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  1. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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  2. thedream2333

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    - I actually have a memory from when I was a baby. I was watching my older brother walk, and wondered why I never did that. I tried to stand up, but my legs gave out and I fell on my bottom really hard.

    - I hate most desserts... cake, ice cream, pie... ugh.

    - have a bachelor's degree in Fine Arts

    - I couldn't drive until I was 23 years old.
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i still hate most deserts, never been a sweet fan.

    also, i cannot swim. still, well not straight anyway, i swim in circles.

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  4. thedream2333

    thedream2333 Member

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    swimmin in circles is still swimmin my friend. swimming is really just moving your arms and legs.
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  5. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    Nigga how can you not swim

    It's just floating
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  6. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    I cant thred water.... I can only swim if im moving. I've won races off pure survival instincts.
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    hahah he fell on his "bottom"
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  8. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    lol not if you're trying to swim away from a shark, i'd be the first to die in jaws.

    it scares me, i hate water.

    it's because i've drowned as a child until my viet mate resuscitated me.

    i'd be shit at a race.

    it's because i use my right arm more than my left, so i get around like a whore.

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  9. Twamp

    Twamp proper weaponry

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    couldn't or didn't?
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  10. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i was close to drowning when i was young and my mom outswam a lifeguard to get me from the undertow. i still swim strong.


    how people never aretaught to swim is beyond me. i occasionally feel bad when i hear things like in south ccarolina or w/e when like 7 black kids drowned trying to save 1 kid, and the original kid somehow lived but the 7 died cuz not one of the eight knew how to swim. none of the parents tried to help cuz none of them could swim either.


    they had a fuckin birthday party next to a river and not one of them fuckin knew how to fuckin swim! that's the part in the story when i just said "eh, better off without these fuckin retards."


    then i realized the parents lived and will probably reproduce again and repeat the cycle. i died a little inside.


    nigga learn how to swim you fuckin pussy. if you can't swim, you're not a human and deserve death.
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  11. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    that's amazing, your mother is a fucking legend.

    not just blacks though, most ethnicities steer clear from water, because they don't have much of it back home.

    pakistan has one beach and that's used up by ships and shit, so we couldn't really learn back there.

    i know an entire family drowned because none of them knew how to swim, yet all tried to save each other.

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Picnic-drowning-shatters-a-family/2004/12/26/1103996439462.html - 2004.

    harsh but fair, i can float and if it ever came down to it and i was in a flood i'm sure my human instincts will kick in.

    but i'm definitely teaching my future children if i ever have any to swim, all my nephews can outswim me.

    i feel proud and shit at the very same time.

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  12. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    but man there's pools. you don't need a beach to learn how to swim. instead of buyin jordans and 40's, buy your kids swimming lessons! jerks
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  13. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    again, your directing your remarks specifically at the african populace lol (jordan's, 40's).

    i'm sure pakistan had pools especially in the army foundation areas where we were born, and australia does too.

    but in all honesty i was too busy perving on my milf teachers when they took us swimming lessons in australia, so.

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  14. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    so, you're an adult. spend the $200 and get lessons.

    i'm directing my opinion and all ethnic minorities because they're the only morons that won't get their kids swimming lessons. non-trailer trash whites at least have the wherewithal to get their kids lessons.
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  15. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    he was mentally unable to drive until he was 23

    on some corky thatcher shit...

    now he good doe'
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  16. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Apparently you use that arm A LOT.
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  17. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    Nothing too interesting...

    I'm back into competing in triathalons and I'm down from 245 to 205..I've lost a ton of muscle though...I'm following an obstacle runners workout.

    I have a sprint coming up in December that's a 1500 meter swim, 24.9 mile bike and 6.2 mile run..

    205 is still heavy, regardless of my height, but I can't lose any more weight. My wife is already whining because I'm "too skinny."
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i agree but i find public swimming pools revolting, snot, bandaids, germs, piss..... no thanks. My kids will just have to find another parent to take them or we will find a lake/river/ocean

    the summer before last i saved a girls life who was drowning and almost died myself. It was a real eye opener. And a miracle we lived, pretty sure i shared the story.
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    the skinnier you get, the fatter your wife feels....
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  20. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    Telling her that she's fat also makes her feel that way.
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