Discussion in 'The Alley' started by P. Chase, Jan 24, 2014.
I went to the doc today and it's just a rash
I will always wear a condom from now on
Until some ebony one-minute stand insists that you raw dog it.
i read your pre edit version
will be our little secret
Did they jam a q-tip thing down the end of your wang and jiggle it around for a sample?
i heard thats pretty unpleasant, but only happens on certain std tests
We need a copy of the paperwork
also send us a shirtless pic of yourself with two red circles drawn around your nips to delcare your loyalty to the clan of RM
I was gonna say fuck condoms but reading that and imagining it makes me wanna stock up.
Nah I only fucked her raw cuz she was pregnant so I was thinking I couldn't get her pregnant
Wasn't thinking about the possibbility of a STD
i'm pretty sure i could NEVER make myself have sex with a woman who's more than 2 or 3 months prego. yuck
Even if she was your wife/pregnant with your kid?
yeah, i still doubt i'd stick it in.
She was 9 months pregnant yo
Gave birth to her son like 2 months after
So you're gonna go 7 months without? Just bend her over, that'll look the same.
Bro, that shit musta came out the oven burnt as fuck. 11 month pregnancy?
if anything, anal.
dude, and i described it nicely. The real procedure is much more horrific sounding. The shit opens up inside like an umbrella and then they scrape out a sample. Like a roto rooter in your peehole.
Go fuck yourself.
pregnant woman are the best... nothing wetter
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