so i fucked a prostitute last night and now my dicks on fire!!!!

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  1. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    Man Wtf is happening here??

    Me and the boys got a lil to drunk and decided to cruise to Washington park projects where my dude knew where all the hookers were.

    Bitch only charged me 20 dollars for head and to fuck.

    I normally only get head, but I was drunk and wasn't thinking, at all.

    So, since this morning my dick has felt like a burning torch.

    What's wrong with it????

    Help!!!!
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  2. nomford

    nomford New Member

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    where is this from?
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  3. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    well if she was named zelda you could be ok.

    on the other hand, you could have cat aids.
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  4. Carpe Noctem

    Carpe Noctem Neos Helios

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    Minger troll is troll.
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  5. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    Huh???

    Dude my shit is hurting Wtf dex?????
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  6. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    u hit it raw?
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  7. HYPNOTIK

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  8. Styles Bp

    Styles Bp Doug Unfunny

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    Your dick wears waterwings


    :funny:
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  9. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    Either soak your shit in cold water, torture yourself with google searches such as "could I have contracted aids?" while attempting to live in denial, or hit the clinic.
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  10. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    Holy fuck I just googled some shit.

    It say I got the clap.

    Fuuuuuck
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  11. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    I don't think anyone believes your story.
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  12. NaSh

    NaSh o_

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    Dick rot


    Delivered by a Carrier Pigeon called Geoff
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  13. crackalacka2

    crackalacka2 Awful Poster, Ok Tagmaker

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    The only reasonable solution is to fuck another sperm dumpster w/ your inflamed phallus, contract an even worse STD, and pass it on to the bitch that burnt you.

    Duh.
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  14. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    If only I could snap a pic of my penis.
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  15. Dawgtanion

    Dawgtanion I miss Ruby Gloom.

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    she's probably built up a pretty strong immunity to all clap varieties.
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  16. DemiGod

    DemiGod Peef Rimgar

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  17. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    I had to stop reading after the title and this.......
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  19. Mikaella Ocean

    Mikaella Ocean Well-Known Member

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    Mom must be so proud of you.
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  20. HYPNOTIK

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    I just told her

    She's fucking disgusted at me.
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