So i had a flower

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    I bought it from the grocery store. It bloomed and was real pretty and yellow. A few days later the flowers fell off.

    then the flower died? WTF!?!! @ FLOWER


    dont them shits live? damn man. I didnt want a flower that died after it bloomed. If theres is no flower then it is a plant. So wtf.
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  2. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    I can't grow stuff I suck.
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  3. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    i have the blueprint to grow shrooms and i really want to but procrastination is gettin' the best of me.


    grow some weed, Busta. they'll REALLY bloom. :D
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  4. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Seeing as I was a florist for 20 years, let me see if I can help you out with that..

    Was the flower potted? That is, was it a plant? Or a 'fresh cut' flower that had to be put in water?


    No flower lives forever. Some last 3 days, others months, but they all die eventually, lol.

    Potted plants often rebloom, if cared for properly, and some bloom for years continually under the same care.

    Do you know what kind of flower it was?
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  5. Joro DiGiorno

    Joro DiGiorno Active Member

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    @MissBreezy doesn't know what she's talking about. That's why she's asking so many questions.

    Busta... next time just crush some painkillers into the water of the container the flower is in. The flower feels no pain and refuses to die.
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    it was potted. From safeway, potted in a lil pot wrapped in that plastic colored paper you see them sell in. I expected the flowers to die, but i also expected it to be a plant while there was no flowers, but the things dieing so i didnt even get a plant out of the deal... wack
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    *plans to do this
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i wish i could, i dont have a place to do so. Soon as i do though, im growing. Nothing worse than picking up
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  9. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    The foliage of the plant SHOULD continue to live. mayhaps it was due to an over/underwatering?
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  10. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    You laugh, but Aspirin is actually used as a substitute for the 'flower food' that comes with your flowers.
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    seriously? i can use crushed asprin as flower food?

    badass mang.

    its friday........well, saturday......my flowers are gonna get high tonight
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  13. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Yeppers.

    Sugar based. Can also use molasses, honey...
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