smittyrhythm vs dethstryque

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  1. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    2 rounds 14 bars, 3rd round 48

    DethStryque the way you into text Im suspecting ya breath stinks
    He’s breaking sweats in threads stretch all he says like we care what deth thinks/
    You got the weakest awful raps even your signature’s lame
    So how you Jesus’ autograph when you cant finish the J’z?/
    Your whole strategy is to flip, but it’s ok man I’ll take first
    He tried to rob a girl with that shit like he wants to rock Jai’z purse/
    I mean youre lame as fuck, all breaking down the puns that youre using
    Ive never seen someone explain their punches this much since Bruce Lee/
    And excuse me but all ya dumb raps bout all your 'poster boy' gun claps
    Just doesn’t happen bro, you’d probably fuck up ‘stickin up’ thumb tacs/
    What the fuck is that-a-tat? That rap belongs in a trash can
    Or in Afghanistan where that shit’s a legitimate ‘battle plan’/
    And I’ll be sure to read your book, it’s in the garbage bin thread
    You waste your time and no one looks, the dicks what's hard in his head

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  2. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Lol. I'll respond tomorrow,and just to make a point? I won't flip your bars.
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  3. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    fair enough I planned to do the same..however Im not gonna bitch about it if you choose to, I agreed to the rules so its all fair game either way. If it gets interesting or neck n neck enough Im up for a third.
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  4. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Smittyrhythm...



    You NOT SICC like COUGH DROPS! I'll knock off ya snot box when I'm way amp!
    Battle Deth? You BETTER OFF tryin tuh HOT BOX with a SASQUATCH MMA CHAMP!!
    You a LOST CAUSE like NOCTURNAL DAY CAMP! Punches FADE YOU n WAKE YOU
    to SOBER TRUTHS
    I'll smoke ya troops give ya throat the noose toaster you off both ya hoofs
    with boats of nukes n quotes infused with volts of juice like bolts from Zues!
    Act gutta,sucka? I'll SCOPE YA DUDE n KNOCK DA GRIME OFF YOU like the SOAP YOU USE!!
    ExPLODE THE DUECE soaked ya Duke n left ya fate in a squalid state!
    Git Brollic? GREAT!! I'll HITCHA WITH METAL GEAR like SOLID SNAKE!!
    Cuz Smitty? OCK IS FAKE I'll SOCK HIS FACE get him FROCKED WITH WEIGHTS
    LOCKED IN PLACE CHOPPED IN EIGHTHS then DROPPED IN LAKES
    Git ate like Frosted Flakes lava baked rocket raped plus head sniped!
    THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER SMITTY'S ENDIN with a DETH STRYQUE
    Gitcha neck sliced! In text fights you'll catch a BARE ASS FUCKIN//BEAR ASS FUCKIN like GRIZZLY DICKIN
    Fuck ya jokes look atcha STRETCHED BARS! Ya name should be SHITTYrhythm!
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  5. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    All CAP’D but little words, afraid his wordplay was made to fall
    Salutin’ short, your name Clarissa? Cuz in your posts you Explain it All
    ‘Fight or fly’ when faced with deth, you neither ‘strike’ or ‘streak’
    They call you HUGGY, it aint your breath that stinks, his diapers ‘ryque’
    Your battle bars aint half as hard there isn’t nuthin to prove
    Because fagot your avatar picture is of you HUGGIN a dude True
    Is that why your jaw’s so over-draaawn just like the stretch of a pharaoh chin?
    Cuz you got a ‘whiteboy’ all in your arms, but not injections of heroin
    Doesn’t make sense, post pics of men you’re gettin bread to have sex with
    Wait I get it, it isn’t strike or streak, the pic is of ‘Deth’s trick’
    And if he doesn’t get it, fuck it, still ‘run the camp’ cuz Im ‘Ug Lee’
    Just like Balrog, don’t need to ‘flip’ to win at ‘punches’ ‘gainst Chun Li
    Wack bitch you practice trapeze acrobatic gymnastics
    Summ’assault my raps but Deth’ll crabsprint fast into backflips
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    Thez last 2 shouldn’t count cuz Im just noticing sum’n
    But the only ‘caps’ that I’ve put in this is when I Cap’d Huggy Huggin’..

