"Shaq arrested for apposed involvment in recent murder of maid" - Tom Brokaw

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  1. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    tom brokaw, nbc news -



    "Late monday evening, aretha biggums was found dead at 2:14 am. Basketball player and rap star Shaquille Oneal was arrested after he apparently beat the woman to death after he found her eating his crunch bar stash in the fridge


    shaq fu has officially been banned in all 50 states
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  2. jweaksfromdapike

    jweaksfromdapike The Pain and the Poetry

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    bwuhahahahahahaha
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  3. in awe

    in awe solo

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    lmao

    she prolly pronounced it car-a-mel
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  4. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    this is an actual exerpt from nbc news



    THIS SHIT IS CRAZY
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  5. kaLeeF

    kaLeeF me and weed go waaay back

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    LOS ANGELES--Earlier this week, Shaquille O'Neal was arrested for verbally assaulting a Footlocker employee who O'Neal mistakenly took as a real referee because of the striped shirts he was wearing (footlocker uniform). "He came in and walked right up to me," said the employee, "he then began to shower me with profanities and claimed that I wasn't giving him the calls whenever he is hacked in the low post."
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  6. Phalanx_

    Phalanx_ Formation: Ill

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    haha....

    LOS ANGELOS-Shaquille O'neal was arrested yesterday afternoon for murdering an infant. He claimed the infant tried to shit himself..
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  7. Extreme Venom

    Extreme Venom Well-Known Member

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    In other new's, L.A's New York born police chief was reported saying: " If not ON the Court then IN the court" He stated, continuing " Either way.. the Lakers are going DOWN!!"
    He left the scene wearing a Knicks cap..
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  8. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    justin noonan rapmusic textcee -




    SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL KILL YOU
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  9. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    ^^ umm, that just ruined the thread. [dunno]
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  10. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    i will ruin your life




    by finding your housing complex and cutting your cable connection



    you will have no internet text rapping, and will then commit suicide
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  11. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    would u really? that'd be super awesome!!!
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  12. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    - a homosexual
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  13. QuicK SyllaBle

    QuicK SyllaBle New Member

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    lmao at kids dissin shaq...ahaha
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  14. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    yea, I guess u are.
    u still rock them pink shirts?
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  15. Da Vocal Hitman

    Da Vocal Hitman Nuck if ya buck

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    "In other, yet related news.....LA Lakers own Shaquille O'Neal was arrested for assault and battery last night when he alledgedly threw an elbow into the face of a man wearing a Kevin Garrnet basketball Jersey. Shaq responded with "All I sah was da jersey coming at me and I reacted, I honesly thought it was Kevin, trying to get at me after the game, trying to take this shit to the streets. The man closely sembled KG, and it was only afta I knocked him uncounsious that I realized I had made a terrible mistake."
    The victim, a 28 year old 5 ft "7 white man, Tim Brokejaw, will be pressing full charges.

    Tom Brokaw signing off.
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  16. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    you still rockin your apparel



    sorry that i live in the real world, not in a text rapping fantasy world
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  17. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    wtf i cant say


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    you fucking wannabe
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  18. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    yea, I be living in that text rapping fantasy world yo.
    shit be dope like DEA evidence lockers.

    can i come to the real world?
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  19. orbit the great

    orbit the great another gay white kid

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    no


    your destined to be a geek, theres nothing you can do
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  20. The Second Comming

    The Second Comming you aint poison!!!

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    DAMN! oh well, back to the text rapping fantasy world. [frank]
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