so i got a pedicure 2 saturdays ago

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    no, not really.

    well if you enjoyed it, whatever floats your boat my nigga.

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  2. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    Evidence... Not enough evidence, Zyclon.

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  3. DaAlmightyDolla

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    I didnt question z gas cuz its z gas... he has that I dont give a fuck, this is funny type attitude. .....

    I know military guys who get their nails done(no polish though). I think I draw the line at waxing your eyebrows. Id never do that
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  4. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    pretty much.

    is the polish the gay part, or the pedicure itself? because if you think pedicures are gay, then that makes cutting your toenails gay and getting a foot massage gay. better start growin those nails and enjoying the ankle and knee mobility issues!
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    getting a foot massage?

    you richers!! You prolly have white underwear too!

    ive never had a massage let alone a foot massage


    both sound pretty awesome though
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

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    When I took a date to a Russian bathhouse, the couples massage was the best part. Im kinda shock I never went back. I understand y women spend so much time going to spas. Actually now im probably going to check out groupon deals
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  7. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    no, take care of yourself, if you want a pedicure, get a pedicure.

    but don't nail polish your toe nails and post them online to prove how brave you are.

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  8. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    funny* not brave
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i have no doubts that it was hilarious at the time, but when you said this in your defense.
    you pushed my buttons nigg, so fake men don't nail polish their toe nails.

    anyway, for what it was, good job.

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  10. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    real men are comfortable in any situation, though. it may not be something you want to do, but if you woke up after drinking yourself stupid and saw your nails painted, would you go all hyper-masculine and be angry and try to fight people, or laugh it off and be fine with it? if the former, you're insecure. the latter, you're better off.
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  11. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i dont understand why its an issue.

    We all know youre not gay, even if you were who cares wouldnt change a thing for me.

    but my feet are way sexier than yours. But theyre vampires and dont have a reflection or turn out in photos
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  12. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    it's not an issue, but people make it so. that's the whole joke. to see who it makes uncomfortable.
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  13. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i'd cut off my feet.

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  14. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    nothing is ever an issue for you though.

    so, i don't get it.

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  15. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    so you're saying you'd be defeeted?
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  16. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Zyclon, blue really is your color and your feet look absolutely adorable.

    @Nu'maaN, you're a fudge-paki, remember? I'd stop if I were you considering Pakistan is one of the most gayest countries in the world.

    Dex only says you have "neanderthal DNA" because due to his lack of understanding actual genetics, he's taken his unmet emotional need to feel welcomed and accepted by others and transformed it into religious fervor.

    This thread started out awesome, but all the shitheads shitted it up. Sorry Zyclon.
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  17. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i don't mind. i had the prettiest toenails for a few hours.
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    its mostly true and its lovely to live this way
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  19. Alucard Inoue

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    Damn dude, that salon did a great job. And the nail polish makes me think of a brand new paint job on car. Real clean work they did.
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  20. DaAlmightyDolla

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    I forgot to ask if the nail tech was Korean?
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