    -smittyrhythm
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  6. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    drop on ya tomorrow.nice verse.
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  7. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    right on man..mutual and respected.
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  8. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Jokes about diapers,stink breath,and gay sex? This takes me back in time
    You sound like you took a bebe kid argument and made it rhyme!!
    I spit amazing phrases primed tuh give ya throat a razor bladed line
    Rage like a gauge n nine tuh ya face designed tuh wetcha like you bathed in wine!!
    Even pagan swine have faith in mine! Git laid in grime if ya step tuh me
    You're The Simpson's Smitty Smithers! I'm Afro-Samurai with Gundam weaponry!
    Smitty? That dumb dumb definitely AIN'T A BEAST or FIERCE ANIMAL
    Spear ya mandible then GIVE YA ASS ORDERS like I'm your REAR'S ADMIRAL!!
    Shear ya clavicle like a savage bull stab n pull a K n blaze them slugs
    In a battle of wits scripts spits or fists you'll get MIXED like CAJUN BLOOD!
    Thought you were heavy til I SELL U LITE//CELLULITE like BLUBBERY THIGHS
    Beat n slash you like CUDGELRY KNIVES til you're BUGGERED WITH RHYMES
    Can't hold me down I BOUNCE BACK like RUBBERY SPINES.My GUNNERY CHIMES
    N kicks a war free like I missed a orgy...cuz YOU AIN'T FUCKIN WITH MINEZ
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  9. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Round 3 48 bars due 2nite...

    I slaughtered you round one and two, 'first 48' on the murder scene
    Your weapon, tXt.. but lady, deathstrike isnt close to being wolverine
    serve me with:
    "bath in wine pagan swine", he's castin' spells when he make his rhymes
    Or they was plagiarized from One Eye'd Willy's map back in '85
    'Ring a bell'^^^? No probly not, just like your punches.. they're softly dropped
    You couldnt box your way through vegan beatnik broads in a coffee shop
    Call me boss, cuz when youre on this clock youre workin for me
    And Im off the top.. your bars Fort Knox, reserved conservatively

    You got the corniest drops, I'll stomp you til your cornea's pop
    Cuz you're behind me dog, and not from California's clock
    I'll bomb a geek outta long beach bitchslap his jaw til he lost teeth
    You wouldnt 'raise a hand' in class, ya tree line's far as ya 'palms reach'
    A man with boobs, new pair a' shoes, mascara goop and a can of moose
    man you aint west coast, black or flame proof.. you just use to the tannin' booth
    But you cant handle truth, you ramble useless thoughts in the lobby
    He talks a' talk A LOT - and I 'walk a' walk a' lot.. like Fozzi

    And I will kamikaze crash ya karate class into little Myagi halves
    Johnny'll probably have to 'sweep his legs' into some Cobra Kai body bags
    Said he's a "martial arts instructor"??? but then drops shit about big guns?
    Gettin funds to wrestle kids, arm bars? You cant even spit one!
    So how you throwin fists but hit and miss with puns, swing and get spun
    Your bic should blush from gettin hung up, but please dont spit stick with pens son
    Cuz you can hardly write, your bark and bite aint armed for a fight
    So take your stars and striped sweat pants back home to Starla tonight

    He fantasize about the day a label offer's him praise
    Has a baby, gets played on Maury's stage and prays the father is Jai'z
    Then writes an essay all about it, prey and stalk her for days
    T.a.c 'operates' to remove your clogs so much he 'doctors' the page
    "Ah man I got a life" What is it? writing your book in my message box?
    Seven blogs twelve sections long man what the fuck Deth your chest get off?
    You ride your own dick more than when Jaiz is bored at home with her girlfriend
    If she had a prick you'd beg the chick to make your face a clam, pearl chinned

