So I DON'T Have an STD

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  1. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    I went to the doc today and it's just a rash

    Thank God

    I will always wear a condom from now on
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  2. King Dex

    King Dex Neos Helios

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    Until some ebony one-minute stand insists that you raw dog it.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  4. DannyC

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    edit.
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i read your pre edit version

    will be our little secret
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  6. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Did they jam a q-tip thing down the end of your wang and jiggle it around for a sample?

    i heard thats pretty unpleasant, but only happens on certain std tests
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  8. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    We need a copy of the paperwork
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  9. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    also send us a shirtless pic of yourself with two red circles drawn around your nips to delcare your loyalty to the clan of RM
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  10. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    I was gonna say fuck condoms but reading that and imagining it makes me wanna stock up.
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  11. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    Nah I only fucked her raw cuz she was pregnant so I was thinking I couldn't get her pregnant

    Wasn't thinking about the possibbility of a STD
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  12. Twamp

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    i'm pretty sure i could NEVER make myself have sex with a woman who's more than 2 or 3 months prego. yuck
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  13. Tacky Jones

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    Even if she was your wife/pregnant with your kid?
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  14. Twamp

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    yeah, i still doubt i'd stick it in. :scared:
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  15. P. Chase

    P. Chase Well-Known Member

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    She was 9 months pregnant yo

    Gave birth to her son like 2 months after
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  16. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    So you're gonna go 7 months without? Just bend her over, that'll look the same.
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  17. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    Bro, that shit musta came out the oven burnt as fuck. 11 month pregnancy?
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  18. Twamp

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    if anything, anal.
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  19. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    dude, and i described it nicely. The real procedure is much more horrific sounding. The shit opens up inside like an umbrella and then they scrape out a sample. Like a roto rooter in your peehole.
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  20. Tacky Jones

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    Go fuck yourself.
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  21. L-e-x

    L-e-x Its me Dawg

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    pregnant woman are the best... nothing wetter
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