Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Saru Beats, Jul 23, 2009.
The mental image of that just made me LOL
lol..camel spiders arent that bad. They bite hard, but technically, they arent even spiders. They're wind scorpions.
for true 'fuck-that-shit' factor we must bring up the brazillian wandering spider.
most venemous arachnid in the world...bar none
Two funny things about these guys...
1 ) They have a distinctive defensive display in which the body is lifted up into an erect position, the first two pairs of legs are lifted high (revealing the conspicuous black-striped pattern on their underside), while the entire animal sways from side to side.
That's would be crazy to see and I would be freaked the fuck out if that shit was on it's back legs swaying around in front of me.
2 ) Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism – uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.
Not only are they deadly and aggressive and highly venomous, but they can give you long lasting painful erections!? FUCK THAT!
thats why niggas need to quit taking vacations to brazil or most places overseas
crazy ass wildlife
you are a fucking pussy
Damn those bastards. I was gonna extract the venom and put ****** out of business.
spiders dont bother me, long as they aint in my crib
roaches on the other hand get the beatdown no matter where I see one
I be having ninja stars on deck for them bastards
changed my mind about moving to cali
u killed that?
u realize that spider woulda kept 75% of the bugs out of ur house
nah all spiders must die
Spiders>>>>>flies buzzin in ur ear when u wake up.
hypno lives out in the wilderness[funny]
Whats good my man
id scorch the fuck out of that shit with a flame thrower
lies.. its black so you'd sleep wit it first
fuck all yall why the fuck did i open this fucking thread you fucking fuck
Why every time I see this kid post it's psuedo racist? Just let it out man. Let it out.
Dope thing about black widows is they dont wander around much and really wont attack you unless you fuck with em. Once they build their web they NEVER leave it. So it usually aint that threatening. But every once in a while if I'm cleanin shit up in the backyard one will pop out from under somethin, I've even had a couple crawl up my arm and they move fast too. You just gotta be calm and flick the fuckers off.
I've told this story in almost every spider thread on rm lol. I've had a HUUGE widow post up on my window right where there was a crack in the screen, and lay eggs. I had a shitload of baby black widows in my room flyin around on their lil webs. I bought one of those lil nuke cans and destroyed em all and had an epic battle outside with the mom and a huge raid can.
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