    Said Im laid in grime, that's fine, atleast Im gettin' laid
    You're just a Lester Diamond Heart who never Clubs or get'S paid
    And since the tenth grade you soph'more than a bitch made-
    ninja, I'll blade bend'ja Rex now 'bow to your sensai'!!
    Get into feminine break dance Kip cuz you no MMA cage champ
    You're like the hand-less man up in the club, youre gettin your face stamped
    My rhymes are 'minute-made', while you sell lemonade at the change stand
    Said his flow was freshly squoze, but 'copy write it' like name brands

    You fake the floor man I hate whores that stick their nose up like elephants
    Abortin' unborns that aint yours, you dropping nothing that's 'relative'
    What's relevent- your mission failed,your lyrics bailed when your pencil fell
    Deth aint caught an official L this bad since Bill n Ted went to hell
    And you can tell who's block is off the top and who's block aint
    He wants to kill me out of 'EN-VY', state of 2pacs fate
    Copyin' wordplays only time his chewy tooth got paste
    '2 micks in a booth' you'd have to stick with viewing Boondock Saints
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  10. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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  11. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Never that man.Just experienced a temporary grid failure and I only just now got a chance to log back in.I'll merk you thoroughly tomorrow...later today essentially,even though it's not midnight...and you will be Deth's next victim.
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  12. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    aight muhfucker we had an agreement about time no more of this excuse ish either you got somethin to say or you dont, today.
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  13. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Relax son,I'll key up a verse and beyotch slap you like I did the previous two rounds soon.I'll be back to put you in a box with my Deth Stryque when I get home from work.Call it 630pm CA time.


    And now...the heat...


    Smittyrhythm of all the useless jerks I chewed in verse you the worst!
    Fued with words? My fluid blurbs smash ya through the Earth
    N launch this human turd through galaxies like I'm fertilizing the universe!
    Serve n slicing you foolish Herbs! This tube uh burn with ruthless verve
    n CREAM YOU like LUBRIDERM!
    Smitty? I'll school you nerd! It AIN'T RADIOACTIVE PLANTS when
    I NUKE YOU,HERB!!
    You flowless...but my SHIT FLOWS like SEWAGE SPURTS doing GRUESOME WORK
    with ABUSIVE WORDS
    Ya crew gitz merked these tools uh burst n EMPTY YA LANDS like a DRUID'S CURSE!!
    You like Jai-Z...MAYBE A DUDE ON THE INSIDE but you could work a fusia skirt n
    bluish purse!!
    Smitty? That DICK is VAGINA like NUDIST MERCH!! You can't see my shine with lumen works!
    Git broomed in a hearse...after I give you a contusion first n choke you bluer than BLUE MEN SHIRTS
    When it's winnin time? Deth's tongue blaze spits like your SUNDAY KICKS.I'm a
    SHOE IN! CHURCH//SHOE-IN! CHURCH!
    I ain't British like G-FORCE but when I BLOOMIN CURSE Smitty's ruined! Merked!
    I'm harpooning jerks leavin brain's hangin oozin spurts of maroon n worse!
    I'm so far beyond you Smitty you couldn't see me with the views from Yertes (giant telescope lab)
    My ammo's flexin every nanosecond...you're still usin hertz!
    You're a leader? Well Caesar you're kidneys're the perfect sheath fer my
    BRUTUS DIRKS!!
    I won't say you're gay like Jai...but you PUT ADAM N ADAM//ATOM N ATOM TOGETHER like FUSION BURSTS!!
    One punch n you inert glued in dirt by bars that hew kids like sharp sabers
    You got it in fuh me? My infa-beam infamies enemies like Judas n Darth Vader!
    Click clack clip n stop ya ridin like car takers! In fact listen I'm knifin ya mark haters
    Impact Rhythm like ten Macs hit him n break 'im down like the SYNTACTICIAN MARK BADER
    I'm spittin rap fission n split him like sharp razors! Chin crack twist him when
    grippin them lark blazers!
    Send claps sizzlin through ya grin gap schism ya thin cap crispin n dark laser ya heart pacer!
    Smitty ya mark faker! I'll make you laud this pimp player's hot flow while I
    dick slay ya top ho
    Or I'll chop ya skull to taco while VLAD THE IMPALER yells BRAVO!!



