so, do you c-nts talk to the person cutting your hair? ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... i fucking hate it.

    especially when she's hot, and she's washing your hair, and you're worried about bad breath from the cigs.

    it's actually more enjoyable when the hairdresser is not that hot, i actually concentrate on what she's doing.

    if she's banging, i close my eyes and only open them once it's all done, that's when i throw a tantrum.

    nobody has ever got my hair style requests correct, ever.

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  2. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    There's hairdressers/tamers who aren't hot? News to me. :funny:

    Feel you on the reqs thingy tho..
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  3. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    i have a bald bloke with a massive beard that cuts my hair. we don't talk.
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  4. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Hate it too. Usually an old man. Bores me to tears
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  5. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    barbers usually never say a word to me cuz my eyes are closed when i'm i'm in the barber's chair, but the chick who braids my hair talks damn near the whole time

    i'm already sitting for 30 min. to an hour gettin my hair twisted.. i just want to be asleep while it's happenin.

    not try to contribute to every topic she brings up in conversation :confused:
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  6. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    No, because Im not a cunt.
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if they talk to me then yeah i talk back.
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  8. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    yes, i've seen a few in my lifetime.

    for some reason i pictured action bronson cutting your hair.

    i'd prefer the elderly to be cutting my hair, old school style.

    i am the opposite of a pedophile.

    i picture the girl with long finger nails, chewing gum, and named shaneequa.

    am i right.

    would you like a fucking award?

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  9. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Yeah, I'm talkative, so I chat to just about anyone.
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  10. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ugh, you should cut hair.

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  11. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    I have.
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  12. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Shes done everything paki
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  13. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Everything?

    Go me!
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  14. Thomas Huxley

    Thomas Huxley Well-Known Member

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    Except nightmare 10 of course.
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  15. Geedorah

    Geedorah King

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    Yes, why not.
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  16. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    what's wrong with it?

    conversation takes place everywhere with the exception of bath stalls. then it's weird.
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  17. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    oh yeah, look, i called Nu a "Paki" but he knows i'm keedin so it's all good tee hee!
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  18. Hardkore

    Hardkore Blunts@TheBeach

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    you're right about everything except her name :funny: :funny:
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  19. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    I'll answer questions but i never initiate
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  20. billy nomates.

    billy nomates. rain cancels play.

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    ah. i thought we'd finally got over the censoring of the naughty words.
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