gilgamesh is your problem here
    I think like most, products of mixed children, you have some serious racial self hate
    what does you thinking i am white? have to do with this argument?
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  8. AliceHouse

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    My point is you have no point.

    To say one is derived from another is facetious. Chimps and Humans are closely similiar. But one did not derive from the other. They do, however, share a common ancestor.

    Which is as valid of a theory regarding these two myths (that they derive from the same source) as to say one came from the other.
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  9. Ass Napkin Ed

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    lol - try to keep up

    no we actually can say - 1 came from the other
    Sumerian Tablets are thousands of years before Hebrews wrote anything.

    Humans and Chimps still exist - the Common Ancestor doesn't
    Genesis and the Bible still exist - Sumerian Tablets (that predate the bible) exist also

    nice try Alice
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  10. AliceHouse

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    You legitimately do not see any flaw in your logic, do you?
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  11. Ass Napkin Ed

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    i am sure you will explain to the white and pale people
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  12. AliceHouse

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    Post hoc ergo propter hoc, broski.
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  13. frankwhite 1

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    alice is dumb as fuck

    i think she is legitimately unaware that her own statements support the position she's trying to argue against. stupidity derived irony

    alice i got some black pudding for your fat ass, you fat bitch
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  14. Ass Napkin Ed

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    yeah, Alice used to be the major topic of humor here
    but its starting to not be funny anymore
    she is seriously mentally challenged/disturbed
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  15. Alias3000

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    No different than the Book of Mormon. Heathenistic trash.
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  17. Ass Napkin Ed

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    very different than the Book of Mormon
    actually, the Book of Mormon is closer to the Bible
    with the whole 'God's Chosen' people lies
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  19. AliceHouse

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    I noticed I won.
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  20. Ass Napkin Ed

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    After reading this below - you clearly lost my friend
    i will have more schooling for you in the future - no worries

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