    Navy SEALS are martial artists too! Think we're all unarmed? Wrong duke!
    I'll rope-a-dope brawl you put the scope on all you n POPE JOHN PAUL YOU!!
    My cold quotes bomb you n Tiger-Crane ya light work slang with scythe hooks
    Deth BLADEs you with gun-fu Negro Neo freeflows doper than ELI'S BOOK!!
    Smitty's weak rhymes cooked! Didja think ya LADY DETHSTRYQUE text snipe punked me?
    I'll send a right til ya DENTALS TAKE FLIGHT and your IVORY COAST like the AFRICAN COUNTRY
    Causin HAVOC with this RAP SHIT! Guns so big my palms rock when my LONGSHOT slays this youth!
    I'm a BEAST with speech that STORMS you with GAMBITS that rips you apart like SABERTOOTH!
    I'm raider proof! A raw spit COLOSSUS with sleek ape scriptin givin heat face liftin
    I'm a JUGGERNAUT! I'll punch yer top n CHANGE YA LOOKS like MYSTIQUE SHAPE-SHIFTIN
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  14. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Nearly 340 views.We need votes now.Thanx
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    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    DethStryque -

    Fuckin killed it.

    This was the DethStryque right here

    2nd verse didn't give me the same feeling as the 1st.
    Your 3rd was sick. The X-men lines were pretty dope.

    Your multis fuckin killed it. Sick rhymes. I'm not sure who could touch you tbh. Your vocabulary can't possibly get anymore extensive. I enjoyed your shit.

    smittyrhythm -

    When you called him Lady DethStryque I cracked up. I saw you throw around Jai Z's name a lot, but you never really came with a good joke. Your 3rd verse was actually pretty sick. Your multis were on point which was surprising after reading the first two verses, which in my opinion weren't cuttin it.


    Good battle, but this one goes to DethStryque. Dude fucking mobbed all over smitty.

    vote: DethStryque
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  17. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    I'm not judging this as to who won the most rounds, I'm just setting it out like this so it's easier for me to judge.

    First round: Deth beasted it all. Especialy this bit:

    I'll smoke ya troops give ya throat the noose toaster you off both ya hoofs
    with boats of nukes n quotes infused with volts of juice like bolts from Zues!

    Wasn't a body, but he took it. His wordplay was more origional and those bars put him in front by a fair bit. Smitty's verse was great as well, it just didn't stand up to Deths.

    Second round: Smitty had some good personals like the avatar line. It was an all round great verse, balanced between battle lines and personals.

    Deths opening bars were sick and better than most of Smittys verse, but in the end it's not a two best lines battle, it's a battle of who's better overall. Smitty was better here. I prefer Deths first to Smittys second.

    Third round: Even to be honest. Smitty had this:

    And I will kamikaze crash ya karate class into little Myagi halves
    Johnny'll probably have to 'sweep his legs' into some Cobra Kai body bags
    Said he's a "martial arts instructor"??? but then drops shit about big guns?
    Gettin funds to wrestle kids, arm bars? You cant even spit one!
    So how you throwin fists but hit and miss with puns, swing and get spun
    Your bic should blush from gettin hung up, but please dont spit stick with pens son
    Cuz you can hardly write, your bark and bite aint armed for a fight
    So take your stars and striped sweat pants back home to Starla tonight

    Which is fucking ill. Especialy the Karate Kid references. However, Deth kept his energy going all through his verse, punch after punch, scheme after scheme. Both the thirds were awesome, but I slightly edge Deth.

    Overall: I think Deth edged it. I don't think it was a huge victory, Deth was just more consistent and in the end his punches hit harder. Both were dope though.

    Vote: DethStryque
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  18. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    Tremendous votes,guys.I felt that whole "Myagi halves" bit was his dopest piece,too. Let's keep it comin. 2-0 DethStryque
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  19. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    .......its all good. i feel better about this now, mrjdmstryque998lmao!
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  20. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    Fuck off acting like a seven year old girl and having a spaz because people like Deths stuff more. What, my votes not credible because I've never battled before? Fine, you're still 1-0 down.
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