Skyrim

PC got the new patch today actually, but only thing that fucked the game up is the resistance stats got all fucked up. I tried it, before and after shit was fucking crazy

I still need the brjnwolf patch

Misheard skyrim lyrics

Mustard jar

lmaooo, im gonna shout mustard jar everytime i use my shout. i have been doin a lot of sidequests. im lvl 14 now i believe and that red eagle boss gave me the most trouble so far in the game. im so in loveeee

LMAO lol

idk if these glitches have been mentioned but ima put them out there.

there's a glitch to get easy 100 in speech. it's complicated to explain but it's in riften.

and also if u want a quick 100 in sneak, just go to the graybeards and slice them while they're meditating while sneaking (and stayin hidden) and usin a dagger. don't kill them tho, just go from one to one until u get they sit back down and meditate and u get the level u want.

for easy 100 smithing, just keep buyin iron ingots and leather strips and make iron daggers. to build up enchantment quickly too just buy mad petty soul gems and enchant all those daggers with somethin like absorb health or banish or absorb stamina, and sell them for mad dough.

that's how I was working my enchanting, buy all empty petty soul gems or use whatever soul gems I could find and just go around killing deer and little creatures and shit. I got the perk that puts a soul trap enchantment on all bound weapons so I was using the bound bow for this and getting my archery up too.

been going into battle with a few of these lol

nice.

damn drauger deathlords are no joke

have you guys found the ''invisible chest'' in dawnstar with tons of loot in it???? Shit is amazzzzzzing and respawns.

rahgot was kicking my ass

i'ma have to go up like 10 levels and try again


need to head to dawnstar and find that invisible chest now

Those dragon priests are tough, either have to be caught up with your skills and perks or have a lot of resist and health potions.


On another note Blocking with a shield is the shit, I mastered blocking and got the perk that makes it so that if you sprint with your shield raised you knock opponents down. Went into a dungeon full of mages basically turned myself into a battering ram and everyone went flying lol

i'm a dual hand fire shooter/sneaky sneak archer assassin type rocking thieves guild armor

Best way to fight dragon priests is by using magic draining enchanted weapons and strong spells.

I have 3 chars and none of them can be fucked with by anything in this game except maybe my lowest leveled one but he will be the strongest lizard-dragonborn once he reaches his peak.

Playing on master doesn't even make much of a difference at this point lol

rocking glass armor now. gonna take another shot at that rahgot clown.

....blah im finishing up restoring the thieves guild and these fishing jobs are pissing me off.....all of the items i have to pickpocket are 0% regardless of skill level or enchanted items equipped....i cant kill the people...and cant get caught...ive tried freezing em...the guards come ive tried fus ro dah'in them...guards come..im stuck

My mage character is the strongest I got and cannot be fucked with. maxed out all my magic schools, enchanting, and alchemy, also maxed out most perks and got master level spells for all of them. Enchanted my shit so Destruction spells cost nothing and conuration spells cost next to nothing. Have the dragonhide spell to help me against archers and shit. Basically just run into battle with 2 dremora lords and blast everything with destruction spells.