So I feel very bad, killed a spider.. (Pictures and question inside)

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  1. Saru Beats

    Saru Beats R.I.P. Point Game

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    The mental image of that just made me LOL
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  2. L e S

    L e S New Member

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    lol..camel spiders arent that bad. They bite hard, but technically, they arent even spiders. They're wind scorpions.


    for true 'fuck-that-shit' factor we must bring up the brazillian wandering spider.

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    most venemous arachnid in the world...bar none
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  3. Saru Beats

    Saru Beats R.I.P. Point Game

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    Two funny things about these guys...

    1 ) They have a distinctive defensive display in which the body is lifted up into an erect position, the first two pairs of legs are lifted high (revealing the conspicuous black-striped pattern on their underside), while the entire animal sways from side to side.

    That's would be crazy to see and I would be freaked the fuck out if that shit was on it's back legs swaying around in front of me.

    2 ) Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism – uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.[5]

    WTF! ahahahah

    Not only are they deadly and aggressive and highly venomous, but they can give you long lasting painful erections!? FUCK THAT!
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  4. Maurkadi

    Maurkadi Well-Known Member

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    thats why niggas need to quit taking vacations to brazil or most places overseas

    crazy ass wildlife
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  5. kobe cryant

    kobe cryant straight cash, homey

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    you are a fucking pussy
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  6. Emo The Damaja

    Emo The Damaja I survived Rapture 2011 b

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    Damn those bastards. I was gonna extract the venom and put ****** out of business.
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  7. Clockwork

    Clockwork c l o c k w o r k

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  8. Kabz TSS

    Kabz TSS Blood and Thunder

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    spiders dont bother me, long as they aint in my crib

    roaches on the other hand get the beatdown no matter where I see one

    I be having ninja stars on deck for them bastards
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  9. *Deuce Wilde*

    *Deuce Wilde* aka stfu dave

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    fuck

    changed my mind about moving to cali
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  10. HYPNOTIK

    HYPNOTIK Fully Loaded

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    u killed that?

    u realize that spider woulda kept 75% of the bugs out of ur house
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  11. Pace Beats

    Pace Beats Doesn't Feed The Trolls

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    nah all spiders must die
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  12. HYPNOTIK

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    nah man.

    Spiders>>>>>flies buzzin in ur ear when u wake up.

    lol...

    yep.
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  13. As Seen On Tv

    As Seen On Tv New Member

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    hypno lives out in the wilderness[funny]
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  14. HYPNOTIK

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    hahahahaha

    Whats good my man
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  15. Delinquent

    Delinquent lol

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    id scorch the fuck out of that shit with a flame thrower
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    titoclean Nooni

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    <rocket launcher
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  17. SALVDOR

    SALVDOR Delyreeuz Owns Me

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    lies.. its black so you'd sleep wit it first
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  18. fuck all yall why the fuck did i open this fucking thread you fucking fuck
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    UneekTestimony New Member

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    Why every time I see this kid post it's psuedo racist? Just let it out man. Let it out.
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  20. Vikto Beats

    Vikto Beats aka Viktomajarmo

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    Dope thing about black widows is they dont wander around much and really wont attack you unless you fuck with em. Once they build their web they NEVER leave it. So it usually aint that threatening. But every once in a while if I'm cleanin shit up in the backyard one will pop out from under somethin, I've even had a couple crawl up my arm and they move fast too. You just gotta be calm and flick the fuckers off.

    I've told this story in almost every spider thread on rm lol. I've had a HUUGE widow post up on my window right where there was a crack in the screen, and lay eggs. I had a shitload of baby black widows in my room flyin around on their lil webs. I bought one of those lil nuke cans and destroyed em all and had an epic battle outside with the mom and a huge raid can.
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